Maureen Callahan
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We are back, and it is time to take Tiger Woods to the woodshed.
And then he's going to the burn pile and then the stump grinder.
No, sorry, I skipped the wood chipper.
Nominative determinism.
Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI.
Now, we know this.
This is a really important story.
This is the fourth such major crash that we know of.
And...
he should clearly no longer have a driver's license.
And if this had been any one of us regular people out in the country doing this, our driver's license would have been suspended a long time ago and then permanently revoked.
Um, we also probably would have been looking at real prison time.
The way in which tiger is continually coddled by the culture and the entertainment media sports complex, um,
is going to get somebody killed and it won't be him.
It's the exact same culture that led John F. Kennedy Jr.
to crash that plane with his wife and sister-in-law aboard.
It's that exact same culture that allowed Justin Timberlake to feel completely entitled to get behind the wheel of his car in the Hamptons two years ago.
It's that sense of entitlement that led Britney Spears to get arrested just a couple of weeks ago for the same reason.
And, you know, what all of these people also have in common is that emotionally and psychologically, they are children or were children.