Maureen Callahan

That is brilliant.

Okay.

So reading from that piece, again, published November 24th, 2013, I open quote, you could tell hired.

So that was the mistress, Rachel, you could tell

hired Gloria Allred as the scandal blew up and scheduled a press conference, which was then canceled.

Reports circulated that Woods had paid her $10 million to keep quiet.

Had he only been more generous, perhaps Woods could have avoided what came next, the onslaught of porn stars, strippers, escorts, and party girls who said they too

had been having sex with Tiger Woods.

My aside right here is that one of our reports, it was so, we would have something at the post called the breakfast test.

I think a lot of media outlets have it.

And it really was applicable to the Sunday paper, which was you've opened your Sunday paper or you're online with your Sunday paper and you're having breakfast and your coffee.

And will the details in any given story be so grisly that they nauseate you?

If so,

Publish another day.

This is really graphic, you guys, but one of the mistresses gave a level of detail where you go, this has to be true.

Who would make this up?

They were having sex in her car during the day.

She was on a shift break outside the Denny's where she was a

removed her tampon with his teeth and then flung it out the open window into the parking lot.

I died.