Maureen Callahan

Like every time I see Tiger Woods, it's like all I can think about continuing from this piece.

But as an increasingly astonished public learned, Woods was also really cheap.

Only ever buying one mistress a sandwich at Subway.

That mistress was Mindy Lawton, a diner waitress.

Oh, here it is.

Here's that detail who said she and Woods had sex at his, sorry, I got the location wrong, at his family's home in Florida and in his Escalade in a church parking lot.

A church parking lot.

Tossing her tampon out the window, there was also porn star Holly Sampson, who had sex with Woods the night of his bachelor party, and her colleague Jocelyn James, who said she'd gotten pregnant by Woods more than once.

Exotic dancer Corey Rist revealed Woods loved eating Froot Loops while watching cartoons.

Grubb said she'd texted Woods the day after the crash, saying she'd be devastated if anything happened to him.

But she never heard back.

And when she tried to call, the number was out of service.

By December 11, 2009, two weeks after Woods' accident, the number of known mistresses was up to 14.

He lost endorsements with Nike, Gatorade, Gillette, and Accenture, the latter alone earning him between 10 and $15 million per year.

He announced he was taking a leave from golf, and by the end of the month,

Woods had entered... Why do I want to call him Wood?

Is it like a Freudian slip?

Like he's just always got Wood?

Not with that drug habit, I'll tell you that.

Woods had entered rehab for sex addiction.