Maureen Callahan

I can't help it.

Anyway, it's not Hoda's masterpiece.

It's her disaster piece.

I salute you, Marlena.

I salute you.

OK, so this is her new podcast, Joy Rides.

Hoda's selling Joy.

Hoda quit the Today Show to spend more time with her two adopted daughters, and that lasted all of like two fucking weeks.

And now she's trying to get this Joy 101 app and other multi-pronged business off the ground.

It's not happening, and so we're feeling desperate, okay?

We're as desperate as Blake Lively emailing our former F-buddy Ben Affleck, allegedly, reportedly, okay?

so hoda's first interview is with the today show host savannah guthrie now savannah listen we've discussed this many times american morning tv shows like their whole thing is like we're just like a big multi-racial family we're family we're a family coming to you into your home and we keep you company and then like behind the scenes they're all they're all just like savagely ripping each other apart

Now they get paid.

They're grossly overpaid in part because they have to mask their inner bitch every morning.

They got to be friendly and nice and like dole out all this bullshit.

You know, I mean, American morning television is basically just like online shopping at this point, you know?

Okay.

So Savannah's in the back of her car at 4 a.m.

And this is a brutal, brutal time of morning.

And, um, it's clear that Hoda just has like desperately inserted herself yet again, trying to get some of the today's show.