Maureen Callahan

It's all in real life.

It's all in real life.

JFK Jr.

crashed his plane on the night of July 19th, 1999.

Here's something for you.

That was also the 30th anniversary of Chappaquiddick.

I mean the symmetry, 30th.

30th Chappaquiddick in which Ted Kennedy, I'm going to say drunkenly, he's dead.

I can't libel him.

He was a huge drunk.

We all know he was drunk, drunkenly drove his car off a bridge in Chappaquiddick.

It flipped over in a shallow amount of water.

He escaped and he left a 28 year old campaign aid devoted to the Kennedys named Mary Jo Kopechny

to die and hers was a slow agonizing death she was upside down breathing from an air pocket with her neck craned it's all an ass knot and she could have survived if he had only gotten help but he didn't want to get help now she was collateral fucking damage for him he wanted to run for president can't do that if he's like like so what did the machine do it was her fault

What was she doing?

What was she doing in a car with a married Senator?

Here's what else never happened.

I took note.

As I said, I took notes.

Happens in the show, happens in the scene, never happened.