Maureen Dowd

Thank God I'm in Bobby Kennedy's America. I don't worry when I get sick.

Well, I had to cancel my first day on the book tour. I was supposed to be on CNN with Caitlin Collins. And, you know, I just slept. But when you're on book tour, it's hard to get enough sleep.

Well, I had to cancel my first day on the book tour. I was supposed to be on CNN with Caitlin Collins. And, you know, I just slept. But when you're on book tour, it's hard to get enough sleep.

Well, I had to cancel my first day on the book tour. I was supposed to be on CNN with Caitlin Collins. And, you know, I just slept. But when you're on book tour, it's hard to get enough sleep.

I know. You don't like to travel, right?

I know. You don't like to travel, right?

I know. You don't like to travel, right?

Like Larry David is like that. I mean, Europe, what's the point?

Like Larry David is like that. I mean, Europe, what's the point?

Like Larry David is like that. I mean, Europe, what's the point?

I'll do yours.

I'll do yours.

I'll do yours.

Right. And then you gave me some advice on your show. Publicly. But if they ran that advice on a loop in dispensaries, that would be good. What was the advice?

Right. And then you gave me some advice on your show. Publicly. But if they ran that advice on a loop in dispensaries, that would be good. What was the advice?

Right. And then you gave me some advice on your show. Publicly. But if they ran that advice on a loop in dispensaries, that would be good. What was the advice?

Well, they didn't. I mean, the problem with when Denver.

Well, they didn't. I mean, the problem with when Denver.

Well, they didn't. I mean, the problem with when Denver.

But can I just clear up something, which I keep trying to clear up, but no one believes me. It was a five square chocolate caramel candy bar. I had one half of one square. Everyone said you shouldn't have eaten the whole candy bar because that's like guzzling a bottle of Jack Daniels. But I didn't. But here's the thing. It was a bunch of hippies who suddenly became billionaires.