Maureen Dowd

But can I just clear up something, which I keep trying to clear up, but no one believes me. It was a five square chocolate caramel candy bar. I had one half of one square. Everyone said you shouldn't have eaten the whole candy bar because that's like guzzling a bottle of Jack Daniels. But I didn't. But here's the thing. It was a bunch of hippies who suddenly became billionaires.

But can I just clear up something, which I keep trying to clear up, but no one believes me. It was a five square chocolate caramel candy bar. I had one half of one square. Everyone said you shouldn't have eaten the whole candy bar because that's like guzzling a bottle of Jack Daniels. But I didn't. But here's the thing. It was a bunch of hippies who suddenly became billionaires.

And they didn't want to put in a speed bump for new people where they labeled it with instructions or had a thing on a loop like your instructions where they said, if you take an edible, you've got to wait an hour and a half because that's how long it takes to kick in. But the funny thing was they...

And they didn't want to put in a speed bump for new people where they labeled it with instructions or had a thing on a loop like your instructions where they said, if you take an edible, you've got to wait an hour and a half because that's how long it takes to kick in. But the funny thing was they...

And they didn't want to put in a speed bump for new people where they labeled it with instructions or had a thing on a loop like your instructions where they said, if you take an edible, you've got to wait an hour and a half because that's how long it takes to kick in. But the funny thing was they...

They put up, they hired a model who looked like me and put up billboards all over Denver with the message. Oh, that's hysterical. Something like, don't be like Mo, go slow. Wow. With, like me with my head in my hands. That's hysterical.

They put up, they hired a model who looked like me and put up billboards all over Denver with the message. Oh, that's hysterical. Something like, don't be like Mo, go slow. Wow. With, like me with my head in my hands. That's hysterical.

They put up, they hired a model who looked like me and put up billboards all over Denver with the message. Oh, that's hysterical. Something like, don't be like Mo, go slow. Wow. With, like me with my head in my hands. That's hysterical.

I have a picture of it in my office.

I have a picture of it in my office.

I have a picture of it in my office.

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Yeah. Well, I actually got the loss change there because all I thought was that they should give you better instructions. I didn't want to slow them down, but they were all furious at the idea that they would be slowed down. But a lot of new people were coming in and older people, and they just needed to tell them how to do it.

Yeah. Well, I actually got the loss change there because all I thought was that they should give you better instructions. I didn't want to slow them down, but they were all furious at the idea that they would be slowed down. But a lot of new people were coming in and older people, and they just needed to tell them how to do it.

Yeah. Well, I actually got the loss change there because all I thought was that they should give you better instructions. I didn't want to slow them down, but they were all furious at the idea that they would be slowed down. But a lot of new people were coming in and older people, and they just needed to tell them how to do it.