Maya Umemoto Gorman

So I'm not about to say like bronze ain't shit.

But this was his moment.

They gave him the camera.

But now look at you on TV.

And let it rock.

And I'm like, honestly, now it's just like my embarrassing ass.

Now it's international news.

Now it's literally my embarrassing ass ex who already embarrassed the fuck out of himself, cheated on me.

Now you're trying to drag me through the mud.

Let him get up.

That is the most egotistical shit in the whole entire world.

He thought he was Heath Ledger.

No, he thought he was Henry Scott when he literally... Scott Henry, sorry, I don't know his... Scott didn't...

what no but that's what i mean this is what i mean about obviously what henry scott scott henry did that was so noble was the fact that he had so much to lose in that moment fear he could have let fear keep him in hiding yes and he like won the love of his life back yes

This man thought that by he had so much whatever was weighing him the fuck down, he thought that if he had confessed that shit, that he would quite literally win the love of his life back like Henry Henry Scott did.

That actually is quite literally what the fuck did not happen.

Six months ago, I met the love of my life.

mind you you already told her so then it does take like in my head but it took three months for you to tell her a week ago i bet threats were swarming around because it's giving it's giving this

Three months in, to y'all, you cheated, cheated, pumpkin-eated.

Like, you, damn.