Maya Umemoto Gorman

girl i'll get a smoothie well maybe not a smoothie but i'll literally get a boba at 10 a.m and finish it by 3 p.m yeah it's no tea it's no shade and she was like girl i can tell yeah because the and these are for my slow drinkers my slow eaters out there the in between of our teeth babe yeah and then it's like floss okay like i like i've heard no guys literally i'm not i'm someone who like when i stopped going without dental insurance i was like time to start flossing no right right

Oh.

Because, honestly, if it was, like, as, like, cut and dry as they want to tell us that it is, I should have no teeth.

Baby, I have surfboards, so we don't even have to get into that.

Right, right.

Everybody always wanted a grass.

I've already talked to people, so it's just... Well, and while we talk about dentistry, because I do in fact, I'm supposed I'm like a couple years over for a retainer baby because the tectonic plates are moving easy.

Well, they want you in the Invisalign.

And Invisalign, I'm sure, gives them some sort of something.

It must because I literally, when I went to that super sickening, loved her.

But she was like, get Invisalign, get Invisalign.

I was like, my Shayla, I don't have $900 to allegedly just move something to the left right now.

Went home to Sacramento where they don't give a fuck because, like, they literally don't give a fuck.

And he was like, girl, I'll just give you a metal one right now.

Like, 250.

I was like, fuck.

Still didn't do it.

But, like, yeah.

Like it doesn't go up.

Like.