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Maya Umemoto Gorman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4072 total appearances

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Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

I'm just confused because you have like such uniform teeth.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Yeah.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

And like, I was like a girl who doesn't have uniform teeth.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

I'm just like curious as to what.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Go to the one under.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Maybe she can do it because it's Invisaligned.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Yeah, it's like the vibe of you gotta get it done once.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

You just have to handle it.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

You can do what you want.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Well, and when we were in Austin, we were watching the fucking Oscars.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

And as y'all know, everybody's getting literally the onion yank.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Literally yank.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

They shit so crazy that there's a little nub that's hair tied under their wig kind of vibe.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Which, honestly...

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Hey, power to power to in the sense of like personal autonomy.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

Like I couldn't I genuinely I couldn't even imagine what it's like to be like under a microscope that fierce and like to have to do all these things and have people come in your parents like if you need to get the onion yank like Tokyo shit.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

But there's a part of me.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

There's a part of me that yearns for.

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

when everyone had like old faces yeah when everyone just like looked like people yeah or like i saw this tiktok that was talking about um i already told you guys this but i was i saw this tiktok that was talking about how like now the expectation for actors is to also be like supermodels and to have like model faces instead of like in the 2000s when like bitches would literally just be like actors and it'd be like yeah girl like you know like show up to the red carpet in like a tank and like a belt and like

Upstairs Neighbors
Porcelain Fillings & Going Bugonia Mode

and handle it and like a fresh like red box dye and like handle it.