Maya Umemoto Gorman
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I'm just confused because you have like such uniform teeth.
And like, I was like a girl who doesn't have uniform teeth.
I'm just like curious as to what.
Go to the one under.
Maybe she can do it because it's Invisaligned.
Yeah, it's like the vibe of you gotta get it done once.
You just have to handle it.
You can do what you want.
Well, and when we were in Austin, we were watching the fucking Oscars.
And as y'all know, everybody's getting literally the onion yank.
Literally yank.
They shit so crazy that there's a little nub that's hair tied under their wig kind of vibe.
Which, honestly...
Hey, power to power to in the sense of like personal autonomy.
Like I couldn't I genuinely I couldn't even imagine what it's like to be like under a microscope that fierce and like to have to do all these things and have people come in your parents like if you need to get the onion yank like Tokyo shit.
But there's a part of me.
There's a part of me that yearns for.
when everyone had like old faces yeah when everyone just like looked like people yeah or like i saw this tiktok that was talking about um i already told you guys this but i was i saw this tiktok that was talking about how like now the expectation for actors is to also be like supermodels and to have like model faces instead of like in the 2000s when like bitches would literally just be like actors and it'd be like yeah girl like you know like show up to the red carpet in like a tank and like a belt and like
and handle it and like a fresh like red box dye and like handle it.