Maya Umemoto Gorman
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And honestly.
And let's just cleanse.
And like waft it.
No, literally cleanse.
Waft it from your spirit.
Waft it from your spirit.
Cause that's genuinely like some shit you just hear.
No, like, because genuinely if someone's talking about fat ass and a big bitty, like if someone, the little pocket where you can see my toe, I'm like, just ignore it.
Maya's hiding a big titty down there.
Big titties.
There's 10 big titties hiding under there.
And we're the police.
10 titties.
10 titties.
Here's the thing.
Honestly, y'all start bringing bear mace and tasers and stuff.
But honestly, I just don't know, bro.
I don't know because I stopped dating men a good while ago.
And I just need to let you know, as someone who...
essentially is not dating any cishet men that's any straight cishet men that's for damn sure i'm not fucking dating like instant instant write-off i don't give a fuck if you were literally raised on like a like literally 30th century woman like i don't give a fuck bitch i do