Maya Umemoto Gorman

I'm sorry.

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and the and well and see i don't even know if i can clear if that check will clear the girls the gays in the days maybe they found us we get to say big titties yeah but a cis head straight i actually that's what i mean y'all that's what i mean y'all that's in pu that's what i'm talking about like i don't like i'm gonna start carrying a musket

Fuck.

What was that?

Number three?

Fuck.

I know.

Okay.

Fine.

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Hi, Divas.

Huge fan.

Calling with a tragic tale of the time that I took a man up on his offer for dinner and a movie.

He invited me over to his place to smoke a little bit before our date.

And I thought, okay, that sounds great.

I went over and...

should have left when i saw that his only furniture in his living room was a beanbag chair and he was six foot seven and i'm not talking no love sack ladies it was a beanbag chair um anyways after we do that we um i'm thinking we're about to leave his apartment and he informs me that there's stuff in the uh in the kitchen for fried chicken

He invited me over to watch a movie in his living room and make him fried chicken.

And I was absolutely dumbfounded.