Maya Umemoto Gorman

Well, because I think he really thought genuinely in his mind, in his soul, in his body, in his spirit.

You can only do that when you have, and that's the thing that cishet men have.

They are born with 120, not 110, not 100, 120% conviction when they believe in something.

Because only with 120% of conviction could you invite a gorgeous, gorgeous girl over and then A, expect her to make you food when she thinks you're, first off, the fucking Tinder swindler of being like, girl, I'm taking you out for dinner and a movie, come over and smoke first.

So it's like you already lied because you said come over and smoke first.

It's in the wordplay.

See?

And you know what, guys?

Write this down for advice.

I would say send me the movie ticket.

Next time, ask for the movie ticket and next time ask what you're seeing.

Don't let them surprise you with that bullshit.

First off, if you're high.

right let's let's let's put on the let's put on the the filter of being high okay you're the filter of being high i can't even hear fucking nothing bitch i can barely put some shit in the microwave so how the fuck am i going to actually it's just like absurd like it's like so you fried chicken like no thigh girl

You have to make that a skit.

That is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my whole entire life.

He had you fried chicken.

Like he had a bean bag in front of him.

And honestly, girl, shout out that you knew, A, how to make fried chicken.

No, I would literally be like, I'd be like, girl, I can make you a bacon chicken thigh, but I can't, I've never fried chicken.