Maya Umemoto Gorman

I would have tried.

I would have tried to handle business and like got, I don't know, like actually like, uh, anyways.

So, um, it doesn't matter.

He literally started talking to Jordan.

And I sat next to him in science.

So he was like telling me tea, like Bootsy.

Like he was like, Jordan's bad as fuck.

Like I'm fucking with her.

And I was like, period.

Like Jordan's like everything.

Like she's so tea, like period.

And he was just like keying with me, like whatever.

And it was really proximity shit.

And so with that being said, he's keying with me about Jordan.

And then Carla starts like, you know, like now we're maybe like three weeks into the school year and Carla, like, you know, people are starting to try to like pair people up and shit.

And everyone's like trying to put like Carla and Jacob together.

So he dead ass, bro.

The only reason why I know the BTS is because I knew Jordan on the side, I knew fucking Jacob on the side, and I knew Carla from afar.

And dead ass, bro, he started acting like he, when I tell you did not know her, genuinely switched up so crazy.

Literally, if I was to be like, oh, he would have been like, oh, hi, nice to meet you, I'm Jacob.