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Podcast Appearances
It was about 9pm at night, fuck all happening, and we hear some giggling girls' voices cruising through the campsite.
Moe's a cheeky rascal thinking it was the girls we'd been talking to who decided to shoot his shot.
And whispers out the window, in a much deeper voice than I'd ever heard before, show us your tits.
Or fuck me swinging.
Turns out some of the mums from the group next door were on one that night.
One in particular was most obliging to Moe's request, flopping out the most glorious set of fun bags you'll ever see.
I learnt two things that night.
It's never too early to shoot your shot, and I'm definitely a tits man.
So boys, tell me.
Are you a tits or an arse man?
You know the drill.
Stay out of yourselves.