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McKenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4131 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

They're a little ratatouille. Like Timothee, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But Timothee is soft. He's too small. It's like when men are like, so like if I can go like this around you, that's too small. That's too small. But then I still also don't find you sexually attractive. Like it's just like, I'll be like, oh, he's hot, but not really. This is fascinating. Have you guys seen Baby Girl?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

They're a little ratatouille. Like Timothee, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But Timothee is soft. He's too small. It's like when men are like, so like if I can go like this around you, that's too small. That's too small. But then I still also don't find you sexually attractive. Like it's just like, I'll be like, oh, he's hot, but not really. This is fascinating. Have you guys seen Baby Girl?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

They're a little ratatouille. Like Timothee, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But Timothee is soft. He's too small. It's like when men are like, so like if I can go like this around you, that's too small. That's too small. But then I still also don't find you sexually attractive. Like it's just like, I'll be like, oh, he's hot, but not really. This is fascinating. Have you guys seen Baby Girl?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I just watched it. Yes, of course. That man? Of course, 100%. That man? So I was like, I fall for White Boy of the Month every year. So I'm like, yeah, let's watch it. I thought he was hot in the Iron Claw. Oh, I didn't even know he was in that. In the Iron Claw? Yeah, in the Iron Claw he was hot. That's why I'm like, I like to look at you, but if they talk to me, I'd be like, don't talk to me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I just watched it. Yes, of course. That man? Of course, 100%. That man? So I was like, I fall for White Boy of the Month every year. So I'm like, yeah, let's watch it. I thought he was hot in the Iron Claw. Oh, I didn't even know he was in that. In the Iron Claw? Yeah, in the Iron Claw he was hot. That's why I'm like, I like to look at you, but if they talk to me, I'd be like, don't talk to me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I just watched it. Yes, of course. That man? Of course, 100%. That man? So I was like, I fall for White Boy of the Month every year. So I'm like, yeah, let's watch it. I thought he was hot in the Iron Claw. Oh, I didn't even know he was in that. In the Iron Claw? Yeah, in the Iron Claw he was hot. That's why I'm like, I like to look at you, but if they talk to me, I'd be like, don't talk to me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I hate you. Don't come up to me. No.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I hate you. Don't come up to me. No.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I hate you. Don't come up to me. No.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like, oh, I have to spend time with you. I want to talk to you. Yeah. Whereas like men, they would talk to me and be like, he's so annoying. You just said you liked him today. I don't know what I was talking about.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like, oh, I have to spend time with you. I want to talk to you. Yeah. Whereas like men, they would talk to me and be like, he's so annoying. You just said you liked him today. I don't know what I was talking about.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

I'm like, oh, I have to spend time with you. I want to talk to you. Yeah. Whereas like men, they would talk to me and be like, he's so annoying. You just said you liked him today. I don't know what I was talking about.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

ever never once that's like the only men that are in my life are in my family and it's like maybe it's like my dad and my brother yeah my brother-in-law that's good yeah yeah no one that's enough yeah no knowing three men should be like the max yeah and if there's extras i'm like you gotta be extra special especially if they're white right sorry no offense but yeah i'm like a white straight man you gotta go through a couple more filters yeah i hate to be this dyke but

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

ever never once that's like the only men that are in my life are in my family and it's like maybe it's like my dad and my brother yeah my brother-in-law that's good yeah yeah no one that's enough yeah no knowing three men should be like the max yeah and if there's extras i'm like you gotta be extra special especially if they're white right sorry no offense but yeah i'm like a white straight man you gotta go through a couple more filters yeah i hate to be this dyke but

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

ever never once that's like the only men that are in my life are in my family and it's like maybe it's like my dad and my brother yeah my brother-in-law that's good yeah yeah no one that's enough yeah no knowing three men should be like the max yeah and if there's extras i'm like you gotta be extra special especially if they're white right sorry no offense but yeah i'm like a white straight man you gotta go through a couple more filters yeah i hate to be this dyke but

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

It's the first night they've spent together?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

It's the first night they've spent together?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

It's the first night they've spent together?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Okay. Because at first I was thinking the same thing of them. Just tell them, I have to fart really bad and it's weird and I have to do it right now. Even first night, I would laugh at that. Would you? Yeah. I don't think that would piss me off. If it smelled really bad. Like, I would rather someone warn me than you silently fart and then me get mad. Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Okay. Because at first I was thinking the same thing of them. Just tell them, I have to fart really bad and it's weird and I have to do it right now. Even first night, I would laugh at that. Would you? Yeah. I don't think that would piss me off. If it smelled really bad. Like, I would rather someone warn me than you silently fart and then me get mad. Yeah.