McKenzie Goodwin

Okay. Because at first I was thinking the same thing of them. Just tell them, I have to fart really bad and it's weird and I have to do it right now. Even first night, I would laugh at that. Would you? Yeah. I don't think that would piss me off. If it smelled really bad. Like, I would rather someone warn me than you silently fart and then me get mad. Yeah.

And then I smell it and then I'm pissed off. I would rather be, like, forewarned. Would you be pissed off? I'd just be like, why couldn't you at least warn me? I wouldn't be mad at you. If I knew it was coming, then I'd be like, okay, that's fine. Okay. But if it came without warning, then I'd be pissed off and be like, well, now I'm just smelling shit.

And then I smell it and then I'm pissed off. I would rather be, like, forewarned. Would you be pissed off? I'd just be like, why couldn't you at least warn me? I wouldn't be mad at you. If I knew it was coming, then I'd be like, okay, that's fine. Okay. But if it came without warning, then I'd be pissed off and be like, well, now I'm just smelling shit.

And then I smell it and then I'm pissed off. I would rather be, like, forewarned. Would you be pissed off? I'd just be like, why couldn't you at least warn me? I wouldn't be mad at you. If I knew it was coming, then I'd be like, okay, that's fine. Okay. But if it came without warning, then I'd be pissed off and be like, well, now I'm just smelling shit.

And then I'm going to want to ask you, did you fart? But I'm going to be embarrassed. And now I'm embarrassed even though you farted. So why am I embarrassed? I would rather someone tell me. Okay, so you're on...

And then I'm going to want to ask you, did you fart? But I'm going to be embarrassed. And now I'm embarrassed even though you farted. So why am I embarrassed? I would rather someone tell me. Okay, so you're on...

And then I'm going to want to ask you, did you fart? But I'm going to be embarrassed. And now I'm embarrassed even though you farted. So why am I embarrassed? I would rather someone tell me. Okay, so you're on...

you're on her side on sylvia's side yeah sylvia's side right can i get yours i would laugh farts are funny okay wait even night one though yeah i've dated someone before and she told me she was scared to fart around me and i said i don't know why i don't care okay i'm like if you if you tell me i don't care it's because i told her one time i dated someone who wouldn't tell me and then it would just sneak up on me i'm like yeah because it smells horrible like if you tell me i'm gonna fart i'm sorry and i'm like okay you don't even have to say sorry if i have a morning i don't care

you're on her side on sylvia's side yeah sylvia's side right can i get yours i would laugh farts are funny okay wait even night one though yeah i've dated someone before and she told me she was scared to fart around me and i said i don't know why i don't care okay i'm like if you if you tell me i don't care it's because i told her one time i dated someone who wouldn't tell me and then it would just sneak up on me i'm like yeah because it smells horrible like if you tell me i'm gonna fart i'm sorry and i'm like okay you don't even have to say sorry if i have a morning i don't care

you're on her side on sylvia's side yeah sylvia's side right can i get yours i would laugh farts are funny okay wait even night one though yeah i've dated someone before and she told me she was scared to fart around me and i said i don't know why i don't care okay i'm like if you if you tell me i don't care it's because i told her one time i dated someone who wouldn't tell me and then it would just sneak up on me i'm like yeah because it smells horrible like if you tell me i'm gonna fart i'm sorry and i'm like okay you don't even have to say sorry if i have a morning i don't care

But if it just sneaks up on me, I'm pissed off. Yeah. And then I'm like, did you fart? And then now you're mad at me that I noticed, but I can smell it. Now we're farting. Now it's my fault. Now we're fighting about the fart.

But if it just sneaks up on me, I'm pissed off. Yeah. And then I'm like, did you fart? And then now you're mad at me that I noticed, but I can smell it. Now we're farting. Now it's my fault. Now we're fighting about the fart.

But if it just sneaks up on me, I'm pissed off. Yeah. And then I'm like, did you fart? And then now you're mad at me that I noticed, but I can smell it. Now we're farting. Now it's my fault. Now we're fighting about the fart.

Even though you farted.

Even though you farted.

Even though you farted.

Yeah. Okay. And then we laugh. And we laugh. Right. For sure. However. But men are gross. So never mind.

Yeah. Okay. And then we laugh. And we laugh. Right. For sure. However. But men are gross. So never mind.

Yeah. Okay. And then we laugh. And we laugh. Right. For sure. However. But men are gross. So never mind.

If I can't make it silent, I'm not holding it in. I'm going to find a way to let it out. Yeah. I'm going to play a song in the bathroom at my mom's party.