McKenzie Goodwin
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Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
and make us take photos of you.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
Another one, another one.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
So you actually go from zero to 100, right?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
Well, you can tell when somebody's taking your photo if they're like, oh my god.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
So would you?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
How would you do it?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
You just gotta kind of turn your head a little bit more towards camera.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
I'm sorry that I have, between you and me, zero lips.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
You know what?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
I drank water for the first time last week.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
And I did have lips for a day.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
Upstairs or downstairs?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
But they went away immediately.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
I said, may I just for a little on the top?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
And she said, absolutely not.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
I've been saying this forever.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
My wife holds me back from reaching my greatest potential.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
Fuck you.