#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
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What are the main themes of this episode?
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlan. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlethems, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. And I'm Mackenzie Goodwin's twin, Rachel Scanlina Lee.
Hello! Dude, I like the way that we're coordinating on accident. A light wash denim jean, a white tee, and then a statement top.
Bold jacket.
And if there's one thing that I am, it's a statement bottom. And I am a... Statement top. I do believe that. Based on everything I know about you. And I'm scared of it. You look beautiful and gorgeous and stunning. I'm so happy to be with you. I've missed you. I've missed you a lot. I've missed you a lot.
I want to go on the road with you. I don't want to say this. I don't want this to be taken out of context. For sure. I've been fiending for you. That's exactly. I've been yearning. Yeah.
How do gay housewives navigate relationships?
For your touch. Yeah.
Yeah. And to be in your presence.
Yeah. This is something that I've been waiting to hear from you for a long time. I do get the sense that I have to work so hard and leave town so often to get you to feed for me. But now.
But I am. Recently it's gotten to a point. I've gone feral for your ass. I've gone feral.
I was on stage and I accidentally referred to like getting wet as my butter is churning. And now I've gone unferal for you. It's how quick I can get you and how quickly I can lose you. I'm mad. I was obviously talking about the Amish community. You know what? All I'm doing is talking about the Amish community on stage.
Dude, I've been talking a lot about the Mormon community. okay yeah so this is making wait are you seeing bronwyn bronwyn yeah are you seeing bronwyn we've got to get into here's the thing guess what i'm almost all cut up with salt lake are you i blew through six seasons i'm only on season two genuinely you can't stop me once i've been given a taste of mormonism yeah oh and lisa barlow oh i'm blowing through it i have been playing mahjong and watching salt lake at the same time people are into me yeah people are into me that's probably why i'm fiending 100 that's why i'm Those tiles just kind of click clacking. Clicking.
My algorithm, and this isn't what I want to get into. We have a lot going on in this episode. I'm so glad that you guys are here. We have an amazing episode. We have an amazing episode. Also, go rate and review the podcast. Also, I'm going to be on the road. My tour is called A Bit Much. I have 17 cities announced. It is, dude. I am loving it. Tell us where the cities are. OK, well, the cities are all over the place. Leah has a graphic. But if you're only listening, I mean, Colorado Springs, Fort Collins, San Jose, Charlotte, North Carolina, La Jolla, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri, Lawrence, Kansas. Is that three Kansas stops in a row? I can't tell if Kansas City is in Kansas. Oh, one's, I guess, Missouri.
You know what? Half of those are Missouri. And you know what? And we're not here to be science teachers. I'm not Indiana Jones, okay? I don't understand archaeology. We should be Indiana Jones.
I know.
The way that I wanted to be Indiana Jones was so bad.
The way in which I'd love to be a paleontologist.
What insights are shared about Miley Cyrus's engagement?
Here's what I'm thinking. For Halloween, I go as Indiana Jones. You go as that big boulder. And you're just running after me the entire party. You're chasing me. I'm chasing you through the Hollywood Hills. Every time I see you, I go...
done it's the cutest couple's costume mackenzie gave me these shoes if you're wondering they give me so much height those were such a good gift the best you're not watching watch this episode on youtube or spotify these why aren't you watching also on patreon um these shoes i saw them on i don't want to brag but i'm pretty deep into ebay were these an ebay buy and so was this jacket i got this jacket for erica for christmas she vintage
gave it back to you vintage 90s no she told me i could wear it on the pod that's nice to show it off okay back okay sorry phoenix arizona march 6th through 7th new orleans march 13th and 14th i'll be in cincinnati ohio march 20th cincinnati i knew you wouldn't let me get away with it i'll be in cincinnati ohio hello is jane there
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the main themes of this episode?
0:02–1:23
2
How do gay housewives navigate relationships?
1:23–3:30
3
What insights are shared about Miley Cyrus's engagement?
3:30–6:26
4
How do Midwest and Southern cultures overlap?
6:26–8:13
5
What is the significance of the 'MILF Ask a Dyke' segment?
8:13–11:39
6
How do the hosts discuss their personal experiences with attraction?
11:39–14:01
7
What are the guests' thoughts on queer representation in media?
14:01–17:35
8
How do the hosts approach the topic of dating apps and relationships?
17:35–1:06:51