McKenzie Goodwin

So this is, this is what happens at face gym. So I'm already breaded out. I'm already breaded out and I'm uncomfortable. Cause I'm like, I'm, I don't fit in here. She's way too talkative. It's not a fake. It's very, well, it's very straight. It's very hetero. And then she's, she's a little too talkative for my light. When I'm getting a facial, I want to be calm. I want to not talk.

I just want you to rub my face. Right. Did you do the... So she does the jaw stuff, right? The jaw massage upgrade, the add-on? It was the add-on. And here's the thing. I bet you didn't know this. They go in. Yeah. They go in your hole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They enter. And for those of you not watching, I am pointing at my mouth, not of all the holes.

I just want you to rub my face. Right. Did you do the... So she does the jaw stuff, right? The jaw massage upgrade, the add-on? It was the add-on. And here's the thing. I bet you didn't know this. They go in. Yeah. They go in your hole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They enter. And for those of you not watching, I am pointing at my mouth, not of all the holes.

I just want you to rub my face. Right. Did you do the... So she does the jaw stuff, right? The jaw massage upgrade, the add-on? It was the add-on. And here's the thing. I bet you didn't know this. They go in. Yeah. They go in your hole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They enter. And for those of you not watching, I am pointing at my mouth, not of all the holes.

So she puts on a glove. It's black, which I don't like.

So she puts on a glove. It's black, which I don't like.

So she puts on a glove. It's black, which I don't like.

For those of you who don't know, I did just wash my hands for this. So when I came home, I want you to know, I had to show Erica because of how insane what this woman did. She stuck her finger in my mouth. She's working it, she's working it, she's working it. When she's done, it's about five minutes later, instead of pulling her hand out, Quickly. Uh-huh.

For those of you who don't know, I did just wash my hands for this. So when I came home, I want you to know, I had to show Erica because of how insane what this woman did. She stuck her finger in my mouth. She's working it, she's working it, she's working it. When she's done, it's about five minutes later, instead of pulling her hand out, Quickly. Uh-huh.

For those of you who don't know, I did just wash my hands for this. So when I came home, I want you to know, I had to show Erica because of how insane what this woman did. She stuck her finger in my mouth. She's working it, she's working it, she's working it. When she's done, it's about five minutes later, instead of pulling her hand out, Quickly. Uh-huh.

She pulled it out so slow that it went like this.

She pulled it out so slow that it went like this.

She pulled it out so slow that it went like this.

It was unbelievable. Like where I literally was like, how dare you? I told you I'm married. Yes. I was like, this is HR, HR. Dude. The slowness with which she released her finger from my mouth, dude, was unacceptable. Dude, it's like so, it's so fucked up. You can't do that. No. Imagine a dentist. Lingering in your lips. Stop. No. Dude, unacceptable. Dude.

It was unbelievable. Like where I literally was like, how dare you? I told you I'm married. Yes. I was like, this is HR, HR. Dude. The slowness with which she released her finger from my mouth, dude, was unacceptable. Dude, it's like so, it's so fucked up. You can't do that. No. Imagine a dentist. Lingering in your lips. Stop. No. Dude, unacceptable. Dude.

It was unbelievable. Like where I literally was like, how dare you? I told you I'm married. Yes. I was like, this is HR, HR. Dude. The slowness with which she released her finger from my mouth, dude, was unacceptable. Dude, it's like so, it's so fucked up. You can't do that. No. Imagine a dentist. Lingering in your lips. Stop. No. Dude, unacceptable. Dude.

And then she did it the next time when she did the other side. And the whole time I was waiting for the finger to slip out.

And then she did it the next time when she did the other side. And the whole time I was waiting for the finger to slip out.

And then she did it the next time when she did the other side. And the whole time I was waiting for the finger to slip out.

I can never go back. I can never go back. After you suck on a woman's thumb twice, I want to be the one to suck on the thumb. I don't want you to make me suck your thumb.