This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Jade Fox! They discuss McKenzie's movie, lesbian fashion, regional butches, how to hide your huge bazoingas, a major Bumble, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marshaTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comSeattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
Chapter 1: What exciting news do the hosts share?
I have some really exciting news. I have added some cities and I'm going to be doing my hour of stand up in new places. And I would like you guys to be there on May 21st, Columbus, Ohio. May 22nd, I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio. May 23rd, and this is new, May 23rd, I'm going to be in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Hamilton? May 24th, I'm in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Love.
June 6th, I've added a second show to do in Eugene, Oregon. June 11th, I'm in Emmaus, Pennsylvania. June 15th, I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut. June 18th, I'm in Houston, Texas. June 19th, I'm in Austin, Texas. June 20th through 21st, I'm in Dallas, Texas. June 22nd, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I've just added a Los Angeles show. I'm going to be running my hour on June 24th. At Largo. At Largo.
One of our favorite venues out here. Yeah. June 28th, I'm going to be in Oakland, California. And then July 17th through 19th, I'm going to be doing a weekend in Denver, Colorado. You got to come out to Denver, you guys.
100%.
They're so fun. The vibes are amazing. We had two people come up to us at our last Denver show and we're like, we met at your show and we are now married. You guys, you might meet your partner.
You might meet your partner. And I'm so excited to do more shows in Canada. I will be having the best time. That rocks. So get your tickets. They're available now at rachelskinlandcomedy.com.
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlan.
Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
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Chapter 5: What live shows are coming up for the hosts?
Yeah.
Um, boxers that are like a little too short and a tank top that is like tight. Yeah. That rocks that you're like, I'm just something about my moment. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I don't like being naked. I didn't like being, I still don't even postage. I don't like being naked. There's just something, I just feel like I'm like, for sure. You know what I mean? It's like hanging out.
I can't fry a piece of chicken with a shirt on. It's crazy. No, I feel exposed to the world. Well, that's a splatter. I mean, that would be insane. Right. That's nuts. So I think I just like put it on because I was like, well, I don't want to be naked, but I don't want to be like fully, fully, fully clothed. And I put that on. I was like, oh, I'm Vin Diesel. Yeah. I am. I'm Letitia Wright.
Like I am hot as fuck. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah.
When I was young, I wore boxers because all of my friends were wearing boxers. All my friends were boys. A girl, one of my sister's friends who was a volleyball player was like, that's for boys. Girls wear underpants. And I went, got it. And then I wore underpants. Underpants? Or whatever. Underwear. You know how women, girls are wearing underwear and boys are supposed to wear boxers.
I heard that. I was like, okay, got it. I'm like panicked because I can already tell that I am not fit. fitting in with the other girls. I'm already, like, I'm doing it wrong. I'm doing girlhood wrong. They're clocking you. You're saying, I don't like what's happening. Yeah. Society is already going, you're not doing girl right, okay? I heard that. I corrected it. I said, got it.
I put on underwear and then boxers on top of that to be, like, heard. Still not getting it right. You know what I mean? It's interesting when, like, I think also, like, lesbian fashion is doing this fun thing where
There's like masculine people or me, I guess me and some other like there's some other mask trans people that I know that are like dressing for the era that they were forced to be like a pretty little girl. So I'm seeing like middle school. Yeah.
And I see it sometimes in my own shit where I'm like, oh, that is what I wished I could have worn throughout, you know, middle school and high school where I was like wearing dresses to prom, like going back and being like, oh, my formal wear is now men's clothing or whatever.
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