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McKenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4131 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

I haven't told you this. Okay. But I went a couple weeks ago. Remember, we had Dason on. Of course. And we were talking about Face Gym. Oh, yes. I had a Face Gym appointment. And this, we are not sponsored by Face Gym. We're not affiliated. We are not affiliated with Face Gym. I'm not affiliated with anyone. I'm not affiliated with any gym. No gym. I'll tell you what. So I go in.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

I haven't told you this. Okay. But I went a couple weeks ago. Remember, we had Dason on. Of course. And we were talking about Face Gym. Oh, yes. I had a Face Gym appointment. And this, we are not sponsored by Face Gym. We're not affiliated. We are not affiliated with Face Gym. I'm not affiliated with anyone. I'm not affiliated with any gym. No gym. I'll tell you what. So I go in.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

And this is, I was, I'm like, I'm excited for, it's a massage. It's a facial. Right? I walk in. The first thing that is there, it says, this isn't a facial. No. It's a workout. So the vibes are bad. The vibes are not what I... You're falling apart. I don't... You're not going to find this in a gym. Okay, I don't like gym settings.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

And this is, I was, I'm like, I'm excited for, it's a massage. It's a facial. Right? I walk in. The first thing that is there, it says, this isn't a facial. No. It's a workout. So the vibes are bad. The vibes are not what I... You're falling apart. I don't... You're not going to find this in a gym. Okay, I don't like gym settings.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

And this is, I was, I'm like, I'm excited for, it's a massage. It's a facial. Right? I walk in. The first thing that is there, it says, this isn't a facial. No. It's a workout. So the vibes are bad. The vibes are not what I... You're falling apart. I don't... You're not going to find this in a gym. Okay, I don't like gym settings.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

That's too much cardio for me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

That's too much cardio for me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

That's too much cardio for me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

No, I got my stitches out on my leg and they were like, you can't actually run for another two weeks. And I was like, thank God. You were like. Thank God my wife heard that. The doctor said so. I can't. Okay. So I walk in and they're like. it's a workout bitch and they're like here's Marsha she's gonna be your trainer today and I was like everything they said I was like

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

No, I got my stitches out on my leg and they were like, you can't actually run for another two weeks. And I was like, thank God. You were like. Thank God my wife heard that. The doctor said so. I can't. Okay. So I walk in and they're like. it's a workout bitch and they're like here's Marsha she's gonna be your trainer today and I was like everything they said I was like

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

No, I got my stitches out on my leg and they were like, you can't actually run for another two weeks. And I was like, thank God. You were like. Thank God my wife heard that. The doctor said so. I can't. Okay. So I walk in and they're like. it's a workout bitch and they're like here's Marsha she's gonna be your trainer today and I was like everything they said I was like

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

They had a sweatband on. I literally was like, I hate it here.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

They had a sweatband on. I literally was like, I hate it here.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

They had a sweatband on. I literally was like, I hate it here.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

Then they have that bread ball that they kind of just rub on your face. A bread ball?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

Then they have that bread ball that they kind of just rub on your face. A bread ball?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

Then they have that bread ball that they kind of just rub on your face. A bread ball?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So then I had, so they were like, obviously your jaw's tense. And I was like, she caught me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So then I had, so they were like, obviously your jaw's tense. And I was like, she caught me.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So then I had, so they were like, obviously your jaw's tense. And I was like, she caught me.