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McKenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4131 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

She's like, God, your jaw is so tight. And I was like, ask your mom about it. So anyways, I chew a lot of gum. So she's like, we should do this massage on your jaw muscles specifically. Right. Did you get that?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

She's like, God, your jaw is so tight. And I was like, ask your mom about it. So anyways, I chew a lot of gum. So she's like, we should do this massage on your jaw muscles specifically. Right. Did you get that?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

She's like, God, your jaw is so tight. And I was like, ask your mom about it. So anyways, I chew a lot of gum. So she's like, we should do this massage on your jaw muscles specifically. Right. Did you get that?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So this is, this is what happens at face gym. So I'm already breaded out. I'm already breaded out and I'm uncomfortable. Cause I'm like, I'm, I don't fit in here. She's way too talkative. It's not a fake. It's very, well, it's very straight. It's very hetero. And then she's, she's a little too talkative for my light. When I'm getting a facial, I want to be calm. I want to not talk.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So this is, this is what happens at face gym. So I'm already breaded out. I'm already breaded out and I'm uncomfortable. Cause I'm like, I'm, I don't fit in here. She's way too talkative. It's not a fake. It's very, well, it's very straight. It's very hetero. And then she's, she's a little too talkative for my light. When I'm getting a facial, I want to be calm. I want to not talk.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So this is, this is what happens at face gym. So I'm already breaded out. I'm already breaded out and I'm uncomfortable. Cause I'm like, I'm, I don't fit in here. She's way too talkative. It's not a fake. It's very, well, it's very straight. It's very hetero. And then she's, she's a little too talkative for my light. When I'm getting a facial, I want to be calm. I want to not talk.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

I just want you to rub my face. Right. Did you do the... So she does the jaw stuff, right? The jaw massage upgrade, the add-on? It was the add-on. And here's the thing. I bet you didn't know this. They go in. Yeah. They go in your hole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They enter. And for those of you not watching, I am pointing at my mouth, not of all the holes.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

I just want you to rub my face. Right. Did you do the... So she does the jaw stuff, right? The jaw massage upgrade, the add-on? It was the add-on. And here's the thing. I bet you didn't know this. They go in. Yeah. They go in your hole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They enter. And for those of you not watching, I am pointing at my mouth, not of all the holes.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

I just want you to rub my face. Right. Did you do the... So she does the jaw stuff, right? The jaw massage upgrade, the add-on? It was the add-on. And here's the thing. I bet you didn't know this. They go in. Yeah. They go in your hole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They enter. And for those of you not watching, I am pointing at my mouth, not of all the holes.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So she puts on a glove. It's black, which I don't like.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So she puts on a glove. It's black, which I don't like.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

So she puts on a glove. It's black, which I don't like.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

For those of you who don't know, I did just wash my hands for this. So when I came home, I want you to know, I had to show Erica because of how insane what this woman did. She stuck her finger in my mouth. She's working it, she's working it, she's working it. When she's done, it's about five minutes later, instead of pulling her hand out, Quickly. Uh-huh.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

For those of you who don't know, I did just wash my hands for this. So when I came home, I want you to know, I had to show Erica because of how insane what this woman did. She stuck her finger in my mouth. She's working it, she's working it, she's working it. When she's done, it's about five minutes later, instead of pulling her hand out, Quickly. Uh-huh.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

For those of you who don't know, I did just wash my hands for this. So when I came home, I want you to know, I had to show Erica because of how insane what this woman did. She stuck her finger in my mouth. She's working it, she's working it, she's working it. When she's done, it's about five minutes later, instead of pulling her hand out, Quickly. Uh-huh.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

She pulled it out so slow that it went like this.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

She pulled it out so slow that it went like this.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

She pulled it out so slow that it went like this.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

It was unbelievable. Like where I literally was like, how dare you? I told you I'm married. Yes. I was like, this is HR, HR. Dude. The slowness with which she released her finger from my mouth, dude, was unacceptable. Dude, it's like so, it's so fucked up. You can't do that. No. Imagine a dentist. Lingering in your lips. Stop. No. Dude, unacceptable. Dude.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

It was unbelievable. Like where I literally was like, how dare you? I told you I'm married. Yes. I was like, this is HR, HR. Dude. The slowness with which she released her finger from my mouth, dude, was unacceptable. Dude, it's like so, it's so fucked up. You can't do that. No. Imagine a dentist. Lingering in your lips. Stop. No. Dude, unacceptable. Dude.