Medica Jessica

Okay, so one of the weirdest dates I've ever had, he showed up to the bar dressed exactly like me, like the same outfit from my top in my Tinder profile pic.

That's kind of funny.

What were you wearing in your Tinder profile pic?

I was wearing a red shirt, and he also wore a red shirt and told me, hey, I'm wearing this because I saw it in your photo.

But he literally said, like, this is how I manifest compatibility.

I know.

I mean, I, like, stayed for a little bit to be nice, but he ordered everything I said I liked from my dating profile.

Ah.

Oh, no.

okay i had a great date with this guy and so afterwards we go back to his place and we pull up to a nice big house and i'm like oh okay but then he tells me that it's his parents home and his spot is in the backyard okay okay sometimes there's like a little like casita or something in the back of those big houses that's very hopeful thinking brooke she's trying to be positive

Yeah, that's what I thought.

So we go back there, and it's a little shed with a candle, a beanbag, and a window.

I mean, I didn't want to be rude, but, like, the worst part was that every time he needed something, he would open the window and yell to his mom.

So I talked to a guy about how I like to paint, and he planned a surprise date that would have revolved around my love of art.

Yeah.

Until I showed up to the address he texted me.

It was a kid's birthday party, and he tells me that I was going to be the featured face painter.

No, it was just like a kid that he knew.

Oh.

After three hours, I only got paid a cake.