Mel Giedroyc

She didn't realise.

But, I mean, she was slightly, you know, she was slightly doing that because there was a lot of motion in the front row.

But it was the size of the brush.

You know, like when you're wallpapering and you use a wide, a girthy wide brush.

It was one of those.

It was just rough.

like a one where if you did like that on the ground it would go like whack like a whack oh god just beautiful the volume of water in that brush it wasn't like a piddly it was like a proper it wasn't water though that's the best bit

The grim.

It might be grim, it might just be nice.

Let's see.

Dear Chris and Rosie, please keep me anonymous.

Will do.

Recently on the podcast, Rosie mentioned she'd started Pilates.

And it reminded me of my very first reformer, not reform, reformer.

reformer pilates class i walked in as a complete beginner to one of those classes where everyone else clearly knew exactly what they were doing determined not to look clueless i lay flat on my back as instructed and avoided constantly popping my head up to copy everyone else i like that instead i decided to just listen carefully and follow the instructor's directions

The problem was she kept referring to your carriage.

Oh, no.

Put your hands flat on your carriage.

Move your feet onto your carriage.

Now...