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Mel Giedroyc

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1764 total appearances

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Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Knowing Pilates is meant to be good for your pelvic floor, I naturally assumed carriage was just some cutesy Pilates term for your fanny.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

You know, your undercarriage.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Oh, God.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Oh, God.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

It's gorgeous.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

So good.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

So, for the first 20 minutes of the class, I was basically just touching myself.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

I did feel slightly self-conscious when the instructor said things like, grab your carriage and pull yourself along.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

But I assumed everyone else was simply far more experienced with this technique than I was.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

It's called the carriage.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

She goes on.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

It was only when she announced, now put your tippy toes on your carriage, that I finally thought...

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Hang on.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

This feels excessive.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

So I sat up to look around and discovered everyone else had their tippy toes perched on the moving bench with wheels that they were lying on, also known as the carriage.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Wonderful.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Absolutely genius.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Absolutely gorgeous.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

I mean, I've never done Pilates, so I didn't even know that the carriage existed.

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

It's hard.