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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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speaking hey robert it's tom segura and christina p hi robert oh how are you doing good how are you man just resting that's all oh resting yeah gotta get your rest um how have you been man i was trying to do some comedy but i gotta work it out later on it's something about i can't explain um a wife of the well how am i gonna explain to it A wife that's going to marry the president when he's dead.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Yeah, I know what you mean. I call her Gwena.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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But I was only afraid of that. We won't get into that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I would do it. Yes.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I get the point.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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If I could pull a skit or do it on the air without getting deported by the president, I could do that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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How can I get to Vegas?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Okay, but here's the cat now. I have a cat. It won't be my cat.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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The only thing I could do with the cat, if I had to, I could bring it to a shelter that could hold them for a few days.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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No, it's a shelter, but not that they can't keep them. They could hold them for a few days.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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because I will have to go to the shelter and see if they can get him just to board him. I don't want them keeping him.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I just have a black Persian cat, and I cannot lose him.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Okay. Okay.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I guess an airplane flight, but as long as I'm not near a window.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Okay. You know, in fact, the cat, the 25th, I can put a little food up because he eats it. I can put food up because I can leave my home second. I don't have to have anybody take care of him. He can take care of himself.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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He's a big cat. Yeah.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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He's a big cat. There's no way about that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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So is it 25th to 27th? Okay. Yeah. Okay. As long as I get back to get my other check because I got to pay the rent and everything. Oh, and the insurance and all that.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I used to have a uniform. Someone stole the uniform on me, believe it or not. Jesus Christ.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Oh. Yeah, I had a drag queen that stole it on me, and I tried to get a hold of her. I know she stole the fucking uniform.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Yeah, fucking bitch.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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I had one here, but I tried being nice to him and I told him I'd try to help him out. And he drank, well, expensive brandy, champagne and everything else. And he was just a drunk and a drug addict. I was like, get the fuck out. I just saved him out.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Oh, he was a bottom and he was the worst thing in the fucking world.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I got my black cat. Well, a black cat, how do I put it? The black cat's like, well, he's bossy now, so I got my male cat. I don't need him anymore. He's done with it.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Oh, my God. I got to ask you. I put somebody in charge of my insurance, right?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I have these girls that can't handle insurance. I got to find something to do with insurance policy. This girl can't do insurance for some reason.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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No, no. I try to work with her. I try to tell her what to do. Well, I'll tell you because she's in Texas, but she's a smart person, but we got to discuss it. She don't know what burial things are. I'll explain to her. This is a long story.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Okay.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Okay, sweetie. All right, awesome, man.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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I'm going to be fucked a lot, man. Okay.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Bye-bye.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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This yellow one is Tequila Reposado. And this other red one is Tequila Blanca. Make sure you ask for this because they only have a limited amount on board. And you do keep it at $65. They're all sealed, you can see. So it's some Disney dorks that are telling you about a secret menu item.