Melanie Hamrick

speaking hey robert it's tom segura and christina p hi robert oh how are you doing good how are you man just resting that's all oh resting yeah gotta get your rest um how have you been man i was trying to do some comedy but i gotta work it out later on it's something about i can't explain um a wife of the well how am i gonna explain to it A wife that's going to marry the president when he's dead.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I call her Gwena.

But I was only afraid of that. We won't get into that.

Yeah.

I would do it. Yes.

I get the point.

If I could pull a skit or do it on the air without getting deported by the president, I could do that.

How can I get to Vegas?

Okay, but here's the cat now. I have a cat. It won't be my cat.

The only thing I could do with the cat, if I had to, I could bring it to a shelter that could hold them for a few days.

No, it's a shelter, but not that they can't keep them. They could hold them for a few days.

because I will have to go to the shelter and see if they can get him just to board him. I don't want them keeping him.

I just have a black Persian cat, and I cannot lose him.

Okay. Okay.

I guess an airplane flight, but as long as I'm not near a window.

Okay. You know, in fact, the cat, the 25th, I can put a little food up because he eats it. I can put food up because I can leave my home second. I don't have to have anybody take care of him. He can take care of himself.

He's a big cat. Yeah.

He's a big cat. There's no way about that.

So is it 25th to 27th? Okay. Yeah. Okay. As long as I get back to get my other check because I got to pay the rent and everything. Oh, and the insurance and all that.

I used to have a uniform. Someone stole the uniform on me, believe it or not. Jesus Christ.

Oh. Yeah, I had a drag queen that stole it on me, and I tried to get a hold of her. I know she stole the fucking uniform.

Yeah, fucking bitch.

I had one here, but I tried being nice to him and I told him I'd try to help him out. And he drank, well, expensive brandy, champagne and everything else. And he was just a drunk and a drug addict. I was like, get the fuck out. I just saved him out.

Oh, he was a bottom and he was the worst thing in the fucking world.

I got my black cat. Well, a black cat, how do I put it? The black cat's like, well, he's bossy now, so I got my male cat. I don't need him anymore. He's done with it.

Oh, my God. I got to ask you. I put somebody in charge of my insurance, right?

I have these girls that can't handle insurance. I got to find something to do with insurance policy. This girl can't do insurance for some reason.

No, no. I try to work with her. I try to tell her what to do. Well, I'll tell you because she's in Texas, but she's a smart person, but we got to discuss it. She don't know what burial things are. I'll explain to her. This is a long story.

Okay.

Okay, sweetie. All right, awesome, man.

I'm going to be fucked a lot, man. Okay.

Bye-bye.

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