Melyssa Ford
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Doesn't matter.
I don't really know. It's just, you know, you meet in passing kind of thing. You talk a lot.
And she wasn't alwaysβshe was very critical of Trump, but she was also very critical of the Biden administration.
Because she was very vocal about her opposition to the war in Gaza. Exactly. Soβ
What do you think about Rachel Maddow? Oh, I love her.
I mean, that's how you show up, and that is how you're an ally, and that's how you use your white privilege the right way. Yes. It gave me chills.
It's a compliment.
Who am I at the kickback?
I'm lit. I'm Martinelli Melly.
I'm lit. I'm social butterfly. I'm walking around. I'm talking to people. I'm drinking. Yeah. If there's games, I'm down to play.
I know the line.
I pretty much talk to everybody. Unless you're fucking creepy, I talk to everybody.
I played him up here before.
It's possible. You're my son.
Yes. I played it back in January.
Bell? Mine is by Zaya Bell. It's called 1-800-HEARTBREAK.
No fucking way. You gotta do it, man. No, I do not. No, please. No. No one will take it personally up here.
I really can't say that I would trade anybody. I'm sorry. I just... I like everybody's personalities up here. And how different they are.
I thought this was main cast.
Really? No. They stole your Benihana's?
No, I think she was traded.
I was going to say, he probably had like an influx.
I was on the block for Prime Rory.
I was just going to say, he probably had an influx of tax attorneys and whatnot and CPAs trying to come to his rescue.
It doesn't count?
I'm being funny.
The racial draft was in Dave Chappelle.
Thank you. Thank you. Hey, listen, small fucking victories. I'll take them.
I mean, so wait, hold on. So when it comes to like, you know, the big dinners and shit like that, like they check. I understand background checks, but they check that far into your background.
I will take them. Thank you. I appreciate that.
I know that it's not true. Listen, Martinelli Melly, come on now.
It's a lot of money, but I could see it happening. Yes.
A lot of entourage, probably.
You did it? You did it? Okay.
I was thinking exactly what you just said. As everybody's just like, that was corny. I was just like, what about the fact that it's two married people cheating with each other?
I know it does, but that doesn't make it right.
Yeah, he broke the code. And to you guys, that's more of a violation than the sanctity of marriage. That's kind of wild.
I dare you to use that tone of voice with your wife.
I couldn't help it. It was going viral.
She's 1,000% wrong as well. Both parties are wrong in this whole situation. I'm just talking about the dialogue between the two guys.
It was going viral.
Yeah, but for better or for worse, it doesn't mean tripping and falling in a pussy.
Save that in a note for later when you get hemmed up. Save that.
It was all over.
Can't say that. Don't say that.
What do you guys think is the statistical rate of men leaving their wives after they found out that she cheated?
Are they married or just in relationships?
I think that this kind of gets into the weeds of... you know, people getting married for the wrong reasons or not really understanding who it is that they get married to. I feel like the conversation is revolving.
That's throwing the fishing line out and just getting a big fish.
I've had a guy.
But which ones are Sade's?
Wildly different.
It was going to go exactly that way.
That's not going to go far.
That is not going to go far.
Because it's been glorified in a situation like this where people don't seem to understand what polyamorous relationships actually mean.
Niggas being hypocrites then. And if I'm that person's parent, if I'm that person's parent, I'm going to want them to define what poly is and why they want to be in it.
I'm going to talk them through it. You know what I'm saying? Just so I'm not making them feel like I'm judging them.
I don't know if the word is important, but... I think you get what I mean.
But I would say, you know, yeah, exactly, revealing that you're trans and wanting this... We get into orders that we don't know what we're talking about because every trans person that's underage is not looking to get
Stop taking the hormone blockers.
Mark, by the way, I think that you should get her the nice bag that you were thinking of and put the $2,100 in.
Is he in the community?
So wait, Camden and Trenton weren't on the list.
They're bugging.
They're bugging. This is a great way to end the album, actually.
What was number one, if that was number 20? Just out of curiosity.
The weather's starting to turn. It is.
Are you feeling the weather? I was not in L.A. I was in Atlanta, and it was not hot at all.
What I found out was so horrendous that morally I'm against it.
It was like 40s. It was freezing.
You don't think that if social media existed back then, the same shit wouldn't have just happened?
Joanne Fabrics. It's like 82 stores went out of business.
And you don't knit.
But then there's a difference between $300 and you being served and $300 and it being takeout because the service is what you're tipping for.
So if somebody just picked it up and brought it to you, then the 20% doesn't really kind of factor in. That's my thing.
It is a service, but it's not the same thing as waiting on me.
I think that that's... All of that type of shit?
I think that that just puts the bar in hell. Because I think that's basic decency to not spit on my food.
I know that, but a lot of times we're worried about that when we are in the establishment and not in the takeout because... You don't pay for your food a lot, huh? You know what? Listen, Mr. Narrative. I have had it with you in these fucking narratives. Yes, I make my own food. Yes, I order out a lot. Yes, I tip very fucking well because I've been in the service industry, okay?
They are not lies. They are not fucking lies. What percentage of time do you pay for your food? Maybe 75, 80.
That is of no consequence to me.
And a lot of the time, I'm picking up the bill.
No, especially if I'm writing off the meal as a business expense.
See? Because he keeps on trying to, like, you know.
Well, I mean, are we just talking about dates? Are we talking about just regular... Friendships?
No, with friendships, no. I'm pulling out my card. I'm not going to make an assumption that just because you're a man, you're going to pay for me if we're just friends.
I'm pulling out my credit card. If you take it, that's a whole other situation.
Technically, it wasn't my first. I was 18. We were talking about how in 18 they get you the predatory shit. I ran that shit up and then I was like, fuck credit cards. I didn't trust myself. Cash was king to me for many, many, many years.
It was like a Visa and a Victoria's Secret card.
Yeah, I'm trying to get points and shit for travel.
He don't give nobody his points.
What bank? Chase.
No, it's not. It is not what he's saying at all. He is shaming me. He's credit shaming me right now. Okay?
I mean, that's respectable.
Wait, where are you going? Experian?
I'm with Parks, like around 800.
She also said that she was like, do not expect this to be a commercial record. This is not going to be traditional.
When they get tighter?
I don't think they like it as much as we do, though.
Because every other series we've talked about, they've been cool with it.
I had Invisalign.
Not the spoilers, the show itself.
Really? Yeah. A long time ago.
It's like 20 years old. Oh, you were like the first.
Do you have a favorite villain?
Oh, for real? Park, I have been here for 24 years.
And his wife and his kids.
Let's be clear. I've always been clear. I'm Canadian with a green card, which is why I couldn't vote. And I've been in this country for 24 years.
Oh. We don't know.
Yeah, I saw that. Who's Simon?
Uh, yeah. Wildly.
This outfit's a little comfy. I did land very, very late last night. So yes, I was not coming in fishnets and a dress. Absolutely not. However, we did have celebrations.
I'm not objectifying you.
Don't call him Trippie, please.
Unless you know him personally to call him Trippie.
Ooh, if I really felt like coming up off the stories that I have. Okay, anyways. So, Tripp Fontaine.
No, I have a green card.
No, visa first and then green card.
Yeah, they last 10 years and then you reapply.
I'm on my second one.
You know, I thought about it. But every time I think about going for citizenship, Trump is in office. And then the immigration department goes to shit and your application just gets put under a pile and I just say, fuck it.
I think the kids call that riz. Yeah, ooh, shit. Yeah.
I still pay the same taxes. It's no big deal.
Well, that's not really a coup.
You going to call fucking ICE on me?
But that arrangement within a business situation would be called asking for favored nations.
Realistically, it alleviates a lot of problems.
Favored nations.
Favored nations basically means we all get paid the same amount. We agree that this is our cap. This is what we're all going to get so that nobody's backbiting and fighting over who gets more.
No, I know. That's what I'm saying Favored Nations is. And that's what he's saying. He's just like, I was trying to get the cast together.
Question for you. How successful do you think that tonight's conversation is going to be without Tripp?
Because from what I understand, it was solely just money. He asked for a price and that's it.
But they also have a podcast.
He says he came in as sixth man, so I don't think that they really had the understanding that he was going to blow up the way that he did. He just started to shine, maybe. Yeah.
And it resonated with both men and women. Mm-hmm.
I was in chaos when this shit fucking dropped.
I was in chaos when this shit dropped.
Oh, yeah. The disrespect is always loud.
He filed the lawsuit like a day before Blue Ivy's premiere for Lion King, so... he was forced to make a choice to go see his daughter or stay away because of the negative press, which is what he ended up having to do.
Well, I think you guys have the assumption that there's all just dicks in our group chat.
Furniture. Sorry to disappoint. It's not a bunch of dicks.
He folded me like this. No, Wayfair's having a President's Day sale. That is what's happening in my group chat. I know, maybe in my 20s it was different, but right now it's furniture.
Green bubbles will definitely get you. Yeah. Sometimes it gets a little vanilla sometimes. You know, when they talk about, like, you know, dicks in their ear and shit like that, I'm like, okay, I'm exiting stage left.
It could be conversation. My current group chat right now is, like, is furniture and candles and shit like that. Yes.
That was exactly what I was going to ask. That's not what he said. I think the idea is that we... That's the assumption that people would be led to think because me and him just had the same question.
Thank you. Thank you.
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That's it. That's it.
Wait, what circumstances does that get played?
I do. I love that song.
No, I'm keeping it cute today.
Blake Lively is in a lawsuit with Justin Baldoni from the movie that they did together.
That's his what? Current wife, Blake Lively. So they're being sued for $400 million by Justin Baldoni.
For like defamation.
It ends with us. Yes. So she started.
The lawsuit. She filed the first lawsuit. Yes.
Yeah. And Ryan Reynolds got that bag. Super bag. Super, super bag.
That Mint Mobile shit was his, right? Football, whatever you call it.
That is not play play money.
No, I know that. A multi-billionaire.
No, wait, wait, wait.
No, hold on one second. He is not just Deadpool. He's the.
I'm not talking about the characters. He has equity fucking stake. He EPs those fucking movies.
I'm not talking about his character. I'm talking about he EPs.
His production company, if you look at the credits, his production company, Maximum Effort, that's what it's called. His production company is called Maximum Effort, and it is a maximum effort production.
He produces the movies. If you look at the credits.
At Google Maximum Effort Productions, it's his, and that is what... They said it is equity.
He's married to Blake Lively. They got four kids.
You're right, I'm not going to.
Got it. Don't play my shit.
I'm not playing fuck all.
No, I'm not playing nothing.
You told me not to, so I'm not going to.
Yeah, I did. Don't play it.
How the fuck does he know? He don't know the song.
I'm a consummate professional.
I'm not. Oh, she did that shit. That's how you do it. Shout out to you. Silently. Yeah.
I don't think that that logistically could be Julia because that was shot 20 years ago, and that would have made Julia, what, 12 at the time?
How do they make you feel? Sweaty.
It's fine. It needs to be chilled anyway, so let's get that chilled.
It's Black History Month. This is his biggest month.
But that's what I'm saying is like Gen Z, there's like a resurgence with Gen Z really like kind of trying to figure out what was going on in the 90s and early 2000s. That's why they're all watching Sex and the City now. So I figure they would know the retro shit.
Can't touch this is used in commercials now.
Theory's not express.
Oh, well, he did have those fabulous bootcut jeans on, though, from Celine.
Hey, you know, 10 years. You said come dressed like we were going out on a date at 6 o'clock. I was like, wait, it's for the senior special or something? I don't know. I thought that was like a crack, but it's okay.
Well, if it's after 10 p.m., I'm not going. It's too late. Nine. Nine. It's pretty much the same. It's the same. We're going to start with lies.
I appreciate you DVRing it.
No, I watched it. I watched it with my girlfriend, Nicole.
I really liked it, actually. I was kind of surprised. I was terrified what the editing was going to look like, but I was very happy with it. I was very happy with it.
I don't think I have a fucking choice.
Like you did the last time.
No, please go ahead. The floor will be yours when you guys see it and review it for me. Okay.
So do you think that her feature would have been a lot smaller if somebody black didn't have it?
No, I mean, because Ice is right. Every single artist who was nominated for New Artist had this performance.
No, but you would do great with voiceovers. I'm shocked you don't already do that shit.
I'm sorry. He's the Allstate guy.
You've never had a fantasy about killing somebody? No. Ever, ever?
Batman does fucking Waze, so Joe could do it.
Batman does fucking Waze.
Yeah, you can sign up through direct deposit and monthly that comes out of your account.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. And I donate to animal causes.
I am. Yes. I don't have it on me right now.
ASPCA, Toronto Wildlife Fund, the SPCA in Toronto. Yes, I do.
Trump has gutted the fucking FAA. That's what's happening.
No, it was the weather.
How many plane crashes have we had in the last, like, two to three weeks ever since he started to, like... No, I'm disagreeing.
Trump isn't even the president.
What about the D.C. crash?
No, not the plane. The plane was doing the right thing. It was the helicopter. Yeah.
Some people got to fly for work. Some people got to travel to see family.
Well, a lot of times pilots will greet everybody that's coming on.
Or her priorities might be kind of fucked up.
He thinks she's a stupid.
He's clutching his murse closer to him.
We have been here for over two years, and we have no drop.
It's like a... Okay, so why don't we record that and just make it a drop?
For the love of money.
Yeah. Lots of things are happening. Lots of things are happening.
That's a good one. It's too hard. Nope. Can't do it. Can't do it. Can't do it.
Yacht Rock has the edge.
Can you order, say what you said in Arabic?
Come on. I know I'm not the only one that wants to hear this.
Just say, just flip a dozen bits. That's racist.
A dozen mixed, or whatever the order is.
Yeah, I was at a Super Bowl party with quite a bit of kids, and they were lit. They knew all the lyrics, so they were singing and dancing the whole time. Shout out to my girl Isla. Her food was amazing. Good party. I watched the Super Bowl.
I watched the halftime show back like two more times afterwards because there's a lot going on when there's so many people, and you're watching it for the first time, and you're like, ah. And then you watch it the second time, and you're like, oh.
Yes. And that's the other thing is that we noticed.
And I love the fact that this was a blowout.
Most of the times you don't like a blowout because it's like, where's the competition? But the fact that it was Kansas City getting blown out, that was the most enjoyable fact of this game.
That and the NFL commercial, like the women's sports-focused commercials. I really liked them.
I love those. I like those commercials. The commercials that I found the most disturbing were the big pharma commercials. A lot of those. Yeah, but mainly like, you know, when the kid who rang the bell to say that his cancer was in remission and then it's Pfizer. I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now? Like the big pharma commercials I found to be really disturbing.
Shit was a tearjerker. I ain't gonna hold you. I mean, yeah, but I hate when I'm emotionally manipulated. Like that's some bullshit.
So those were like my least favorites.
And Southern University.
Is it the people at the stadium or is it the people watching?
Not this time. No, no.
A lot of people did.
But isn't Squid Games the rich forcing the poor people to
play a game like it's the same yeah the game is the game of to the death it could be but I mean like doesn't that kind of represent our current the current state of affairs in America right now we're being ruled by like oligarchs the constant state of affairs well yes but I mean like it's you know democracy is pretty much dying in the light and we're run by a dictator or a wannabe dictator and a bunch of oligarchs are being installed and they're yeah I feel like there's a squid game element to this
And some people are going to look at the blue and the red representative of bloods and crits. Exactly.
Somebody who's real intentional about every single thing he does. Nothing's an accident.
But I think we can done... This was the cumulative moment that everybody was waiting for.
You asked the fucking room, so.
Yeah, it says the most watched halftime show ever in history. Almost 134. I think that's a reach thing, though.
I watched it on YouTube. Was it the Tubi commercial with the guy who had the cowboy hat that was sealed to his head? Was that a Tubi commercial?
He did Shakira and J-Lo.
Nobody said anything about that. What did y'all think about his outfit?
No, when he showed up.
It was, he looked like a 70s pimp.
Well, I'll show you guys in a second.
She's from Philly, and I believe that she's doing some sports broadcasting now?
Just like Serena, can we stop acting like somebody's attendance has anything to do with their fucking ex? Can we do that? There's a distinct possibility she was paid to be there, and it's her hometown.
I mean, I love your attendance.
Definitely not flirting.
And when you Google Gulf of Mexico, it's now the Gulf of America.
Hold on, because it's ridiculous. Because first of all, because Canada is the Queen's Commonwealth.
I know that. That's why you can't just claim Canada.
You can't claim Australia. There's a bunch of countries that are under the Queen's Commonwealth. You can't just say... Yeah, but she gone.
Princess Di as well, I think.
So then that's my problem when people keep assigning, you know, mental illness to all of his fucking antics because he's so lucid when it comes to the marketing strategy behind anything that he fucking does. Like, you can't have it both fucking ways. You know what I'm saying?
That was a great game.
He seems to claim that it does.
It's the same scapegoat when a guy says, you know, who's like, you know, likes to beat on his woman. Oh, I just lost control. You didn't lose control with your boss. You didn't lose control in the streets. You didn't lose control with people that are motherfucking bigger than you. Like, it's just... You chose this avenue. You chose the avenue. And it's very specific. And you do it...
Like I said, every... Every cycle. Every cycle, exactly.
Well, yeah. No, I mean, a lot of people have thought, you know, I mean, because he's gone from saying that it's bipolarism to now it's autism. You know what I'm saying? So he's basically so a lot of people are under the impression that when people are on medication, you know, it controls the mania. But then it also kind of deads you and deads your creativity and stuff like that.
And so that's like a pervasive, you know, kind of like thought to the next step, though.
Yeah, but what that does is that's a disservice to anybody with a mental illness, okay? Because just because you have a mental illness does not mean that you become wildly offensive to, I don't know, the greater part of the fucking global community.
Exactly. Elon claiming to have Asperger's or whatever, that does not make you fucking do a Nazi salute. You know what I'm saying? It's such a fucking cop out. It kind of makes me nauseous.
And that is what he's trying to do. Well, actually, I don't think he gives a fuck that that's what is the byproduct of what he's doing. Right. Is that it is giving it, it's mischaracterizing... mental illness, and it's not fair to people who actually have it, struggle with it, take medication, and they're responsible with it.
Yeah, him trying to market hoodies like the one that Cassie was wearing during the video where Puff was attacking her was... I didn't think that it could get any lower. He did that? Yes.
I didn't think it could get any lower.
And that's what makes it so fucking tacky.
But if there's a video to go along with the allegation.
People comment. MC Ren is fucking on, what are you saying? He was like, he slapped her and I'd do it again or some shit like that. Like, it was a whole conversation.
Would have been a different, yeah. Well, but it was also a really different time.
It was a different time.
That right there. Be clear. It's 1,000% fucked up no matter what, if it's 1990 or if it's 2025. It's 1,000% fucked up. A man beating the shit out of a fucking woman.
There was no consequence for him or anybody.
He like dominatrix.
But that's common with a lot of men in power. They like to be humiliated.
I think they're going to.
That's the thing is we still don't know what the catastrophic event is.
No, no, no, no, no. But no, the catastrophic episode that they wanted everybody to believe that was happening.
That shit was a little confusing. I'm locked back in. I'm locked back in. It's cool. I took a shrink. And it killed.
Are you talking about Sterling?
You were absolutely right.
No, it's got Harrison Ford and Jason Segel, and basically Jason Segel is a shrink who's... Jessica Williams, don't forget her. Jessica Williams, my bad, sorry. He's a shrink who... He's a shrink whose wife passed away. And he basically just tries to navigate life after, you know, through his grief and stuff like that. And he has, there's all these players in it.
His daughter, Harrison Ford, who's his boss. There's just a lot.
It's kind of a comedy. That sounds like really dark, but it's not. No, no, no, it's not.
No, not really. A little one-sided.
All right, all right. Those are nice glasses.
Yeah. As a gift, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, it did, it did.
Wait, is Jodeci really going to be at King's Theater on Valentine's Day?
No, it's Mr. Dalvin.
I think that's the approach.
Is to know what the actual family medical history is because, you know, otherwise you're just kind of like flying blind. Yep. And at that age, you really want to know what might be coming down the pipeline on you.
That might be why she's hiding the story is because she doesn't have all the information herself.
I did. I talk so much shit.
That shit was so fire. I had to play it again.
So did it result in anything?
Yeah, that was amazing. Palm tree.
Yeah. Actually, yeah.
What? Lonely at the top, right? I agree with it.
No, you stopped here. King Wawa, there we go.
I was going to say, so since it was a secret location, you probably can't say who was there.
I'm not trying. I'm just curious.
And what happened?
He died. He got shot. Oh, he just got shot, yeah.
Why'd they decide not to stream it this year?
Mark, who would you take off the list?
I was about to say, yeah.
That's actually fair.
Where do you guys think that Remy should be placed on this list? Higher.
Before that. Even before that.
I love Black Boy Joy. I do. Fuck you. Don't start some rumors.
I was helping my friend who's a little bit of an invalid. Carried the waters, everything.
You put it up, but it didn't come down.
Tasmanian devil. Yeah.
Oh, no, I figured you started with 135 and then went up. All right.
Aren't au pairs usually from another country?
A little Dominican or something.
You don't think that they had these conversations prior to the song even coming out? With what the additional plans are for it?
It's a legit question.
You still haven't watched it?
Clean it up, nigga.
Now you got the fucking sound effect. You know who heard that, Mark?
It's okay. No worries. It's fine. Shawshank Redemption might be a little bit better than mine.
All right, fuck, sorry.
How much is it? What's the name of it? It's called Trapped in the Spotlight.
I mean, I think if he, like, you know, kind of shifted stuff around, you know, oftentimes, like... Damn.
No, he's... The real dad is Doofy. The real dad is like... He's creepy Doofy. He's like a reality show star.
The Gilgo Beach one, right? Oh, man, Joe.
He was hiding in plain sight. Six foot eight, hiding in plain sight. Huge. Ogre-like. It's really good.
Or your candy addiction. You know, who knows how much that is a month.
Is that what stopped him? Like somebody at the rope didn't know who he was?
That's when they taste the goodest. The goodest. I ain't gonna lie.
It's the house he built.
Why didn't anybody else know he was there? They all knew.
Seven foot tall. So I'm still confused as to how the rope stopped him and he gets sent home. I don't get why somebody didn't say, yo, that's Hakeem.
They're not going to know who you are.
Thank you. Thank you.
Or those liquid IVs.
Yeah, you're eating for fuel.
Well, so CNN just released an article about the tariffs. It basically says tariffs on China are set to rise to at least 104% on Wednesday, which is fucking mind-blowing. So he's set to impose an astounding 104% in levies across all Chinese imports on Wednesday. And this comes on top of Chinese tariffs that were in place prior to... They're going back and forth.
They're calling it an economic winter and they're calling it a recession that rivals the Great Depression. Every major economist is sounding the alarm that this is the absolute worst thing that can happen. They're world leaders from I don't know how many countries are saying this is you. You got to stop them.
Get out with nowhere to live.
Go ahead. I was going to say, the larger problem here is not necessarily what Trump is doing, even though it's fucking huge. It's the fact that Elon Musk is in office.
He's got this agency that's shrouded in mystery. He has access to everything. Carte Blanche fucking authority to do whatever he wants. They're firing federal employees, gutting federal agencies. This guy's a fucking foreigner. He wasn't elected into office. This is insanity.
Oh, well, yeah, but I shouldn't be allowed to do shit either. You know what I'm saying?
Foreigner. It should be a cooler way to put it.
Yeah, a meal prep service.
You know what this also doesn't address? What this also doesn't address, because what he's trying to talk, what he's doing is he's saying that the U.S. no longer manufactures their own goods.
But what he's also not addressing is the fact that we also don't have the skilled labor force anymore. that would be able to occupy those jobs because guess what? He just shipped them all out of the fucking country. He didn't do that.
But with people who don't have the skills. China just literally made like an ad and it was all of these, you know, regular Americans sewing bras and making all of these things that we use for our daily lives. It was basically China saying, you do not have the skilled labor force to occupy the jobs that you say you're bringing back to the country.
That was really good on the fly. That was solid freestyle though. That was solid.
And he's so drunk.
I fucking love this song.
You know me and the 80s music, as soon as it plays, white 80s music, I can't help myself.
And he's going to change his mind later?
Four months old. Four months old.
Anybody else? My stance is the same as Ice, and last time we talked about this, this was my stance as well. Like... We brought up the whole topic of her keeping it, knowing he has a track record. He has a track record of doing this. So I don't know. I feel like there was many conversations that should have taken place before this even happens to avoid this shit.
He hyphenated his name.
No, he hyphenated it.
Well, the hyphen part, his name is before. So it ends in... Saldana? Yeah.
Your question, I would definitely keep my name because my name is my name. It's my stage name. It's my real name. So I would keep.
I'm cool with the hyphenation, but my name would be on the end of the hyphenate. And Zoe Saldana's husband doesn't believe in... You said your name would be on the end of the hyphenation.
Hold on. Hold that thought. Because Zoe Saldana's husband does not believe in typical gender wars. He stays home and raises their kids. because of the success of her career, this is just the role that he is.
Not necessarily.
She's the fucking action hero. Like literally Sigourney Weaver passed the fucking baton to her.
It would definitely be a conversation. It would definitely be a conversation because I feel like the type of man that I would end up wouldn't just, he ain't gonna be in beta. He's going to want to have a conversation about this.
And y'all were like, no, you don't.
Who says that, though?
And tradition. Me too, nigga. But patriarchy is... I would love to keep speaking.
I was four to 11.
Not this Ford. The reality of my particular lived experience is that I have bucked tradition. I have lived my life in a way that I have bucked tradition. So I think that I have the bandwidth to, yes, pick and choose what I feel like is acceptable to me in terms of what is considered tradition and what is fucking antiquated and rooted in fucking patriarchy.
No. Let me finish. I'm not speaking for you. I'm speaking for me. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on one second here. Is that just not manners or being, or chivalry? No, tradition. Hold on, wait. What's the difference between, like, what is the difference? That's just manners. That's just fucking good manners.
I can. I can and I would.
Sit the fuck down. But Mel, but Mel. But a lot of times, a lot of times, there's men who will not let you touch a fucking door. And that's them. That is on them. That is the role that they want to play.
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Why don't we do different activities? Pick a ball. That like encourage, you know, more mobility. I'm down for some volleyball. Volleyball, pickleball.
These are the ones I can definitely do. Paintball, volleyball. Niggas.
Yes. Oh, I'm with that. Yes.
Axe throwing, yeah.
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I learned my motherfucking lesson. You didn't say nothing else. I know I didn't.
Y'all are bitches. Y'all are the bitches. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
Yeah, boy, I can't open this. She added different flavors. Yeah, boy, I can't open this. I can't do it. Daddy and swag, nigga.
Oh, my God. You know, you bring the cake up more than anybody else in the fucking room. I know you're not talking. You still owe me fucking Uber money.
No, we didn't. I don't owe you the Uber money. I left it alone. I left it alone. See, why you got to start some shit?
Basically, it cancels itself out. All right, all right, all right. What about mine? What about mine?
Y'all play the motherfucking drops.
That's wild. That Epsom salt bath will do that to you too. Lay you out.
Yeah, no, they threw me back in. Like six months, I joined a baby school for swimming.
Your mom did that? Yeah. Well, yeah.
Dunn's River? Like the waterfall thing?
That's what I thought was so... How can you swim and not tread? I don't get that.
And you and y'all put a stop to that because you didn't know what you did. I don't think Mark was here when we had a discussion about, you know, the fact that when a loss like this happens, you could say that this was before her time. This was a tragic accident versus somebody that we're aware has like a long running history. you know, health issue, and then they end up passing away.
So the conversation I was, you know, trying to see if the guys wanted to talk about is the process of loss when it's something like that. And then especially where she was going. She was on her way to do something, to sing the national anthem, and then that was just really strange how the people at the game handled it. It was like announcing it like, oh, well, yeah, like our halftime performance.
I have a huge problem with that.
No. I feel like it would suck the air right out of the room.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wait, so what would have happened if it started at 1 p.m. ?
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And they end up getting married. And then the family comes down to meet her to try to get this annulled because they will be damned if their son marries a prostitute.
No, he didn't. He was in Russia. But, you know, there's a hit man involved. There's all kinds of shit going on.
I'm watching this. Yeah.
Yeah, but The Substance for me was really, really, I really love that movie because you would never think Demi Moore would actually do a movie like this. And basically what it is, it's like this aging starlet. She decides that, you know, she gets introduced to this concept of kind of splitting yourself in half. And you're like, there's a younger version of you, but you guys have to share time.
It was not about what was happening.
Pretty much. But anyway, so the young ingenue who was the lead in Nora, she actually took the award for Best Actress. And a lot of people thought Demi had it locked. So that was kind of surprising. Also, what was kind of disappointing was the tribute to Quincy Jones. Like, it was weird.
That's why I say this was not a Jesse Collins production because the tribute to Quincy Jones would have been so much better. And, you know, they had Oprah and Whoopi Goldberg come out and talk about it. And then Queen Latifah sang, you know, the song from The Wiz, Down the Road. And I was like, out of all Quincy Jones productions, that's the song you choose?
Listen, you could tell when Jesse Collins produced the Oscars, it looked and felt like it. You know what I'm saying? And that is a huge compliment. This was very... I don't want to say watered down, but it just was very... It's a different W word.
Okay, so Adrian Brody ends up winning for best actor for The Brutalist.
Fast forward 20 something years. Sorry, rewind. Sorry, rewind 20 years ago when he won best actor for The Pianist and Halle Berry was on the stage and she was the one who was presenting him with the award. He got up on the stage and literally swooped her up in this huge, unplanned kiss that she was not prepared for, and she played it off really well.
So fast forward 20-something years, he's won, and she decides to recreate the moment.
In front of his wife.
And check this out. He did that in front of her husband. So there's that.
Please tell me how it's different.
The wife was right there.
Okay, so he didn't ask for permission, and she did. So that is a difference.
How Georgina Chapman handled it?
That was his woman. He didn't ask. Are you asking?
She would have got slid.
Yeah, she would have got slid.
No, no, no. Let's actually say it in a different way. He threw his gum at her.
He could have fucking swallowed it. He really could have. He could have done a lot of different things. And then he got up there and he gave like a six minute fucking, you know, acceptance speech, told them to shut the fuck up when they started to play the music. And then, oh, I mean, I really like Adrian Brody as an actor, but that was... He's the man.
She looked phenomenal.
She's on a press run.
For the lube. She has a company called Respin. Okay. And it's basically about health and wellness, but now she's added a component to it for women's sexual health and wellness.
What do you mean? What's the click?
Go ahead. Use your words.
I'll sum it up.
That ain't what you saying. You ran out of fucks to give. That ain't what he saying. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You give less fucks.
Y'all are fucked up, okay?
Okay, but I'm interested to know who's in this clique that you described.
You just tell me off camera. It's fine.
I think you would have been okay if you had better shoes, though. I think you would have been okay if you had better shoes.
It's almost like, you know what it's like? A Star is Born with Lady Gaga. Like how she comes out singing with these kind of shallow and shit like that. And then when the industry gets their hands on her, they turn her into an R&B artist with all the fucking weird wigs and shit like that. No, it's pink.
No, what it is, it's pink. Pink started as R&B, and then that shit was whack as fuck, and then she comes out being who she really actually is, and that's why she's been a huge success, because she's authentic now.
Y'all might have built that up.
No, no, no, no. I'm saying you're absolutely right in what you're saying. They really do seem to like each other. You can be on a picture with somebody and fucking hate them.
pays reverence to her. Do your thing.
Because Cynthia Erivo is fucking her.
The emphasis was wrong.
Right, right. Sorry.
You said syllable. I hate your fucking emphasis.
What's the apology for?
I'm curious. Because a lot of times you'll have somebody. Fucking Angelina Jolie played Cleopatra.
Madonna is Evita.
But if you're going to be mad about something, then stay mad about the same fucking thing. Jennifer Lopez is Puerto Rican. She played Mexican. So what's the issue with Zoe?
But was that the time to make the distinction and go into the whole history of Afro-Latina and the black experience? You have three minutes. You have three minutes. So throw out the black. It's not that. One syllable is black. Hold on one second here. You have three minutes to thank everybody in your fucking life. People who have contributed to you getting this role.
People who have contributed to your fucking career for the last 30 something years. And then you have to say something profound and shit like that. That relates to your family and your culture. You have three minutes.
This has been going on for generations. I've had a girlfriend of mine describe herself as a white Dominican. I said, what the fuck is that?
That was the first time I'd ever heard the term before.
When I tell you who the fuck it was.
No. Her complexion is extremely light. But she has very dark features. She had dark hair, dark eyebrows, dark eyes.
She's a name. Like, so, like, maybe I should not use the word, the term friend. I'll use colleague. Yeah, you got it. Because we work together.
Yeah, it's like my man's, right? Okay, no. So, anyways.
Call back, call back, call back, call back, call back. Big man.
We all thought you were going to have the jump, but it didn't really turn out that way.
Here's a good example. Here's a good example.
But also, she's representing a Spanish-speaking film. You know what I'm saying? She did her thing, yo.
No, it has nothing to do with that. What it has to do with, can you imagine if she just said black? Can you imagine how the Dominican community would be?
Oh, like Nina Simone?
No, she played Nina Simone.
Check this shit out.
She got a lot of shit for being Nina Simone, though. She got a lot of shit. Yeah. A lot. She apologized for it. Yeah.
And since then.
I believe him. He absolutely fucking would. I think he fucking would. What?
Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson.
Yeah, that he said, I'm lawyered up.
On the flip side, you had a good month, huh?
From the room alone?
You have insurance. Hold on.
No, it was me. Stop it.
No, that was me. That wasn't you. It was me. No, it was me.
That happens every day in here. Wait, hold up, hold up. Hold up for a minute, y'all. What'd you say?
No, no, absolutely.
About all of us?
You guys definitely support each other's delusion up here.
It is. I'm an interloper here. I'm the only girl.
How was that? What do you mean? Ho-wham!
I've never claimed to be so, but the record is the record. We can see where Melissa is five to six days a week on her Instagram page, getting her mobility up, getting her strength and endurance up.
Oh, please elaborate.
Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy?
While they're in season.
Or even while they're in play versus the ones that are retired right now.
What did you just say? You think that's what makes you healthier than me?
Have you heard the statistics about single childless women being healthier than their counterparts who are married?
I'm very aware of that. However, men who are in relationships are healthier than their single counterparts.
No, he collects on his bets. Nah, but he usually, ah. I never see my son.
I was right. He's Slovenian.
No, it's not Yugoslavian. Slovenia. Oh, shit.
Melania is from there.
It's possible. It's possible. I posted pictures of me and my mom on my page. Shout out to your mom, man. Reddit, get off your fucking ass.
Shut your mouth. It's Phil fucking Collins. It is. He's him.
Ooh, I love when they did that. I love that.
But that one in particular.
You used the word fragile.
What song from Starship, though? Fucking Sarah?
You used the word fragile. I didn't say that.
We were underwhelmed, if I could talk for both of us, because the fucking show jumped the shark in the first season.
Tell the people what jump the shark is. It's a TV term.
But fuck it. New listeners, if you're not familiar with the term, it basically means when a TV series plot line has gone from plausible, because there's always a suspended state of reality. It's from happy days. Dramatic effect. Yeah. So it goes from being plausible to completely ridiculous.
No, you're right. And like I said, that's why I said suspend reality. And, you know, just kind of understand that the show is a lot of dramatic effect is taken here. A lot of liberties is taken. So you do that. But then it's like. OK, dude's in fucking jail, happens to be in Colorado. Then there's a prison break. And it's just like the timing is so short.
And for all of these tiny little variables to come into play, he breaks out of fucking prison. He happens to get the cop uniform. Then he's walking down the street, you know, checking IDs of people who are in cars. And there's hundreds of thousands of cars. But he just happens to buck up on the two people that have clearance to go to paradise. Come on. The fuck on.
No, he was searching for people that had the clearance. But the timing.
He was from the area. He wasn't from Colorado.
He helped build it. He was the manager. He was the engineer.
Totally understand. And I see the purpose for it all, but it just to me was... And it wasn't hundreds of thousands of cars. Did you see the aerial shots? I saw it.
And then he's coming out of a convenience store and just happens to find this woman who's just sitting there. That was one of my favorite parts.
And then in addition to that... We look at the president's house or the former president's house. He's got guards and sort of, so he just happens to know. That's what killed me. He just happens to know that he's going to get past all the Secret Service agents and get up to this man's bedroom and kill him?
Every day at 11 o'clock. But how would... He doesn't know that, though.
So I'm confused.
Okay, but I was confused about the, when Jane shoots her.
And then she walks up to Sinatra and she says, he was going to shoot you in the head. I saved you. And she was like, you have a long road of recovery. Where did she shoot? It looked like she shot her in the fucking neck.
The overall theme. Yeah.
Does this coincide with his mom's passing away?
Sometimes your circle exposes you to things that you would have never been exposed to. That's it.
That's all you do. That's the highest.
I was going to say that.
Yes, I'm cold.
It was at 68 five minutes ago.
I don't know, motherfucker. You tell me. You older than me. You need to keep that elevated? I do. Somebody give him a fucking footstool. I told you.
when the Yameens showed up. Hey, hey, hey.
I'm just looking. I think he means the picture is a lie.
Cycle of life tension.
That is a revelation.
Because, you know, we do go for men that remind us of our fathers.
Who knows what she's seen?
Who knows what she's seeing? You'd be surprised the shit that kids see that you think you get from them.
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I want to let the millions listening know that everyone here has an aux and editing power.
Well, we were talking about something else that the audience don't know about. Got it. And then, well, yeah. I get that some of y'all think I'm Barbizon. I get that. And I've accepted it. And by some, I mean three of y'all. And by three of y'all, I just mean Flip is your male. I'm kind of fly with everybody else.
And me and Ish is really fly. It's just like a, it's our dynamic. It's our thing. Bromance. Bromance, yeah.
It's a wrap. It's over. It's over? It's done. It's not done. But it's done. This is a wrap. What happened? They witnessed. Bradley took the stand.
And just crashed out. Oh, really? He sounds like a complete nutcase up there. They've proven them to be a liar, non-credible, delusional. They've proven them to be these. Remember we kept saying ASAP must know something that we don't know? Yeah. Like, we were right. ASAP knew the dude was an idiot. And if you just give an idiot enough room and rope. They'll do the work for you.
We win, I'm not taking six months anywhere.
Oh, okay. I don't know.
I would assume he had some money from all that fashion shit. Yeah. whether it's 30, 20 kids or something. And when I marry Rihanna, I'm going to book new deals.
I love who y'all choose to pull out y'all freehems for. I ain't saying free nobody. You said free Pooh Shiesty. No, I didn't.
I'm with freeing Pooh Shiesty. Just ban him from all strip clubs in America.
I know we have to say it for legal purposes, but any nigga that has a little cocaine with them during their watermelon for breakfast...
I like both of them. That's all right, my bro. I love brawny. You've been mighty silent while brawny been dropping 17, 19, 21, 23. In the Gatorade League, right? That's all right.
Who? Because when you say monster, I maybe don't always think they a monster. Nicole Murphy. Oh, no, that's a monster. She's a monster. That's Godzilla. She's a monster, but that's... Who made that noise?
The blast is tricky. I heard you. I was hearing your breathing pattern. Your breathing pattern changed like you wanted to get froggy. You better look cute. You better look cute. You was in L.A. too. You better just sit there and do your pod and hot and bar. What? You got a tank? You got Nicole Murphy tank?
All right, for the rest of the room, do y'all think it's some tea? You know it's some tea, then. Nicole Murphy taking one of Mel's old fucking works.
And we can move on.
That's right. Don't say nothing to where when you walk in the house, you got to avoid the room. They got to walk through the tent. Don't you go in that kitchen now. The kitchen is the worst place to find your girl mad.
they've adopted like some of the Spurs regular season thinking like, okay, let's do what we gotta do regular season. We don't need to be a first, second, or third seed.
I didn't know none of them niggas' names. Then the game started. Of course, I felt old.
I said, yeah, man, a little bit sleepwalking, man. He had some real good advice. Real good advice. He was like, yeah.
No, he said, yo, just relax.
That's it. I need something stronger than that. Plus the dust version of that.
Stupid-ass niggas on the internet going to call Pap the best support boyfriend.
I don't know, I don't know. It's a little bit of ratting early in the pot. But let me just tell you why we're here just shooting the shit. You think everyone is beholden to the same rules?
Yeah. A support boyfriend is crazy. Like a support dog. Pat be listening sometimes, too, so let me shout him out. Pat, yeah. Big Pat, yeah.
I think that is disrespectful to call Hov a support boyfriend. I ain't doing it. And since your first day here, you be disrespecting Hov. And he be listening to me.
I love Hov. Just know that Hov be listening to me.
That would be the appropriate place to wear them. Nicole Murphy going.
Nicole Murphy wearing chaps that night. Yeah.
This nigga don't miss a chance to send his lady somewhere.
You love everybody. Everybody with a pussy. Seems like a good thing.
You can tell we never had a restraining order put on them. Nigga love all the girls. You'll meet the bad ones at some point, or maybe not.
I missed the last run when they was wearing all aluminum foil and shit.
Sent my mom, sent my girl. They can sit this one out, though. You heard?
I just think the Beyonce Live is an experience.
Shaq's coming in. Mays, no. They can't wait to catch up tomorrow. Mays don't like that shit they did. All that HBC shit. Mays home. It's hype, buddy. The fuck you talking about? Yo, you different, bro. May's going to catch up. Hov got to squash it.
We got to give it up in the room for that. We got to give it up in the room for that, man.
Wait, slow down, because I do want to talk about that. Slow down for a second. Told you.
They made Captain America black and the Hulk red in the coming attraction.
On to your Jonathan Majors point about him being back in talks with... Marvel.
Now, I've had a lot of jokes about Jonathan Major and making good and a relationship and all types of shit just because it's been fun for the last few years.
It was like, okay, this nigga's ill. Michael B. Jordan, go make it right, yo. Make it right. That nigga said, I'm out. Them niggas used that boy and got out of Dodge on him. Go ahead and make that right, Michael B. Jordan.
Mark, stop. It's over. It's over, baby.
I know y'all joking around and shit and I don't want to step on it.
And be clear, you're speaking from a position of privilege.
Amen. And if it's apparently not, then would he be getting special treatment?
My father bought me some Tommy Hilfiger. I don't know what I got on.
Have a play with me, boy.
Some Burlington Kofan. Ralph Lauren? He got on some Burlington.
Cottons. Play yourself. These the ones, one in a box, $7. What do you got on here? And they not $70. I know.
Fuck me. I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit.
Yo, tell me about the Rumble. They got the Primark song. The Royal Rumble?
I've spoken to Imani about what I think personally and professionally. I don't think that's for the airwaves. But I'm really happy. I'm really happy that you had a successful event. And congratulations.
When you share the screen with your girl and can't check it out.
I don't want to talk about it. That part of it, if you want to talk about how much of a success your event was, I'm totally fine with it.
I mean, it was a fee to become a Flip Patreon member, and then it seemed like a pay-per-view fee that I paid.
Your man is not coming.
I ain't letting her do that. And I would do the same for any one of you in the event that Mel kicked y'all back in early.
Yeah, I was watching the regular red carpet.
Yeah, he's been tweeting about that Chris Brown.
Let me hit the roundup.
Yeah, I don't know.
And we want to send thoughts and prayers to Kendrick and his family. I know he announced on the Grammys that his aunt passed the day before. Yeah, true. So thoughts and prayers to him as well. And with that said, man, goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm such a messy bitch. One day when I'm 45, when I'm 46, I'm growing up soon. I'm growing up soon. When I buy my house, I'm out of here. I'm growing up. That's when I'll be mature.
Aye, some other folk making some stuff. That's that money talk right there.
I did the regular old ghetto nigga shit, man. Hit the Buffalo wing lady. Sent over some honey wings. Spicy chili. You know what I mean? Some pasta salad. Seafood salad. Something like that. You know the vibe.
Oh, yeah, when I forgot to hit my prize pick lines up here and I had to go to Park's house before the strip club.
Went over there and had the same famous spot. No, I never said that before. Where the booth at, man? You lost. I didn't know where the booth was. I didn't know how to turn the headphones up no more. I was lost in there.
She shouldn't tap dance ever again. Ever again, Sabrina shouldn't tap dance. Little Taylor Swift Jr. Taylor Swift Jr. We need the great white beefs, like the great white verses. That's what we need. All of them, they like the Avengers. Sabrina, Billy, fucking who else?
Not Sabrina. Billie, you better take your ass to Rainbow and get you some girl clothes, man. Come on. Trump is in. Take your ass to fucking, what's the other spot we used to go to? American Apparel. Come on. See what that ass is hitting for.
Y'all think Billie Eilish got ass on them crisscross jeans?
Wait, so y'all are sexualizing her? No.
If it wasn't for that very dark Grammy night ages ago. We would be singing a different story about Chris Brown and who he is.
But I'm not trying to fight on a flip topic. I'm just letting you know that everyone here is not beholden to the same rules and regulations.
I did not even write that down.
Because he grew up with fucking August Alsina and them. Who knows what he's seen. What? We kind of just assumed Jaden Smith to be a little different than other kids.
I want to know if they had the same room growing up. No, man. You don't know how many other rooms was the dungeon?
It gets confusing because they don't really change the white pop star prototype. Right. She's just a lot more talented.
Yes, Cardi, this is what a woman rapping. Yo. I was barking outside.
We're here. Not even used to some type of structure. Niggas not even used to starting at the time you're supposed to start. Look, Mel looks so confused. She's like, wait, what's going on? It's too early for this.
Doshi winning is why it's hard for some people to catch a hit right now with whatever your old formula was.
But that's kind of my point, too. The music business still has to run when your A-level acts don't drop.
Shit, me and the Renders do. Boy, if I'm going to have you here, I don't give a fuck what they do. I got to call Gazi and get this Empire shit done. He's fucking crazy. The first game fast as hell for February.
Can I just say, it never surprises me when you'll pull from the historic plight of women before you.
I don't know why I wrote that. That's probably off of the Doshi win.
Because, Mel, in one breath, you can't say, this don't feel like corporate, and then say, I'm afraid to talk when it's contract time.
All righty then. Fucking bitch up here. You gotta be.
I'm stepping on his joke. You know that's his bag. You know, that's my bag.
Okay, Taylor. She took all the money from the label this year. And last year.
Who are you afraid to talk to when it's time to negotiate your contract?
Same for me. Not even. This is a death to us. Yeah, fuck they talking about, huh? Fuck these billionaires.
Billionaire, beautiful people with privileges and perks and fucking a lifestyle. Fuck them. I don't want none of that.
Grass is bullshit. It's that new white grass, though. You a nasty nigga for making that joke. You said the white girl.
Like, everybody in this room is somebody. Everybody at these tables is somebody.
She didn't get into the Kanye shit, but you know what she was referring to.
This political bullshit.
I don't know who the fuck Kacey Musk is. I know when they said Chris Stapleton name, I got a little worried.
When they said Chris Stapleton name, I was like, oh.
I heard Chris Stapleton. I'm on Chris Stapleton. Lainey might be fired. Cool. Awesome for her.
All right, here we go. ISO out for a little bit. New artist segment.
Then he continues, they took his little outfit off.
It's tearaway talks.
It's when my cable cut off on my TV. Wifi was just like crazy.
It might be 400. It is 400. It ain't no pipe playing, nigga. What'd you say, Mel?
My very next note says, well, Victoria Monet looks great. That's what it says. Shout out to Victoria Monet. She looked amazing. She did.
And he was just on air not even three weeks ago saying, I love you. I never, ever, ever, ever, ever want to leave. I never want to leave. See, I put you in those spots publicly so you could say that because of all that you go through behind the scenes. Because you look like you hate it here, but then I get you to say, I absolutely love it.
Look at the fucking audience talking about something.
I know she was. We're going to talk about that later. Shout out to the Carters. Congratulations to her.
That's why it's good to start before people get here so we can talk behind their backs. I'll say it to their fucking faces. What we got to say about is true, Wally, not yet.
I'm going to Australia to sing karaoke. Are y'all shitting me?
This business is relationships. That means that Dre, since 91, has made all of these relationships.
You ratted last part, too, when we was about to start. You said, where's Flatt?
The point stands, I can tell you.
I'm just telling y'all what it is now. But anyway.
Who's ready for some fun? Let's go, man. Who's ready for some fun? Flip, your sister, your sis. Just get your fucking mail. It's a piece of shit.
He gonna get you. He gonna get you when he get here.
He gonna get you when he get here.
This year I'm waking up some of the behind the scenes turmoil. I'm waking up. I'm getting to it. Enough of this shit. I'm going to monetize it somehow. I got to, Mark. I feel like you already are.
Nah, no, no, no. No, please. Please. Hell no. No, I mean like the real. Like the Vice version.
I thought it was smooth, but I got you. If you didn't hear some of them other shit, you definitely didn't hear Grease. I got you right now. Let's see.
Yo, for real. Yeah, no. Thicker than cold grips. Man, I learn fast. My girl, Mel. That's right. Get that nigga, Mel. She wants more time with Flynn.
He should just turn the Wi-Fi completely off the phone next week. No, turn the phone off. Yeah. Throw the phone. Yeah, I don't even need a phone.
I agree. I agree. Because I don't want him to hurt himself. Yeah, that should have been me.
He'll ignore the next nigga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This too shall pass. He should be the picture of that motherfucker.
I don't think it's the same grip like the times that you're talking about. It's just different times now.
Drake maybe fares different if there's no Taylor Swift, too.
No, Taylor has everybody wiped down.
Like, not streets.
Lucien and the Labels is the Mavs' new ownership group.
Y'all gonna get four bars so I can curse one of these niggas out. Wonderful. I ain't done with Metro.
Hey, the carpenters can go lay some carpets on there.
They can take their ass to Lowe's. When this come on. Let me let him get his bag real quick. Then I got one more I want to ask y'all who has the best version and then we can move on.
Yeah, don't ever say Bette Midler again up here.
And I don't think it's. I mean, let me hear what back she was on. Let me see.
Hush is still fire. I'm biased, though.
But everybody did this. Prince did this. Will Downing did this. Tank did this. None of them did as good as Bonnie. I hear you. I ain't gonna Prince y'all to death right now.
And you think that's what's happening? Tell me why you think Flip gets special treatment.
Thank God I got the shit.
I'm already in hot water over here. Mel is upholding whatever our time wasted befits, I think. So I'm just trying to chill. Just trying to chill. Giving grace is dangerous. We just want to be cool. I'm chilling. I don't want no Mel smoke.
It's such a beautiful arrangement, man. Live band. That agree-in-ship between Mark and Mel got until May. Wait till the weather get nice. He can't never go home.
My colleagues from the past.
Mel, do you? Probably not the best segue. Do you want to address the Carlos Miller tweet?
Carlos Miller is from 85 South. 85 South. A little subtweet out there that people just attached to our pod.
Critically acclaimed actress, too?
And historically, what all the men have done to women.
But we're backing you up.
This guy is insane. All right, 30 seconds on this.
I don't want to do it.
I thought you was on some shit. Nah.
And now you can't go back. Well, I didn't know that that was the case.
Tell us about it.
How long does the boot have to be on?
Oh, wow. Okay.
So is that what they say is the cause of death? It wasn't that he was shot?
Wow, that's tragic.
Yeah, absolutely.
Where there's like a really urgent situation happening that all hands on deck will show up.
Potter of the month.
What would be crazy? Five figures.
I'm just checking.
Okay. I'm just checking to see what he might think is crazy.
I ain't saying no to a Tubi movie.
We out of here. That's right.
Did he say anything different in this interview than he has been saying for the last?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, you can manage to go to Kinko's and get somebody to do that for you. Exactly.
But wouldn't you have assumed that this was a foregone conclusion that he was going to spin the block and say, okay, now it's my turn?
Yeah, it was really dope. The overhead shot is what kind of... The aerial shot is what kind of gave me Super Bowl vibes a little bit.
I like when videos are done that are kind of like the opposite of what you think the song is going to be like. The Whisper song. Nobody thought that everybody was going to be dressed up in like suits and dresses for that song. You know what I mean? Right. So I kind of like that, you know, kind of juxtapose of different sound, but classic aesthetic.
Keep catching strings.
Do you think it was? Continue what you're about to say.
Just came out of the, yeah, came out of the mist. That was fire, man.
What the fuck is going on? Some ill shit going on.
I woke up.
Fuck. No, I woke up to it. I woke up to that. Got it.
There's a jacket with my image on it. And underneath it, it says videovixen.ca. So .ca is .com in Canada.
Shut the fuck up.
It is an iconic photo of Mel.
So anyways, you click on that link and it takes it to Joe's Patreon.
What the fuck is going on? Where's my check? Where's my check?
Where is my check? Yes, check. C-H-E-Q-U-E. Okay, check.
A Gracie Award is, they've been in- Some shit that's 150 years old. It's 50 years old. Oh. And it celebrates women in media. And you won? And my podcast won. Come on. Let's fucking go. Come on. Congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations, man. Thank you, thank you.
Canada, check.
No. I woke up to it. And I'm just like, I have bigger fish to fry than this shit right now. Do you think you should? Get paid for that? That's why I'm at my favorite. A thousand fucking percent.
There's a possibility that I do own it. There's a possibility that I shot that from my first calendar. Yo! Yo, my girl.
Cease and desist. I mean, I sent a DM today. Oh.
Baby girl.
Probably not. To be honest, probably not. Probably not.
I do like that picture.
I do like that picture. It's a cute picture. Mm-hmm.
I'm sure you could.
That's right. What the fuck they talking about?
I was about to say.
I was taking the bus at seven.
With a key around my neck.
It's close. Yeah, but there's a lot of creepy mofos that hang out in McDonald's looking for kids that are unattended.
Maybe she didn't know that he was going for a job interview. Maybe she thought that he still had a job, and that was why he was hiding.
Because she's probably at work.
Well, I don't know if he could have actually done it because her signature might be on, like, the fraudulent paperwork, which is... It don't matter.
Because they're facing 20 years.
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You got to bring your A game. No, you don't. You got to bring your A game. You do not.
C game. It would be C game.
Or maybe just to keep it safe, you lay there and let the girl do all the tricks, right?
I heard a story from a girl. Was she mad that he finished on her?
That was the only part that she was upset about.
Hot wifing.
What'd you see?
Sounds exhausting.
I don't really see the difference between that and integrating toys in sex play. It's totally different.
Okay, so hold on one second here. None of you have ever had a significant other where you guys have fantasized that you were sleeping with somebody else at the moment that you were... Your fantasy, your chick don't know about in your brain.
Have you guys ever asked your girls what their fantasies are? Like the ones that they feel like they have to keep from you?
You ever asked her what her deepest, darkest fantasies were? The ones she wants to keep from you.
That's part of the fantasy is how unattainable he is.
Because every time you say fully dressed now, it has such a... Because it's funny, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It definitely is funny.
Or he don't care what it is.
He's probably wiped his ass with it at this point.
You guys got new chains?
Did you guys get matching chains?
He made it seem like you guys got matching chains.
It wasn't like the heart you break apart?
I am great. So glad to be back.
So your brain is on a 24-hour cycle where it cycles out the memories.
That's what you watched, right? You just watched it.
Welcome back. Thank you.
You can't experience the euphoric highs without having experienced the abysmal lows.
I don't think that that's joy.
I think it's just a stimulus and a response.
Oh, childlike joy.
Well, here's the thing, is if you relinquish your past just for everything moving forward, then you forget everybody that is in your past. Of course, I understand. So then... you have nobody, essentially. You don't know who your friends are, you don't know who your parents are, you don't know shit.
Fuck them.
Well, I mean, we're constantly changing.
Hi, Ms. Parker.
Keep it moving.
Okay, you guys going to tell us about it?
Wait, I said you do Podwives?
They were the ones who convinced you to do it because you seemed dead set against that. Yeah, I was like, fuck all that.
It's looking like I'm going to be working.
Really? It's one episode left.
I can't wait to see the last episode. I'm hooked.
Ooh, I'm watching that right now.
That's crazy. This was a big case.
It was. Yeah.
No, no, no.
He was a big white dude.
Oh, that's different. No, these are multiple bodies that have been found like over a decade ago.
It's fascinating.
I was about to say, didn't he get the memo that when you complain that much that you might get, you know, you spitting?
But that's not my song.
Because I don't want to drink.
Fuck out of here. This nigga a hater, yo.
I ain't saying that. That's your version.
Hey, you keep thinking that.
What's on the will?
Because now if we could prove who died first. Ooh. Well, they got who died first. Ooh. They said the wife.
The wife died first.
Yeah, she died first. Which means we taking this to probate. What did her will say?
Nah, I think I'll last a little minute.
Yeah, man. You can't. Nah. I think I could rock up in those tigers. You got to be naked? He didn't specify that.
Nah, you know what? Flip on. My man, I ain't going to. What am I on? You're going to find one of them females. You know what I mean? You going to be out there humping a goat. I wasn't saying that.
Stapler, all that shit. Yeah, you get resourceful. Put a staple on your head.
I don't want to hear that shit. Shooting up, going to a show, and then outside. What show? GZN Drama.
You are a thousand percent corrupt.
Tongue emoji. Tongue emoji.
Did you see that? Get up! Outside! Get up!
You got it. I don't have connections in the entertainment business. You are in the entertainment business.
I don't know Mouse Jones. I've met Mouse Jones one time in my life.
Yo, what is wrong with this fool? Yo, that's how I felt at the bar. With him? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Told you I don't have no connections.
Wow. I'm not in the entertainment business. All right, let's move on. Three years in.
That's not an industry relationship.
A couple things dropped. Dirk dropped his album. It's called Deep Thoughts.
They can't talk about sliding and all that other shit.
I was just about to say that nigga should have went and got Cole and did a whole album.
Huh? Playboy Cardi.
He denounced that shit.
Let me ask you a question about that.
It's risk assessment. That's crazy.
Yo, y'all like, er, poor.
You don't got to remind us.
That's fucked up. You know, I'm...
Okay, so you saying my man,
My girl not going to say no. My girl would be like, who are you talking about? Oh, yeah, that is your type. She wouldn't feel a way that you're... I'm answering the question.
Niggas say it costs to sit up here. It costs to sit up here. So put your $20 away.
Yo, the ushers was looking at him like, huh?
What are you talking about?
That's what it just said online. That seemed a little low to me.
Triple that. Told him, yo, shut the door.
Don't cost nothing more.
Nigga, I just got this big contract over here.
I disagree, too.
They not playing. And whoever creating the avatars, they rich.
He was number one pick in the draft. But keep going.
Cool. Correct.
Mel, we love you. We miss you.
That's kind of fucked up.
Right there. That's not though. But it's cool.
Anywhoos. Yo, what was your biggest age differential? I think it was 14. She was 30. That's crazy. Well, I wasn't fucking at 14.
Yeah, I was 22, she was 44.
Yeah, I think I'm probably like 15.
I think I'm like 15. That was an old joint. Yeah, she was old. She had that spanky, too.
We just sat here, respectfully, we just sat here and was talking about the young lady. Was it Ari Moms?
That's how I'm up?
Yeah, that was his whole thing. It was not cursing in his music. You can't think of no Will Smith's raps back in the day that he was cursing.
I don't know what brand of white shirt he had on in that Gillian Wallow interview, but that nigga just look rich. That's what I'm saying.
If I'm rich, rich like this, I'm going to curse. I need my collar to sit up like that. That nigga shit just look wealthy, yo. Skin glowing. But no, I heard this project is hot.
That MC Lay album last year was not bad. Him and Gilly doing that shit, that shit was dope. I remember them dumbass lyrics too.
Some place that's... Suitable housing in her financial range. So she's suing her for five. So now you making me move, you gotta pay for me to move into a better neighborhood because I can't afford nothing.
Salute to him. But... Yeah, it's another one that got Doxton, all kind of shit.
If he got kicked out a $12,000 a month apartment? Yes.
A Robert De Niro mob movie? No greater. What are we talking about?
Well, I ain't just parked across the street. Are you scared they're going to catch you on the walk out?
We're going to see who come out and get in here.
What's chat GPT going to tell you? Yo.
Well, there has been a significant drop in Tesla stock. People are trying to trade in their Teslas en masse.
No, it's been since Elon has become our president. President. Yeah. People are, this is their way of revolting. There has been a lot of vandalism at Tesla dealerships.
People are also like... Yeah, they are. But other people who own like Cybertrucks that can't give them the fuck away, they're relabeling them. Like I saw a Cybertruck that had Toyota on the back. Oh, shit. So in response to that, Trump decided to make a Tesla commercial on the... I was wondering why I said Tesla. Because he said Tesla. He said Teslas are great cars.
Yeah, on the mall.
He was like, I don't drive, but, you know, it's a great car, so I'm going to have somebody drive it with me in it.
It's the biggest grift in fucking U.S. history since slavery.
Grift is theft, heist, right in front of our eyes.
There's a movie called The Grifters.
No, it's a fucking term. Park said it first.
You know what? For men who really say to women, can we let the past be in the past? Y'all sure like to bring up the fucking past.
It is now in the far, it's not even the recent past.
No.
Anyways, is that going to make you guys run out and buy a Tesla? No.
A Tesla, okay.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. The Cybertruck in Vegas.
The same thing that Trump was almost assassinated. Assassinated.
To see how the world ends?
Yeah, because we didn't know that it was going to become, you know, fact.
And those special effects, especially back then, that was excellent.
The Bodyguard.
They don't know, but some names have been tossed around. No. Tiana was one of the names that was thrown around. It's so far from being made.
I follow... What'd you watch right after that? Like, some kind of wonderful?
Isn't that with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan?
That bullshit. But didn't they have sequels to that? Yes. Yes, they did.
Was it Honey?
In the Mix? Yes.
Light It Up was in 1999. In the Mix, 2005. Is Usher in Light It Up? Yes.
Noah Wiley.
Good. Okay. No, that would be great.
It's a realistic examination of the challenges facing healthcare workers in America as seen through the lens of the frontline heroes working in the modern day hospital in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Why? The days just blending into one another?
I do like a hospital drama.
Do they connect? Does each episode connect?
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on one second here.
I'm pretty sure it will. And eventually they're going to have intertwining. At some point they have their connection. Eventually they're going to have intertwining storylines where the doctors are involved with each other and nurses and stuff. I'm pretty sure.
Oh, okay, I guess so.
It does.
What's his name? The gray-haired dude who's now the lawyer in Law & Order SDU. What's his name?
Okay, all right. We know that you know it. There's some cross-pollination, like relationships develop behind the scenes.
A case, yes, absolutely.
Yeah, a regulated nervous system is a good thing.
You know, there is your chronological age and then there's your biological age. And I wonder what yours is. Ain't nobody in this room young, dog.
No, you know what she tried to do? Yo, stop it right now, okay? Wait till fucking hour two, okay? You know what she tried to do just now? Wait till fucking hour two. She tried to sell me Ozempic.
Yes, they do. Mel. So one of the best things that you can do.
And then when he played it, I was like.
Was it a couple of weeks ago? No. It was longer than that.
No, I agree. I reviewed that. It's okay.
I do the deep dive.
I do the deep dive, motherfucker. You guys don't even want, you guys wouldn't even be able to handle the shit I got in my fucking phone, okay?
Yo. Yo.
You can't handle the truth. World music over here.
That's unfortunate.
It's okay.
Bin Laden.
I mean a version of it.
He started saying something about losing weight. I said, you should try Ozempic. I said, it would probably really help you. She did. I was like, it has been really stigmatized, but the benefits would be incredible for you. Drops your cravings. You would lose weight. Big head. Yeah.
Hold on one second here.
You know. There's different schools, you know what I'm saying? So if you wanted to go to a massage school, they're always looking for bodies to practice on. Sure. What?
Your A1C will go down.
You've been looking at Flip's ass?
To know where it's been?
All right. Mine is called Could Have Been You. It's the remix by Pastel's Jessica Domingo and Rellier.
Are you talking about Flip or are you talking about somebody else?
Okay.
Well, you know what happens? Like that happens too. So you know what you do?
So you know what you do? Let's go now.
You're supposed to work out. Talk about it. And lift weights while you're doing it.
No, he had chips in his beard.
Bed motherfucking stye.
Look what y'all got her doing.
You said what?
Keep it up.
And then I was in Crown Heights in 2004.
Oh, my God.
You spoke Creole?
Listen, the niggas from the projects, they had my back.
I don't know. They just did.
Yes, yes.
I didn't check in with the OG. I was in the fucking bodega one day. What, were you making promises again? I wasn't making any promises. I was buying fucking bread. I'm in the bodega one day, and the dude walks up to me. He's like, yo, Miss Ford, we got your back. And I was like, who the fuck is with you?
What is with you?
Not really.
It happened.
I hadn't done Big Pimpin', Big Pimpin', Cher Shayla Goes, Thong Song Remix, and everything before there. But I hadn't done Jadakiss yet.
I wasn't in the projects. The projects was dead. Because you know it's block to block in Brooklyn. You know it was block to block in Brooklyn.
Him, he said he lived in Brooklyn.
Mel is a scammer.
Huh?
Are you fucking kidding me? What floor? I was on the fucking second floor of a brownstone.
I have a really interesting story about that. But no, I never lived in a basement. Are you kidding me? Never, no basement, no ground floor level, ever.
No, it has nothing to do with that. Well, sure, okay. But also, personal safety, women should never live on the ground floor of anything. Why not? Because a motherfucker can easily access your fucking house.
Can you stop it, Mel? Oh, my God. There's a lot of women safe out here. The bears. Oh, my God. You're right. I'm stabbing you today.
Ice, did you pay anything for that?
Let's go.
No, no, no, no.
Don't talk to Ice. What happened to that move?
Nobody's rapping right now.
Critically acclaimed.
Is that a real question? What? Look how you can rap when you're not focused on distant straight dudes.
I did nothing of the sort. I sent Ice his VIP tickets. He walked in. He didn't pay a dime. Mel, stop.
You was dead.
Yes. Lord, you guys need to learn what I'm being facetious.
How the fuck would I not know this is Foxy? Cliff was like, you don't know who this is. No, seriously. Seriously, how would I not know that? You just looked at his laptop on the low.
I can see it. You guys need to learn what I'm being facetious. No, you're lying. You guys need to learn what I'm being facetious. What's the name of the song? That I don't know.
It was Wonder. It was Wheat Wonder.
Wheat Wonder bread.
She about to pull up Canada.
Because he was fucking there.
I sure the fuck was. Oh, no. I love bodega cats. They're so friendly. I don't know. I don't know.
I know I was there.
I have... A friend that has a box for the season. And that's it. He's just like, you can invite whoever you want. Look at the schedule. Blah, blah, blah. If the box is open, it's yours.
I didn't promise a motherfucking thing.
Yes, and I will tell them exactly what they're doing right and what they're doing wrong. Keep going.
I got friends in high places. I got friends in that place.
Yeah, Frieza. Frieza. Who else was at Disney on Ice? It was a full box.
And I asked, I told Ice.
I don't think Mel.
Yes. And I would tell you, but you don't fucking go nowhere, and you wouldn't have accepted the invitation.
He wouldn't have accepted.
Yeah, all the things.
Okay, that's cool.
Did you feel any sense of harm or discomfort, Ice? No.
There's a distinct chance that everybody there was more concerned with their children having a good time than him showing the fuck up.
I mean, you're fabulous, okay? You're fabulous, bitch. Nah. You ain't always, you know, the main fucking attraction. Calm down, okay? Calm down.
Listen, I'm helping out, okay? Go get a massage, please. I do, but this is a very reciprocal thing to do. You know what I'm saying?
Was I really looking stupid in the face?
Was it really like a famous battle? Or is it an approachable battle?
I will. I will, just like you do.
Okay, whatever. Whatever makes you happy. Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever floats your boat. She lost by a nice little number. Whatever floats your boat. Whatever floats your boat. It's okay. Any who's, any who's, is a friend that has a box for the season and says, if it's free, knock yourself out.
Yeah.
I'm totally not selling Ozempic. I was just basically putting you on that you should probably do it.
Yes.
I told you. I was like, you don't even need to connect. Your doctor's the connect. He will take a look at your BMI and put you on it.
I promise you he would.
I didn't say that.
It is. It is. Massage students are looking for bodies to practice on.
No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. Not to be on a GLP-1. Absolutely not. You do not have to be pre-diabetic.
Childhood ice.
Let me tell you something.
But there's no addiction factor.
But there isn't.
I literally took it for two months last year. Haven't been on it since.
I was not dying. What are you talking about? I feel like dying.
I don't want to stay here.
That's me on a regular fucking day, though.
Ish was sleeping right over there, too. Okay, that's just fucking easy.
I'm just saying.
Poe, you have a fucking video or a picture of it.
Hola, yes.
I'm just saying, there are some serious benefits like it lowers inflammation, it helps with joint pain, it lowers your A1C.
All of y'all are inflamed, yes.
I don't think I'm inflamed. Not Parks. Parks, you're excluded from this conversation.
Excluded from the conversation.
His physique? His physique, yes. He's heavily muscled. He's very lean.
Oh, God forbid. He should actually eat something that benefits his body and feeds his muscles.
How? I don't think it's a crackhead. Listen, I will say this. I am a crackhead for massages. I am. She's cheap.
You do have Corey's freedom. Not now. Yes, the fuck you do.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
In what fucking way?
Because I took Ozempic for two months last year. The shit's not even in my system anymore. That's nasty, Joe. I'm just saying. He's just jealous. You look amazing. He's just jealous.
Ozempic cannot lift those weights for me.
Okay. Listen.
I was. I was. And furthermore, I was experiencing severe joint pain. And this was helping me. Let me tell you something. The older that you get, the smaller you want to be. You don't want to be carrying around a whole bunch of weight the older that you get. You are just stressing the fuck out of your fucking joints. You are willing preventative diseases to just land on you.
Like, it's just not a good idea. So I want to be...
slimmer i want to be leaner i want to have lean muscle mass i want to maintain joint strength i want to maintain strong bone density like that's what i want for my later years and i'm heading right to them i'm just being proactive shout out i think you were on the way to doing all that before the olympic i appreciate i appreciate that but listen let me tell you i'm a master of illusion you guys could not see what i saw
Right?
Maybe a little bit, but it's a healthy, it was a healthy dose. Let's go, Paul.
It was a healthy dose of body dysmorphia that I've carried around for the vast majority of my life.
I wanted to get muffin top. I ate cheeseburgers the other day. You literally grabbed my muffin top at one point. She blamed you?
No, no, no. Not editing. Not stuff like that.
I mean, listen, it's fucking hard to find good work. Like, listen, there is an epidemic of over-promising and under-fucking-delivering.
No, no, no, not with editing. You can't skimp there.
You can't skimp there.
You guys say that like it's a bad thing. It is. No, it's not.
I used to do that. You're famous.
You're famous. I know, but here's the kicker is not everybody knows who the fuck I am. And I don't walk through the door assuming that people are going to know exactly who I am.
Usually there's like an exchange, like, you know, like a... Coupons.
Okay. Well, parcel them out as the hours go by.
No, you know what? L.A. is just like a really different place.
I know. But I lived in L.A. for like nine years the last time and then before that. So it's just like things like TaskRabbit or things like OfferUp. That is huge in L.A. And it just it's very like common for people to like meet up and not have any fear that you're meeting up with like a serial killer. Here it's way different. Yeah.
He's no longer rapping about selling drugs and shit like that. You got it.
TaskRabbit, not so much. Craigslist. Listen, I had a girlfriend who was trying to sell something, and she literally was just like, okay, meet me at the police station.
Operating at a full clip.
What would you guys say is Wayne's magnum opus? You know, there's a... Project Wasp? Yes. That's the culmination of like... Two or three.
Okay.
So... But wait, my secondary question would be, does he regard that as his Magnum Opus or does he still feel like he has not made that project that will ultimately define... his legacy in a pretty pink bow and he can literally do nothing. Like after that.
And then also, other projects that you get involved in will incentivize you to want to put all your time and energy into that. Like the example with Joe and the podcast versus Slaughterhouse. If the podcast is paying dividends... And Slaughterhouse would require a whole lot of more, you know, more work and effort, but less reward. Exactly. Then you just, you focus your energy on what's paying you.
What's paying your bills.
Well, guess what?
I am not a pusher.
It was literally... I love it. It was an organic conversation.
Where Flip...
If I'm going to be pushing a product, I'm going to be pushing like a libido enhancing drug for women. That's what the fuck I'll be pushing.
Like, what's... We all have libidos.
All right, gotcha. Oh, my God. Guess what? Holy shit. That's fucking crazy. Guess what time it is?
I'm trying to lead you to the promised land right now.
I do. Okay, well, that's all right.
I'm doing my best. I am not a sneakerhead. I never, ever have been.
Okay.
No, I did not.
I don't remember. It was a while ago. Got it. I promise I don't remember. But yeah, thank you.
Let's do it, Mel. Let's go, Mel. It's a light, light news week. But Dawn Richards, who was one of the founding members of En Vogue, who left the group and then went to Lucy Pearl with Raphael Sadiq, was videotaping herself in her car. And she basically said that she has been living in her car for the last three years. And, well, let's just say that, you know, people had a lot to say.
Jermaine Dupri jumped into the conversation, but, you know, we can play the clip that we have where she was talking about living in her car. The first thing that I noticed was her fresh blowout and her nails. That was what I noticed. Her hair was looking real good. You want to be fucked up? No, not necessarily. But then she also mentioned manager and assistant.
I was like, girl, I don't even have a fucking assistant.
No, you don't. It was just a strange kind of... A lot of it just didn't track. It was just really, really strange. So people were just kind of debating this.
I can't. Don't know.
Don't know. But, yeah.
Yeah, he's not wrong. She made it sound like it was something that there was an appeal to it versus staying with her mom.
Absolutely not.
What do I think?
I do not know the woman, so it's really hard to, I really feel uncomfortable passing judgment, however, However, it has been long rumored that she's been the problem.
Go ahead. Yes. Yes. I mean, like, you know, when it came to En Vogue, all of the ladies are wildly talented. Like, wildly talented. The founding members. Let's get to the bad part. But then suddenly she was out of the group and the rumors was that she was extremely difficult to work with. So then she ends up in Lucy Pearl with Raphael Sadiq. Similar story. follows her departure.
And now we see En Vogue who's been touring forever. Like, they never stop making music or touring or whatever the case is. And it would, the logical situation would be like, well, why don't you just kind of like, you know, tuck your tail and go back to the group and tour? Because, I mean, who wouldn't want to see the founding members of En Vogue? We all would.
If you're fans, that's what you want to see. So it's just like, so there must be something preventing you from doing that. And it might be,
Yeah, it might be the bad taste that you left in their mouths.
Yeah. Oh, my God. Here we go. He's sitting in Isha's seat.
All of us were. The first one was fire.
Two sandwiches short of a picnic.
Might need some help. Man, don't run it, man. Accountability. No, nigga.
Let's backtrack.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, before even the story.
No. I don't really know. I don't know anything about her personal life, honestly.
I was a child in the 80s, nigga.
I was a child in the 80s. I wasn't here in the 90s, so.
What? In 1989. In 1989, how old were you? I have a late birthday, so 1989. All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, just to go back, the manager and assistant situation and the full doobie and the nails, I am confusion. I'm confusion.
Sorry.
You knew what I was talking about. We're not even paying attention to the movie.
If you want it to.
You seem happy in the car.
Come live with Corey. No, no, no, I don't have space. Corey got some space. Corey got the space.
I am Charles Manson docked out.
OJ. Yeah.
Dahmer.
Menendez.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
Oh, he's still locked up? Still going. Jesus.
Adnan Syed. Mm-hmm.
How's it? Okay, so what? We close that out? We're done? Yeah, we're done.
They are great cats. Sphinx cats, they're so amazing. They're so sweet and affectionate. Point proven.
How were you when your pets passed away, mister?
Sorry.
That means a lot to me.
Meanwhile.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Pew, pew.
Oh, mine's gone.
It's gone.
Look at it.
Moving right the fuck along. She was doing push. Hey, cake, I got some cake. She was stepping on kids. You were not stepping on kids. Stop shaming. Stop shaming guys who like kids. That's king shaming. That's king shaming.
I do fucking not.
I do not.
My feet are fucking cute.
There's pages devoted to my feet.
Okay. They are cute. They don't hang over the fucking edge of high heels. Okay.
All right. Give the round of applause going for the next talk.
We are going to congratulate Zendaya for being the first black woman to make $1 million an episode for the next season of Euphoria.
No.
I don't know who you're thinking about right now. Zoe Saldana?
I mean, the show's fucking wildly popular.
Oh. Well, we shall see. I know, I know. Rest in peace. We'll see how they handle his passing.
It's sad.
Okay, so in most recent news, a Houston embalmer has been charged with abusing a corpse after allegedly mutilating the body of a deceased registered sex offender. She was working at a crematorium. She allegedly castrated the body of Charles Roy Rodriguez. Yes. And she took his member and apparently stuffed it in his mouth. Uh-huh.
So let me ask you guys.
So can I ask something to the two men here that have daughters? Let's just say that something incredibly unfortunate ever happened to them. What would you want to do to that man?
Thank you. Myself. I wouldn't even want nobody else to do it. Let me get that. Do you think that it is entirely possible that some of the comments made by these women are women that have experienced some sexual abuse? It's possible.
What was the other way around?
But what would be the reason? Who knows?
It is a crime. It is a crime. It is. It's a crime.
Well, it was two students.
No, they didn't list the ages of the students. But they were students basically learning mortuary.
But it doesn't. Probably young adults.
I think that if they were minors, that would have been... I'm not saying minors.
But that is a big problem. If it's real.
But I think that's a natural reaction for a parent.
It's also how you look at the justice system. It's how you look at the justice system, especially if your daughter is considered a minority. And how little attention crimes against minorities get versus should she be lily white with blonde hair and blue eyes.
It depends on which state, but a good defense attorney can get you off on something like, you know, it was a moment of passion or whatever the case, a crime of passion, temporary insanity, shit like that. There's defenses against that when you react to something that is, you know.
Yeah, no, we went off on a tangent. We went. That's not related to this.
I said that this was a criminal act. I said, I stated that.
That's fair.
That's definitely fair.
She could have done that on her own.
Yeah, exactly. I understand. Fine.
No, I mean, it's fine. I just, you know, it was an interesting story that had like, that had a very polarizing reaction in the comments and shit like that. That's good.
So anyways.
The high school runner who's accused of. Boop bop. Exactly, that one. She's accused? No, so she's being charged with a misdemeanor. But the NAACP is coming in because they say that there is footage from a different angle that supports what she says, that it was an accident.
I don't know. I mean, I have yet to see it. Free her.
Yeah, it's interesting that... She caught you.
So Anthony Mackie was giving an interview just recently. Oh, yeah, this is our last mail topic, Anthony Mackie. And he's quoted as saying, the American male is dead. So, Parks, I sent you the video if you want to play that.
Yeah, so he... What do you mean? Y'all, I guess. The concept of masculinity, I'm sure. Don't. We'll listen to him.
I don't know what he, so that's what I was wondering, like, what did he mean by saying over the last 20 years, like, has killed the American male and the idea of masculinity. But then also when you, do you guys agree with that statement of when you leave the house, you leave your 15 year old in charge? Is that like kind of hoisting too much responsibility on a child's shoulders?
No, I don't mean that. I mean being the protector of the house. Should somebody...
come inside kind of thing like should an intruder come over no he's just saying you just gotta do the check the fucking checks of the house before you go to bed I was left alone okay all I had was dogs and cats and fucking birds and fish okay that's who looked after me he was in the woods somewhere I was not in the woods I was in Toronto he was in the woods I was living in Toronto proper okay it was the city
No, I wasn't in a fucking cabin.
I was not in the woods.
It's just his statement saying the American male is dead and the idea of masculinity is dead and all that other stuff. It just had people interpreting it just different ways.
No, and hold on one second here. What you're alluding to, what you're alluding to.
I know that.
I'm basing it on the last conversation that we had about this where you landed all over the place.
I don't feel like the Doshi conversation applies here because to me, what she was describing, she was describing her preference. And if you're saying that she's describing a type of man that lacks masculinity, then that would lend to the argument.
Hold on.
It's really not. It's really not. A man is telling you something. Let me ask you two something. Let me ask you two something as having daughters. What are the things that you tell? Even that's the point. Oh, my God.
Let her talk. Let her talk. Can I fucking talk?
Thank you fucking very much.
No.
No, he just needs to shut it down.
He completely shut down everything that I put. No, because I can't respond to the doji thing. I can't respond to the bear thing.
You can respond.
Because it all factors in. It does. My fucking argument, when you keep bringing up this bear shit, it's fucking pissing me off because you are being willfully fucking obtuse. All right, stay fucking there. You two, you have daughters.
What is it that you are teaching your daughters in terms of when they go out into the world, how to conduct themselves? In terms, only in terms of their sense of personal safety. Who do they need to keep themselves safe from? Who? And don't, just answer the question.
Okay. The world. Can you be a little bit more specific?
People are fucked up out here today. And I'm just asking you two specifically. Hold on.
We had a handyman that used to come to the house and one day my father was just like, my parents worked and my dad was literally like, he's coming to the house, just give him the money for the work that he did, blah, blah, blah. He came to the house, I was there alone, he was drunk and he tried to do some shit to me.
It was fucking terrifying because I'm in my own fucking house and this is somebody that my parents fucking trusted. And he came there drunk and it was really fucking bad. That is just one experience. There's so many more that I can talk about that happened before the age of fucking 16 years old.
The reality is, is that you can be in the safest environment and still there will be a situation that unfolds where you need to teach your daughters to be careful of predatory behavior. Boys and men. I'm not talking about people. Can I ask you a question? Just wait one second. Anything can fucking happen.
No, he wasn't. He was at work. It was during the day. It was like fucking noon or something like that.
Legislation says different.
Legislation that's being passed. Roe v. Wade being overturned. Anti-abortion laws.
In no way, shape, or form am I fucking denying that at all. I shit all highlighted as much as possible.
Oh, my God. Literally. You don't know. No, stop. Stop. Because the fucking bear is literally just a fucking extreme metaphor for the high rate incidence rate of fucking sexual assault against women and girls. That's it is a fucking metaphor. Get over it. OK, that has nothing to do with the erasure of the concept of the straight youth. It has nothing to do with it.
It has to do with sexual assault. That is it. That is it. That is all. That is it. That is all.
You're right, but I'm very frustrated by the way that that conversation has been handled over the course of months over here. Especially for somebody who has literally experienced it. Literally experienced it more times than I care to count.
Because the two things have nothing to fucking do with each other. Listen, all right, look, look, just wait. Okay. Just wait.
You don't get it. You don't get it. You don't get it.
We are going all over the fucking place. No, I'm just saying that... Listen, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just one second. But you made an excuse for him to... Wait, wait, wait. Just wait. Wait one second. Wait one second. He brought up the bear. He brought it up. This wasn't even part of the fucking conversation right now.
That was just throwing a fucking monkey wrench into the conversation about male masculinity. That has nothing to do with the fucking bear. Got it. It has everything to do with the erasure of men and what it is to be a man. Look.
No, just wait one second.
There was this case that just unfolded in fucking France. And the woman at the helm of this case, her name is Giselle Pellicot. She was 70 years old. And her husband, husband... spent the better part of a decade drugging her and advertising to men to come over and sexually assault her. And she did not know it. And do you know who these men were?
There was like 50 of them, 51 of them got some form of, I don't know, punishment, legal punishment. These men were doctors, plumbers, lawyers. They were family men. They were grandfathers. They were all the things. The whole point is that there is no face of a predator. There's no face. There is no look. There's no nothing. You can't tell. hell.
So when women are talking about sexual assault, it has nothing to do with, you know, be afraid of, you know, men because they're just scary. It's just, there's no fucking picture as to what predatory, what a predator looks like. The predator can look like your next door fucking neighbor. The predator can look like your fucking father.
Well, no, IV drips. Well, did it start with B12 shots?
The predator can be your uncle, can be your brother, can be anybody. That's the whole point.
Here's my thing. Yeah, agreed.
It's not an excuse. I asked a question.
Do you want to know why?
Do you want to know why I asked that?
Do you know why?
This is why I asked it. Yes, ma'am. Simple reason why. Because as black people, black women, black men, we are forced to grow up a lot faster than we should. Okay? We are looked at as more mature than our years actually dictate. Mm-hmm. And that is unfair. That's unfair to both black female children and black male children.
They should be able and they should be allowed to have a childhood, a full childhood. That was the only reason why I asked. Had nothing to do with him making a poor decision.
And I understand that. But Anthony Mackie is very, very rich. He has a lot of money. He has a lot of access to things. I'm just talking about him specifically. I'm not talking about, you know, say the single mom who's got several children and she's got to work two jobs. And yes, then she relies on her children. And I understand that.
And I will give him that he could be considered an exception to the rule. That was the only reason why I asked that question. And it had nothing to do with, you know... the concept of masculinity being bastardized or forced upon him too early. No, it's just like, he's still kind of a kid. And he should be able to be a kid. That's the only reason why I asked it.
both can happen I feel like you know in closing I feel okay I was just gonna say I feel like you know that I had a lot of responsibility put on my shoulders way too early I wasn't allowed to be a kid like for as long as I should have been I wasn't allowed and so that's the only reason why I asked the question it had nothing to do with the concept masculinity look at what you became look at what you became smart intellectual yeah focused determined yeah highlight the positivities of that it's great
I will. But go on. Go.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
uh one of the strongest actually resilient the most will determined yeah uh thanks mom and dad there you go there you go there you go okay all right moving right along
I was burping. I'm sorry.
Okay, all right. Sorry.
Yeah, nigga.
Protein shake.
Let's go, Mel.
We were impassioned.
No, and here's the thing.
What about the young women?
Here's the thing, is like a bunch of guys were also polled. And there was either guys who were like, what the fuck are you talking about? And other guys that were like, yeah, I totally understand what the concept of this metaphor is.
But I will say, you know, to Parks' point, that headline was really clickbaity. I don't think that anything he said was wrong.
Okay, and that wraps up Mel's topics for the day. You bought it.
I'm asking y'all. He came a little early.
I'm just looking, trying to figure out where I can avoid major arteries or organs.
Yeah, I know. That was what I was thinking.
But wait, I thought that was just her 60th birthday. Like, not... That's what she got for herself.
All right, well, congratulations.
Yeah, I think that a woman who wants to do that should go ahead and do that.
Pretty much.
She chose to celebrate it, then hey, more power to her. But you wouldn't do that, right?
Are you?
I think she should do what she wants to do. Whatever makes her happy. Whatever makes her happy.
No, no, no. I don't do that.
I just have some concerns. Like, I have concerns. Some concerns. That's it. That's it, though. But it's not me. It's not me. It's not my choice.
Vivica got to compete out there. Yeah, but cutting into your body like that just creates a whole lot of trauma.
That's right. We listen and we don't judge.
I don't think the 60 year old is competing with a 25 year old girl. Huh? I don't think that in her mind she's competing with a 25-year-old girl.
I'm not.
You don't think so? No, no, no. What? Let her expound. Why do you think that she's incompetent? Why do you choose that age? Why do you think that a 60-year-old hones in on 25-year-olds and saying, I'm in direct competition with you? Why do you think that? That is because that's fucking weird.
I think that that's an assumption on your part.
that they're going for the same men that 25-year-olds are going for. I think that's an assumption.
That's fucking gross, by the way. But it's happening. But hold on.
Like... Cher's. Cher's boyfriend's like 36.
But that's not to say that the average 60-year-old wants a 28 or 35 or 36-year-old. We're not talking about the average, though. Okay.
I don't know. I see bus drivers with fucking BBLs and their fucking 50s and shit like that.
Not meaning I've been on the bus.
Shit.
crosses your fucking timeline you see you know quote unquote regular women cops bus drivers whatever you know who like to show the side by side of what she looks like during the day and what she looks like during the evening women in military clothing those women are not typically 60 years old okay but 40 years old 50 years old like the cop that we was talking about on the last episode with the fat ass I mean she's in this conversation but she's not 60 years old she's not 60 years old listen
We are projecting onto Vivica. We're projecting the fact that we think, we're assuming that she got the BBL because she's- Can I ask you a question? Yeah.
Abso-fucking-lutely. Oh, wait. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
No.
Because I'm not looking, I'm not thinking about another woman being my competition when I'm in, when I'm talking to somebody. I'm not thinking about who else is he seeing. I'm not thinking like that. I'm not. I'm actually, I'm thinking to myself, is this a person that I want to continue talking to?
Is this somebody that I see that our values and our, you know, fucking like... You're being dismissive of my point. I'm not.
Okay. Or that group. Then I am oblivious to the competition. Okay. Okay. That's it. I'm oblivious to the competition. I don't consider it. I don't think about it.
Yeah.
It's entirely possible.
True. However, she also might look in the mirror and say, this is what I want to fix about myself because every time I look in the mirror, I want to see this look like this. She could. You know what I'm saying?
You're right. I am going to stab you. There's a nice block of fucking knives.
I'm not.
I'm... Maybe I'm the exception to the rule where I really am never... I'm oblivious to competition.
The only person I'm in competition with is myself. That's it. That's it. That's all. That's it. That's all.
I don't want it.
It might be okay for you.
No, it's not. However. See, we got to get with some of this.
Just internet shit. However.
Okay, all right. That's fine. Maybe. Hold on. You don't have to. Let me tell you something.
It is, first of all, it is unwise to allow weight to accumulate in the trunk of your body. This is where all your organs are. And the more weight that you accumulate in this part of your body, that is visceral fat. Okay? It is unhealthy. You want to get rid of that. That's number one. Number two.
I don't necessarily agree with, like, a surgical procedure like that just because of the trauma that it does to the body. That's it. I'm not judging anybody. But that is a really, really specific decision to make. And if that's what she wanted to do, then that's what she wanted to do. And she, you know, there's a lot of risks involved.
That just is scary to me. That just is scary to me. That's just scary. Just like the health implications are just scary to me. That's more what I'm thinking of when I see her.
Yeah, just go get some wood therapy, please. Move that edema around.
Okay, so hold on one second here. Did she, in fact, get a BBL?
Or is this just a hair care line celebration? No.
She could just be wearing some, like, fucking shaping garment.
All right, then. Why are you putting a BBL on Miss Vivica and she didn't get one?
If she didn't say so, then if she did not say so, then we can't speculate.
I feel like she would say so.
Do you think that Cassie's going to be called as a witness by the prosecution?
So then fuck the video. Who gave us the shit? We all saw it, and now we're going to have a firsthand account from the person who can literally speak to the entire fucking thing. I don't know if that's how that works.
It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. But that goes with high-profile cases, every single one. Menendez Brothers, fucking O.J. Simpson, everything. Fucking jurors saw shit. Like it unfolded in front of their face. The Menendez brothers got a fucking mistrial the first time around.
So you think that that for that second set of jurors didn't see anything like it doesn't matter who you are, what's happened. Like in this age, you're the jury.
The jury pool is always going to have a certain level of taint.
We heard it.
But you literally can find jurors who can say, you know what? I really can be objective. I want to hear what the defense is going to say. I want to hear his case. I want to judge for myself regardless of anything that I've seen. I believe that you'll be able to find people who feel that way.
And then he said it was his brother.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're just.
Have you seen?
You know. There is none. There is no such thing, you fucking troglodytes.
I said troglodytes.
I think they never hurt anybody.
800, man. I feel great.
Oh, 10 years is Tuesday.
I mean, it's common sense. It's after Valentine's Day.
Like, flowers will probably drop the prices.
All right. Mine is from another legend from the six, Melanie Fiona, Mona Lisa's Smile.
Yeah, it was great.
No, that song was too pretty, you know? You need like dirty music for that.
He's got a thumb like yours?
Okay, all right. I'm sorry. Similar?
I just saw the cover of a magazine that he's on, and it did not look like him.
I'm going straight from here.
Bird flu is fucking shit up. For real. Over here, though.
Well, that was my mindset when I walked in here, so... We'll see, we'll see.
Wasn't there a bird flu outbreak at that point?
I think that is brilliant. They want to pay for fucking eggs.
Freeze, we like this version of you, though.
We like spicy freeze.
That is a great show.
No, not even that. Now I understand what you meant when you said. Yes.
I sit in between two people.
I'm still processing. I'm just still processing.
That's why I'm giving him the fucking evil eye right now.
It's awesome. I mean, not the first time though. Nope. Ooh. It's not even the second. It's not even the third. But thank you.
I am not in that man's mind. I do not know. I will let you guys opine on that.
Wait, wait, wait. How are the two tied in with each other?
No, the problem women were having with the good morning text is that it was sent to like 20 other fucking shit.
It was a group text. That was the issue women have. We do not have issues with affection.
I'm sorry that y'all are fucked up at hiding your shit.
No, I actually want to hear your sick mind. Sometimes it is very, very fucking entertaining. Please go.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
There's only one person I wanted to get it from.
Well, the womp, womp, womp.
It is. Fuck you, nigga. Because I want it from him. And then all the others can just, you know.
Uh, I've seen the shit in the blogs. I read the text messages. Ooh, boy.
Yes, I gathered that from the text message.
And it looks like he wants nothing to do with it.
She's absolutely right. She is. I mean, a lot of people can look at that, you know, before she says that and ask, why would you have a baby with a man who doesn't want to have a baby with you? But that is not the question to be asked. I mean, it's a logical question, but that's not the question. Exactly everything that she stated is what the point is.
And also, if he's already found himself in this predicament more than once, then maybe he should be a little bit more responsible so that he doesn't wind up in this position every single time. We talk a lot about how men like him are targets, but... If you don't take the moving target off of your back with your own behavior, you don't get to throw the responsibility off of your shoulders.
It still is there. And I think that she's absolutely right. I think the question is always posed on the woman. The burden is always placed at her feet rather than asking the guy, why don't you just strap up? Why don't you get a vasectomy? They're reversible. Why don't you do something to be a little proactive about...
winding up in situations like this that wind up being stressful and then spilled all over the blogs for us to know all your fucking personal business.
But that's what I'm addressing is that she's acknowledging the societal issue. That's number one. And number two, there's a woman who would end up in this situation and be like, I am definitely not having your fucking child. I don't know you. You don't know me. That's gross, whatever. But then there's other people who that offends everything about their sensibilities, their morals, et cetera.
And so if they feel like life needs to be protected and regardless of how it happened, like there's people who have been, you know, sexually assaulted, who keep the baby because of their views on abortion. So the fact of the matter is we don't know why she's, you know, she's making the choice and it's her choice to make.
But she's also highlighting the fact that this is not, this is extraordinarily common and the response is what's common. And the response is what needs to be, the thought process around it needs to be reframed.
So he doesn't have any respect for his family and his girlfriend to stop sleeping with other women unprotected?
But that's what she's saying. She's saying the onus really, she's responding to the criticism largely being placed at her feet and saying, you guys, nobody ever puts the onus on the guy.
I have no idea what she was thinking when she got involved with him. I have no idea what he was thinking when he was getting involved with her. I really don't know. But by using her age against her, you know, she's this age and he's that age, we can look at who, which Jalen is it that's with Drea? He seems to be very happy with her. He posts her all day long.
They look like they're in a very involved relationship. So I don't think that the age factor really actually plays a role here because it's not just that he's 23. He has a girlfriend and he has a family. So he's mature enough to have created the family with the girl of his choice, but he's still outside screwing other women unprotected.
No, not, no, fuck, I've used chat with GBT. Not for a response. I meant for what we were saying.
No. Did it happen during Super Bowl?
I want to see it. I want to see it.
Like the dunk contest, I haven't heard anyone really fucking talk about that in years.
What's unfortunate is how many people lose in the situation.
No one thinks about the gaffers. Nobody ever thinks about the fucking gaffers. The show can't be done without the fucking gaffers.
He needs a real good agent.
You saw him with the IFB in his ear?
Do they play it off like it was a hearing aid?
My phone has been on fire, so I've seen a lot since I woke up this morning trying to get ready for 800, but I have not had a chance to actually listen to it.
That would sustain me for the rest of my life. You same. Absolutely. This business is feast, famine, feast, famine. I have gotten adjusted to the feast and I've gotten adjusted to famine. I've sustained on $10,000 for six fucking months at certain points in my life. So yes, $5 million would be fucking amazing. $5 million.
Corey, you don't have a mic. Stop it right now, okay?
It's Valentine's Day.
I guess maybe she's talking about up here. Because she don't know what the fuck's going on in my life and what other revenue streams I have. You're right. She is not my tax attorney. But if she's talking about up here compared to being on her podcast, it is entirely possible that she is absolutely right.
Leo's saying, what's up, Mel?
What were we talking about?
So, yeah, question.
Anytime you go to Texas?
That's for me? Yeah. Aw.
I had no idea how much these cost. It's expensive.
I was shocked at how much they cost. These are not cheap. Thank you. They smell great. They really do.
That whole episode, actually, I was on fire.
Martinelli Mel. I like the dance parties that we've had up here.
There was one point where Imani was dancing around and he pushed you into the fucking... I watched that shit like 20 times crying. Do you remember that shit?
Any favorite guests?
That's why he really liked that episode. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Bernice didn't follow like close second?
He's in a different class.
He's like, he's up here.
Or goes through your underwear drawer and sees what you're missing.
You know, I stood by my convictions. You know, I think that there are times where I think that certain people should not be made fucking famous. And I was like, I'm not contributing to that fucking shit. That was my conviction at the time. I do believe that there are certain people that we make famous and they should not fucking be famous.
Which is fucked up because it's not true. He had to execute. And he could have messed up along the way. He executed the plan and ended up in the direction because he could have fucked up.
That's not what the father was doing. The father wasn't trying to course correct. He just, he was just like, it's all about the name. Yeah. He even talked about his first name. He was like, your mother wanted to name you Arthur.
You needed to be a cow. So it's like, he didn't.
Yeah, something like that. So the father was basically saying, you're irrelevant. You're literally just going to be a figurehead in anything that I position for you. So it's just like, it was such an empty exchange.
He wanted to be a school teacher.
Yeah. The father was basically saying, your life is my life to lead. That's it. You don't have a choice in the matter.
Well, I got plans.
And I got plans. You're so fucking.
I've got some dinner plans.
Somewhere I have not been before. Yeah, it's been on the bucket list for a second.
Just eating ribs in bed and shit. Eating ribs and eating ass.
When she gets to Jersey, I'll take her to the gym with me.
I got too busy with other shit.
When they profit from it.
You mean when they profit from it? Is that what you're saying? Okay.
Yeah, as long as everyone's consensual. Yeah, consenting would be great.
So it's too niche?
That was a good investment, yeah.
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So she's telling the girl that you can keep... Yes, because it's in reverse. So she's telling that you can keep the girl.
She's sneak dissing. No. Why are you saying anything at all?
Didn't he tell you the truth?
We should play that as a comparison.
I was just saying, we're doing, we often, we oftentimes do comparisons, so we're saying that it's the Supreme Haters song.
To who? From who? Where, where? Who, huh? What's happening? She was...
I'm just drinking some Martinelli.
It is not. It has been changed a million times over.
That I cannot say.
How else would you be dressed?
About three. About three times. Absolutely. Yeah.
Actually, my trainer has offered to put you guys on a cleanse if you want to.
To kind of kickstart the whole situation.
21 days.
You don't mind. How about that? Unfortunately, people are just coming up to me and they're like, hey, yo, Mel. And I'm just like...
Oh, hell the fuck yeah. That is the one time that I did read the comments. Boy, they did not disappoint.
rest in peace Roy Ayers Smith & Wesson also has a new album that's pretty dope go check that out and Mel you're up to bat alrighty I am going to play new old music okay you know in remembrance of Dwayne Wiggins Tony Tony Tony one of my favorite songs ever made whatever you want my son bitch I wanted to play that actually like a couple of months ago it's cool ain't nothing wrong with it It's okay.
Since spring and summer is right around the corner.
You asked for it.
So a credit card authorization form wouldn't work?
Oh, oh, yeah.
We were so glad to see you.
I never did the latter. I know, but I still put it in there. Okay, okay.
Oh, just working on some H&B stuff.
You bodied that, Mel. That's hilarious.
She cannot play the motherfucking drops.
No, you were not the only one. Okay.
Please tell us.
Yeah, I'm people. I'm people. What is the average salary of a New York City cop?
That's not bad.
What?
And she might have been living out a dream. To be a video vixen.
Yes, that would have been different. Then they could have had a cause for concern or reprimand. No, she was just in lingerie, popping ass.
Yes.
There was an actual song.
Told me to shut the fuck up, yes.
Yeah. That was mine.
She better not have done it for free. What? All this shit.
Huh?
I mean.
You don't think he threw her like a nice $500? No.
I do. I think she got a nice, cool $500 to do that. Absolutely.
Not even my first video.
No, that is so far from the truth. Absolutely not.
Yeah, I'm having second thoughts on that.
Well, maybe I'm off. Well, if there is a morality clause, then honestly, all the outside behavior of cops assaulting their wives should be taken into account. But it never is.
She's okay. She's not getting reprimanded. She's not, she hasn't been suspended with or without pay. She good. And she's got her, you know.
It's just people talking. That's it. That's it.
Oh, that's how he got her?
Yeah, me too.
So it was true for a moment. It was true for a little bit of time. And then it wasn't true anymore.
Shout out to love. Yeah. Love your life.
The crazy part is that you performed the best. At the game.
You know you did. Yeah, you did.
Yes.
Okay, so when you saw the name, did you recall who it was?
Okay.
And wait, can I ask what time this was? Because that matters. That definitely matters. That does matter. If it's like 9.30, it's fine.
That's not bad. If it was 1.30, you might have a problem.
I believe you.
But there's still some cleanup that probably just needs to be done that you're not aware of. And then it calls. And you're like, oh, shit.
You crazy, girl? Listen, these days are long gone for me.
He's been waiting to be tagged in.
I was trying to tag you in.
We didn't think you were coming.
Oh, no. Not at all.
It basically means you like pain inflicted on you. A glutton for punishment. He don't care.
And especially when the numbers run up, too. Like, that eases the pain. Ain't the numbers supposed to run up? No, they are, but it eases the pain. It's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, call me a fat motherfucker. Ching, ching, motherfuckers. I ain't going to lie to you.
It was Southwest. First go, first serve. Yeah, pretty much. And it was a really short flight, too. It was from Houston to Phoenix.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
It did go back to the gate. And apparently she was running back.
It was a she. And she was running up and down the aisles.
It looked like she did have some ass. She was running up and down the aisles for a good 25 minutes. Nobody stopped her.
And they got to call the cops for that?
People allow you to do it all the time. Well, sometimes you're sitting up.
That seems excessive. Wake me up, my nigga. Yo, yo, big dog, big dog, big dog.
The problem is you guys wear clothes that are way too comfy and give you a lot of room. You know what I'm saying? You have to have like a pair of jeans or something like that. Like something from your... Your normal weight. Hanging up as a fucking reminder. And then you try to put those fuckers on at least once a month.
I don't necessarily think that.
Yeah, that would be the only time I was ever a stewardess. Or playing one on like a major TV series or something like that. Oh, okay. Like Entourage. All right.
Okay, big dog.
And if you can't button that shit or get it up over your hips and ass, you're wiling.
Parks, you're the exception to the rule up here, okay?
Six, five, you got a lot of weight distribution. I was horrible. High metabolism.
They were mad.
If you make it so.
Well, you got money.
That's heartbreaking.
You ain't poor. You doing well. You doing pretty fucking good.
Yep.
Yeah. I mean, that's how I've been on it, but... He's catching heat on Twitter.
About using his kid as a shield. That's the reference. So you see how he keeps making public appearances, but he always has his kid on his shoulders. This is the first time anybody's ever seen him walking around or acknowledging a kid. But he's using this kid, and people are like, he's using this kid as a shield.
He wears a Kevlar vest on his chest, and he always has his kid somewhere around on his shoulders. So he's protecting his head, using his kid as a shield. That is the consensus from everybody who's watching it.
I get. I rate Twitter.
I get. I mean, it's angry. It's an angry, angry place. I don't.
Yeah, there's a porn. A lot of Trump ads. Yes. You know, so yeah, it's everything. JBTV community stuff.
Not really.
I'm back. I'm back there.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm saying I'm protecting my peace.
No, it's the same. She's booked and busy. I am, though, but it's the same as Freeze. I don't actively go into a platform just to read the comments. I got you. It will be like for you page or mentions and things. I see it, and I might respond.
Okay, there we go.
Right, no.
That's personal.
Who's booked you at the new fee? Don't get in my business. Don't get in my business.
They love me in that tape.
Damn.
People really did enjoy the group activity, so much so that I did a poll.
I see that. So I asked everybody what should be the next group activity. 4,587 responses. Mel teaches Pilates, bowling, escape room, paintball.
View results.
I wouldn't necessarily say I was chilling.
She rented out a studio. It was a dream of mine to have a studio. But also. He's so dumb.
61% Mel teaches Pilates. Of course. 11% bowling, 17% escape room, 12% paintball.
I told you, sometimes the shit just filters across me. You can't not see it.
The trades, the trade, the trade conversation.
You!
Yes. Oh. This still counts. This still fucking counts. I'm still a little perturbed by that situation. You have to put something of value in the trade. Okay.
Listen. Listen. You know what I told you. I want to get a private studio so that your ego does not take a hit. You know what I'm saying? I'll do Pilates. So now that we know that we can rent things like basketball courts and studios. Sure. Yes. Yes, what? Yes, let's rent a studio.
He sure did. Yeah, come on now.
He did, he did, he did.
And it worked out.
But guess what? Yeah. Guess what?
It's our favorite part of the show.
No cheese, though. Chives.
Fantastic.
That's true. They'll look at you funny like, are you sure? No, they don't allow it.
It's easy. Just put the little rubber band on the top.
I mean, if we're in a movie theater and there's chicken nuggets.
Oh, yes.
What the fuck?
He wouldn't. How? The guy who ordered chicken nuggets at, say, like, I don't know, the Hunting Fish Club, he does not check all the boxes.
No. If we're at the fucking hunting fish club, we're here for a reason. We're here for a reason. We're here for top shelf shit. And you order chicken fucking nuggets?
Christ on a cracker, no. There is no such thing.
They don't really care about our participation. I'll wear a fluffy tracksuit. I'll wear a fluffy tracksuit.
Because he addressed it, but go on.
Well, this is what he said. He said he can't repeat the words because they're not suited for FCC airwaves. But he said that he wasn't going to address it, but everything went viral. That wasn't the basketball player confronting me. That was a parent. That was a father. And I can't sit here and be angry or feel slighted by LeBron James in any way in that regard.
Worked out this morning.
He clearly took exception to some of the things that he heard me say, and he confronted me about it. And... Basically said LeBron's agent has his number and can call him if he wants to.
Why? Do you think that Stephen A takes the opportunity to be extra critical because it's LeBron's son?
What do you mean? I mean, this is my normal everyday routine.
That is funny.
Good. So why didn't you bring a couple with you? Oh, shit. I'm sorry. We started talking about bringing our own water. Fuck, Ish has them all marked in the fridge.
Just a small prank.
I did not, no. Because it had Ish's name on it.
Much. Andrew Cuomo is older than me.
I feel like it was towards the end of the pod.
We talked a little bit about it before you got here. Do you have anything to add?
He sounds like a dinosaur.
He sounds really privileged and really fucking antiquated. He sounds like a dinosaur right there, not really understanding why.
He might be priced out of that conversation.
Nice little callback right there.
So those type of... Your goals can change along the way, though, due to exposure. Okay, true. And this could be your passion.
There is actual footage of you telling me to shut the fuck up. Coming here, talking to you guys about your health. Six months, eight months, ten months, twelve months? Mm-hmm. And talking about actually doing a Pilates class with all of you on camera.
Optics.
Dochi, great example of somebody who does it for the art and produces.
It can exacerbate it, but usually it's there.
Facts.
You might get shelved completely. and then your hands are bound and you can't put shit out unless the label says so. True.
Yeah, it's clear that he didn't hear Chapel Roan's speech when she won the Grammy. Like, she laid it out as a young artist, you know, being shelved at a major and then dropped during pandemic. Like, she laid it out. Yeah.
Shut up. Hey, Harry. I did not DM him. Hey, Pierre. Stop the madness. No, I fucking did not. It's okay.
Okay, we were talking. Hey, buddy. I woke up.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Those are my words?
And in addition to that, a couple of y'all up here talk to the opps.
Y'all talk to the motherfucking opps and have been.
And I don't say nothing. I don't say don't talk to.
Maybe I should say several.
I don't know who the ops are.
I know. It's three.
That's not true. Listen, Mufasa and Tiana, that is where we're at right now.
This is a conversation that keeps being brought up to me, so I am now in turn responding and trying to dead it.
No.
Moving right along to Tiana and Mufasa.
Don't be lit. At Beyonce and Jay's gold party?
Yeah. Tiana's starring in a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio, Tiana.
She's happily married.
Very happily married.
Nia Long.
I ain't going to do that, though.
Nia's her. Not Halle? It will always be her.
I want to say like 27, 28. She's engaged to Tom Holland. Yeah, she's engaged to Spider-Man. Yeah, Spider-Man, yeah.
You're about to say something. You ain't going to lie.
Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, it feels really good right now, actually. It does. It feels really good. How you feeling?
He said it. No. Joe, do it. All right, what else we got on the list? Joe, just say the voice.
Unfortunately, we have to say R.I.P. to a couple of really big names.
Yes. And in addition to that, unfortunately, Dwayne Wiggins, one of the founding members of Tony, Tony, Tony, it has been confirmed that he passed away.
That is just heartbreaking. So heartbreaking.
Life insurance? She keeps asking people for money. She was getting a lot of money.
But did everybody notice that her lifestyle kind of upgraded? Like new cars?
Oh, got it, got it. So she's doing it to keep up appearances. Got it.
Did you see the one with Nick Cannon?
Okay, it's a good episode.
I think so, yeah.
How would it go?
He going outside? He going to get some pussy. Yeah, yeah.
It's terrible. It's terrible. We're at the age where we are losing our legends.
I swear. I swear. I feel like that was a health joke at us.
That's hate right there.
Fuck that. I was there at 6.45 in the morning today. Pilates? The gym.
He was a good guy.
Good.
Yeah, sure. You've driven by it on the way to the airport.
I mean, everybody wanted me to, like, read comments. And so I was like, that's overkill. And I'm sure they've seen everything as it is.
Boy, you are so lucky. All y'all are lucky you didn't really hurt yourselves.
Like, in terms of, like, well... Yeah, but in terms like knees and shit like that, somebody could have torn a meniscus and fucked up. No, I swear, you guys have got to know when my tone of voice is just, you know, it's care. It's care. Like, I love y'all. I don't want to see you hurt. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Let me save you from yourself. You mean Minister Farrakhan.
And that's why I keep stressing Pilates because it's about mobility and y'all don't really have it.
I'm part of the staff.
I'm not saying that they weren't... Michael Jackson, all of them. I'm not saying that they weren't already big attorneys. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that... It's narcissism. Okay, forget it.
You mean Mark Furman?
These tapes came out. We all know you. Can you answer Mel's question about if he didn't see the whole thing?
Guess who's going to be in this bitch's ass. It's her. It's her.
Nothing. I did not say anything.
I'm not doing. Listen. I'm listening.
What'd I do?
Nope, that never happened.
I couldn't believe it. Was anything that I said untrue?
I think he's basically saying if you invite him to your house, he will talk to your mom.
Those blue cowboy boots? Did you see those shits?
It's not an insult. It's not an insult. It's not an insult. No, it's not an insult.
Is that like the, remember those red boots that you had? The cartoon-like looking?
But we just now all figured it out collectively.
In a Cetaphil commercial?
What happened? What was the idea behind that? Do you know?
Yeah. I just wondered if this was like the new trend that we should be avoiding.
It looked fucking insane.
They look crazy.
I think he had music out because of the whole Josh and Drake.
Like, that might not be him. Jared Drake Bell is an American actor and musician.
Oh, the Quincy Jones tribute.
No, I was just looking up all the news articles about Prince Estate to see if there was anything other than... Anything juicy. Yeah, just about the heirs and whatnot. But it's really just all about the documentary. Prince had any children? Mm-mm.
That other playlist. Yeah, that might not work in your favor. Yeah, like Drew Hill sleeping in my bed.
Why do you use the word defiance, though?
Never. This nigga's crazy.
I'm going to be one of those boys. Chill.
If you like a salacious Nicole Kidman movie, you should watch The Paperboy.
Yeah, it's her and... Is that about a newspaper? No, not even a little bit. It's her, Zac Efron. Ooh. She was knocking the paperweight down. Let me go look this up. She does some wild shit in this movie.
No, no, no. You have to watch it because no description I ever give will give it justice. You have to see what she fucking does in this movie.
Oh, Sebastian Maniscalco. Fam. Right. Mel, get out.
I got another suggestion for y'all.
You know, the show The Hunting Party made me think of there's a movie called The Hunting Party. Has anybody ever seen it?
Okay. It has Terrence Howard, Richard Gere. And Jesse Eisenberg in it. It is a fucking fantastic movie. It came out in like 2011. I don't know anybody else that's ever fucking watched it. But it is fucking incredible. Get on that Plex. Just as an aside.
I'm with you though. It's worth it. Trust me. It's a very, very, very, very good movie. Very underrated.
I mean, I'm a cinephile. I just be going down a deep.
I heard you, sis. Cinema.
Mine is called Speakerphone, Trust Issues by Gene Doe.
Yeah, it's only February. Ooh.
A Super Bowl party.
Probably going to go to Brooklyn Chophouse tonight. No, you're not.
Meet up with a couple of folks and then... Which floor in Brooklyn Chophouse? I don't know. Wherever.
Yeah, wherever the wind blows. I'm just going with the flow this weekend. And then tomorrow I'm going to my studio to check on my set.
No, no, no, no.
What he used to do.
Girl, I'll always be there when you need a shoulder to lean on.
Huh? That sounded like it hurt.
That was a nice walk down memory lane.
That was a good one. Yeah. Y'all remember what you were doing? What was life like at that time?
Was that one of your songs? Was that one of your MySpace songs? Put It On Me?
Nobody remembers what their MySpace song was. Come on.
MySpace did teach us a little bit of coding.
Thank you. Thank you.
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He did not. You did not.
Why would he say that?
Khaled, if it wasn't true.
He been quiet.
Good. I found the definition of bromance. Would you like me to read it?
A bromance is a very close and non-sexual relationship between two or more men. It is an exceptionally tight, affectionate, homo-social, sorry, male.
It's up. And Drake looks at silence as complicity.
I'm not speaking. Listen, you just said Scorpio. I am a Scorpio, so I'm speaking from the standpoint of Scorpio.
Yeah, a Scorpio can look at silence as complicity. I'm not saying that's what he does. I'm saying that that is the way he could be looking at things.
It said non-sexual. Non-sexual.
Is it Nickelodeon?
And it's from Nickelodeon, right?
No, it's not. It's far from.
Yeah, male bonding relationship exceeding that of usual friendship and is distinguished by normal friendship by particularly high level of emotional intimacy.
That's fact.
What'd you say?
Yes. Yeah. And it also changes.
Yeah, I think if he had his choice, he would not be in Australia.
Yeah, but there's a certain echelon of women that he can get. He doesn't have to just, you know, date. you know, bottle service girls or whatever. He really has his pick of women around the world, different statuses, different, you know, incomes or, you know, inheritances or whatever.
We're not talking about who fucks who at what time we're talking about. We're talking about the echelon of women in terms of status and whatnot.
Parks by... Bring back the real freak. Bromance. Bromance. Flip by... Nah.
I didn't see it.
We'll look at it on the break. I didn't see it. Don't worry about it.
Is it like high-waisted?
Oh, when you wear high-waisted things.
Salma Hayek.
I'm going to a watch party.
You got to ask Mel.
Hey. With an empty plate. Like, hey, or it's Tupperware. Just fill it.
Okay, whatever. My little to-go containers.
It is a woman thing.
Have you gone to another appointment?
You don't remember when he told us that he went to go get his bikini line lasered?
But why'd you do that? Because it makes it look bigger.
In my experience, guys who get lasered or waxed or shaved, it makes it look bigger.
Aerodynamics, yes.
No, it's very basic.
Ain't nothing going to happen. None.
In my opinion, yes.
Can I ask you a question?
Real question. Do you think that the video that we saw with Cassie, do you think that that was an isolated incident? Or do you think that that was a repeated incident and that is just who he was?
Okay. That was my only question.
No, I understand. I understand.
I understand. So the only reason why... Trafficking.
The only reason why I was mentioning that is because that was written in Cassie's lawsuit. Okay. And so before anybody saw the video, everybody had doubt. A lot of people expressed doubts. He doubled down and he was just like, yo, fuck this shit and fuck her. I'm not paying. And then the video came out and everybody was like...
Oh, so doesn't it lend to, I don't know, just a simple one, two, three kind of thing that whatever she did put in her lawsuit, more of that could actually be true, which leads to what he is charged with?
Everything that she's alleging.
I totally get that. But like Joe said, like two things can be true at the exact same time.
Yeah. I mean, but that's what the whole justice system is about, is you've been charged with a crime, you have your day in court, the process plays out, and then the jury decides. That's what it's supposed to be about. And before we talk about how the system treats black men, I'm just taking that off the table. I'm just answering Joe's question.
So if Donald Trump comes along and just pardons him, I think that that would be very on brand for Donald Trump to do. And I think that that would be wildly disappointing, especially if the jury does find that the prosecution offered a believable case. And they, you know, they vote to convict. I think that a lot of people will just lose a lot. They've already lost a lot of faith.
In the justice system. In the justice system. But I think that that would allow, that would make people feel like there's just no actual hope. And especially as it relates to his behavior towards women and the accusations that have been made against him in terms of like all the numerous sexual assaults.
Two percent of like, you know, people who commit sexual assaults or, you know, our word are convicted of these crimes. Like women are just so used to these crimes, just going just feeling like you can't report it. Or when you do report it, you know, you're you're abused and you're victimized even more by like the victim blaming and the victim shaming and stuff like that.
And then the perpetrator gets away like it just it just kind of erodes your soul, I guess. You know, so that's just that's just how me and I'm pretty sure a significant amount of the population would look at that if that is exact, if that's what happens.
All right. All right. What y'all gonna do? Cancel my sneaker deal. Cancel my record deal. Freeze my account. Fuck all y'all niggas. Slavery is a choice. I'm speaking my mind now. I ain't editing shit ever again. Fuck Diageo. All you please come at me. That's how we spot the coons. Let these white people and Jewish people tell you what to do and say fuck Diageo and fuck all y'all niggas in advance.
Yeah, I'm going to get to that.
So Michael Rappaport tweeted something in the middle of all this. Some people are responding. So he said, Let's see. Anybody who works for me that don't agree, fuck you, quit. You most likely charging too much anyway.
We are all being used by the system. Every tweet I make promotes Elon's platform and the most lit person that ever been on Twitter. Shopify is not my platform. I'm the one man army because no other celebrity or non-celebrity got the power to do shit and they wouldn't even if they did. I'm above any other celebrity that's ever existed. I look down on them and they look up at me. Know that.
And I want y'all to all know that I am the fucking top nigga in history. No nigga in history has ever spoke their mind and lived, so why the fuck would I stop now?
And also the problem is that you can't even trust legacy media anyways because look at the Washington Post. They on a take. It's owned by Jeff Bezos. It's owned by Jeff Bezos.
You know, so there's all of these, like, massive, you know, media conglomerates. They are bought and paid for.
All right. I think I might have said this one already, but fuck Virgil. No, you didn't.
Okay, sorry. All right, let's stop right there, which is insane.
Rage baiting is the most effective way to become viral, more so than talking about sex, relationships, gender, or shit. Rage baiting is the number one way.
He's literally saying, I don't give a fuck. And I have more money than... He gives a fuck.
Trivialized.
Well, he says slavery is a choice, so, you know.
Well, he responds to that.
And I also think that people really, like, they don't even think about the investment. Like, they are not invested in him. They're like, I don't give a shit what he's fucking saying. I like the fucking shoes.
No, there is, you're going to act like there's nobody who thinks that way.
I'm good. I'm fabulous. How are you?
No, I'm not. I'm not.
All right, you guys can watch. I can't stop you from watching.
No, that's a proactive thing.
What's the name of it? It's a psychological suspense.
Trapped in the Spotlight. It's a co-host, me and Monique Coleman.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, we're kidnapped victims and stuff.
Thank you. Thank you.
Fuck, is this, I was like, is this not going to play like while All-Star Week, you know, All-Star Game is on? No, nope. I think it's the day before.
A lifetime, lifetime deal.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
It's fine. Yes. Please come in with a review because it is, I'm sure it will be hilarious. Edibles? Sure. Please take some edibles. Yes.
Has this person claimed, you know?
That's why he going bald. Romance.
Would you say that Mahomes is better than Tom Brady?
Just in whatever capacity.
Come up with like three criteria.
He is avoiding your question.
No, you're right. I did not.
What makes you think that he did it after watching this doc versus all the rest?
You know they said this in all the other docs.
No, I basically said, what about this documentary led you to believe?
Yeah, but it was also narcissism on their parts.
Oh, no, man. Okay, look. No, hold on a second. Hold on. When you are a defense attorney, when you are a criminal defense attorney, this is your stage. This is your stage. And you are about to be on the biggest stage of your fucking life defending OJ Simpson in a double fucking murder in a televised trial. If you win this shit... you are going to have client... You're going to be rich.
I understand that, but this is also happening in L.A. where everything is very TV-esque. Like, I'm not making this up. There is a certain element.
Last name. It wasn't big at that time. This is 1994.
And we're going to give you a nice little capsule collection.
Kardashian was not a big name in 1994. He wasn't even a criminal attorney at that time.
I'm holding the motherfucker down. You're giving me money.
Mine is called I.F.Y. by Leia the... Leo.
It ends with an X, so I don't know.
Yeah, but that's not even a word.
All right. Okay. It's called I.F.Y.
I think it's Leia.
Nah. Is it Naya Blackman?
I should have won.
I should have fucking won.
Tell them. The Sleeper Award for the year? Yeah, I should have fucking won.
I said it when I heard he won. Yo, Mel.
Oh, okay, fine. Yes, okay.
I might be a hater. No, see, even that's hate.
It's possible. I found you. But congratulations to him.
I ain't saying nothing.
I'll congratulate him when he's here.
Yeah, no, no, close second.
Fine, whatever.
You did come in second. That's why you got the runner-up t-shirt.
Well, you did.
Exactly. That's exactly the way that I feel.
I should have won, yeah.
We're all haters up here. Fuck that.
I don't give a fuck either.
It is what it is.
Yeah, fuck it.
We congratulate.
Sometimes, yeah.
Yeah. I just did it.
I saw some eggs for $17.99.
I got high cholesterol anyways. I just got fucking egg whites in the carton.
Look, look, look. Oh, that's the dude in his DM.
Sometimes there's a statute of limitations. And sometimes, sometimes they don't deserve to have shit held down. Sometimes they don't. Other people, they kept it P the whole time. So I held it down.
It's reciprocal energy. It's just reciprocal energy.
That's all I'm going to say because I'm holding the motherfucking down.
That's the ultimate in holding it down is when they stop and you just continue.
I miss you, boy.
But wait, it's beep. Situations. What? Will arise. Will arise.
I thought you said freedom. I just saw him.
I don't recall my face talking at all.
Melissa Savannah Ford. Listen, I know my face talks when a lot of times when this... Yo, leave that.
Yo. He gonna kill you. Beep that, too.
Batman Forever.
I have a little bit of a checkered past.
Being on spaces by ourselves. Facts. Get away. Get away. Give me some space. I just need some time.
I was. I was. I was in survival mode up until a couple years ago. Shit.
You see me on the laptop. You see me just doing my shit by myself. And you want to have a conversation right now. Can't wait to shit. Wait.
You have no idea how I'm keeping this fucking house up and running.
I'm not just on a laptop. I'm on motherfucking Chase. I'm moving around the money. I'm working and sweating and still trying to show up and be a man for you.
Wiggity. I've been to your churches a little bit. Our father.
You're about to see me on that red carpet at the Gracie Awards. That's about to happen, yo.
We got some custom shit in there. Hey! Talk to them.
Big B. It's happening here.
Big. Shout out to y'all. Write it down.
I went and got a facial by your girl.
Yeah, you didn't want to share the information, but it's cool. We found each other.
It's a very small community out here.
Shout out to Tosh. Shout out to Tosh.
She is the bomb.
Yeah, she's amazing.
So that was what I did this week.
I'm working. Hot and bothered shit. It's just the grind. The grind. This is how I won a Gracie Award.
The grind. The grind. The grind.
Totes. Totes. And let me tell you something. You know what this opened up the door for me?
To find out how to get nominated for all the rest.
I'm coming for NAACP award. Girl, you not black.
I have a dream that I will win an NAACP award. I'm manifesting that. Don't get in my motherfucking way. I'm sorry, I'm not.
I mean, everybody was at a puff party.
Well, do we want to start with R.A.P. Val Kilmer and talk about his body of work? I mean, shit.
Well, R.A.P. Val Kilmer, he was like, I was reading in this article where it was talking about how, you know, he was kind of a mercurial figure on sets. And I was like, let this have been something about a woman. It would have been like, she was a fucking bitch. But anyways, whatever. He was.
No, I'm not. It's not a shot at Val at all.
More of a shot at Time Magazine because y'all are on some bullshit, okay?
That part, yes. Just let the tribute be the tribute.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Let's go, man. Let's go. I want to betray you so bad, but it's all good. Give me Mel in her thoughts.
Gracie's are big.
And also the optics. You know, he wanted to show the optics of extreme rapid growth. You know, so expanding to the purchase of the building and then the huge staff and that sort of thing. Like the optics allowed him to, you know, kind of like be as boisterous as he was towards you and everybody else.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
There was so much change.
No, Mel took the exit ramp because Mel was now a television correspondent at the time, okay?
Talk that shit, Mel.
Nobody retired. I retired from my motherfucking ass.
But the... Mandy.
What was also happening at the same time was there was a dramatic restructuring of shit.
You know, the music industry took a massive hit where they no longer controlled the output of their product. And so videos was the first place where you saw the budgets go from, like, super inflated $600,000 to, like, fucking $50,000 for, like, a Nas video. You know, a Nas and Common video. It was crazy. And so you got to get... You got to get... You got to get the $500 girls. What?
Not to say that they weren't beautiful. That is not to say that they were not beautiful. Straight from DR. Well, or other places.
Stop it, freak. Columbia! Do you have your passport? What? Do you have your shorts?
Do I need to reiterate my last point? All right.
No, there's nothing wrong with that. But I would be shocked if I ever saw you do a sponsor dance.
I will always have Grace.
I was wondering.
In it by the Ugg store?
Does it make you want to buy?
OK. That sounds like a lot.
They played opera outside.
Usually they play classical music and opera music to keep the kids from loitering.
Because Canada did that with our transit system, like the trains and shit like that.
Thank you. It is a big deal.
That shit was clear.
They're about to start criminalizing it.
I definitely did not want to announce a nomination. Why not?
Well, when you go to L.A., why don't you ask that? Because I think that there's a reason why a lot of unhoused people do not want to go to the shelters. And I think that for, like, women, I think that a lot of, you know, S.A. happens in there.
No, I'm sorry, but there's definitely a reason why.
If we're talking about homelessness, then, you know, we've got to talk about all the factors. But back to, you know, back to kicking Adam's back in.
And I said my shining, winning personality. And then here comes Flip.
That's what she said, by the way. A lot of women get... Girl!
Back to kicking Adam's back in. Go ahead.
No, because if I lost, then I'd have to be like, it was an honor just being nominated.
That's an honor, bro.
That one was too.
Sure it is. Let me tell you something out of the two cities. New York is the harder one. That's what I said.
That's fact. Yeah. But I just, because I just didn't want to, you were nominated, but you didn't win. I just, listen.
You were kicking Adam's back in.
Listen, I got motherfuckers screaming at me from the motherfucking nosebleeds all day long.
I don't think we're feeling the impacts just yet. But I feel like, you know, with this new tariff, with the new tariffs in place, we're going to start to feel it. Oh, yeah, for sure. All of our former allies are literally like, this is the worst decision that could have ever been made.
I don't know. I don't know. I kind of, I don't feel like this is, I don't feel like this is the play. I feel like there's something obviously going on behind the scenes.
I know, but listen.
Oh, my fitness pal.
I just, I'm, I'm just, I just want to be humble about the whole situation, but thank you guys for being my cheerleading.
Ramen noodles.
That's not ghetto. Go with that.
Like, different spices?
Anyways, back to the scamming. Okay.
Wait, like hard-boiled eggs, right?
I guess that's my white side.
That's how, yeah.
It was a tough year. That was a fucked up year. And somehow, someway, somebody that I was loosely associated with presented this option to me. It was like an all expense trip to Europe. And all I had to do was just take some money over there and then collect something and bring it back. All you had to do. And so I remember just this clandestine meeting happening in a car outside my house.
Get a superstar.
You scraped the plate? I know that.
It was a shareable amount.
Yeah, you finished the series.
You eat the rest of the leftovers. Yeah, that's some fucked up shit.
I feel like it's up my alley.
I don't know what was happening at the time. I think I got Homeland. I think Homeland was like my thing at the time.
Arliss has... Will Arnett. I think that's his name.
Three people in the car that I don't know who they are other than the guy I loosely have an association with.
Actually, no, white people, they can tolerate the cold a lot better than us.
And then do like the polar plunge in Antarctica and do all those fucking, you know, Lake Michigan swims.
Well, my mom maybe was there. Yes, I don't know.
Well, my mom would come in and yell at me. Just yell?
She would be like, are you paying the heating bill in here?
She's like, just put on a sweater. I'm like, Ma, it's Canada. It's winter. It's December.
Melissa, go get some molasses now. Go tap a tree. Make maple syrup.
My mom had a lot going on in her own life. She was a single parent at this point. So it was hard to keep track of her 20-year-old daughter who was like, God knows what she was getting into. So I'm outside in the car. It's like up the block from the house. So my mom doesn't even know where I'm at. I could be at the store. I could be at the gym.
I was roaming free. So we're inside the car. It's snowing. It's the dead of winter. And they're just explaining the whole situation of how we're all going to travel together, you know, with this with money. And all we have to do is collect these packages and then bring them back.
We got a couple of days in Amsterdam and whatnot. And I don't know. Something about the whole situation seemed a little shady. Something. Yeah. So I didn't end up going through with it. But it was tempting at the time.
Yeah, this is pre. Oh, she could have got it off.
I mean, I might not be sitting here talking to you all about it.
You would have got it off. Anyways, I didn't end up doing it. This time. This time, yeah. I didn't end up doing it.
Maybe one more time. Maybe one more time. But that was definitely like go to Mexico.
There's no jobs left.
Staying at home is the lesser of two evils.
Just create a character off of him.
Like, what kind of paperwork was he showing you?
What did he buy with the 7 mil?
Like there's not cameras everywhere that would caught that shit.
Yeah, they do.
I was going to say, New York doesn't have the death penalty.
Okay, wait. Let me preface it with this. So we're writing on the board and we were talking about a couple of basketball players who got super duper scammed, right?
But this is the conversation you guys were having, just the length of his probation. There's gonna be something that he does that's considered more than just an infraction.
And what did he say under the picture?
Oh, got it. Okay. All right.
Is that minestrone?
I don't know if it's like different state to state, but like I've heard guys say when they tried to pay more than the monthly fee. they wouldn't, they wouldn't allow them to do it. No. They have to, every month, this amount until... They shoulder lean on.
No, they were not confiding in me.
I don't want to talk about, I don't want to tell who the source is, but that's just, that was to my understanding. Yeah, sometimes they don't allow it. Where did this information come from that he paid it all in one shot? Just on the internet.
Cox Sources, okay, got it.
Okay, what'd she say?
Flip, was that the video you were talking about?
Okay. I literally have to make this clear. She's 38. First of all, I gotta say, I've never seen her before. She is stunning. She's really beautiful.
That shit is nasty, fam. No, no, no. So let me make you understand something, okay? I keep trying to make you understand that there is women that are not of my ilk that I cannot speak on on their fucking behavior. Yes, ma'am, you said it. I cannot.
I would not do something like that. I don't understand the mentality. I don't get it.
I didn't. I'm sorry. She's pretty. I'd never seen her before.
I mean, and so that could be part of the allure. What did you think of her voice? It could be why it keeps happening.
That voice is very, that baby voice. That's what get them. That seductive little voice whispering in your ear. Yeah.
That commentary was wild.
Come on. Calling other people's progeny fucking Section 8 babies? Like, that shit was fucking so out of pocket.
So then the next line is craziest scams you've ever heard or been involved in. So I'm going to ask, is this where we want to start?
Hey, you get too friendly.
I'm still going to be at Home Depot. Listen, nigga. I ain't never seen him outside of Lowe's. Nigga, you can't meet the workers outside of Lowe's.
Hold it down. Okay.
Are we congratulating Carmelo Anthony?
You waited for some reason.
That girl, Mel, boy. We were rounding the corner. Hey, you can't fuck up, boy.
I mean, I was at the game when they retired Vince's jersey.
A pit stop. Hello, hello, hello. Yo, it's mad pits. Hey, big male. Hey! Fucking loser. Nigga, not loser. Nigga, you thought you was doing something more? Finish him. Mortal Kombat. Cyber Blast. Fatality.
If this was a reoccurring thing, why would the behavior change?
I cannot. No, because.
And the suit also claims that Jones and another defendant, Breonna Mack.
Well, I mean, it's happening now. Okay. So the suit also claims that Jones and another defendant destroyed property at Diggs' apartment and refused to leave. Facts. That's bullshit. She allegedly broke into his home, broke a $130,000 wristwatch, damaged his gaming system with threats to ruin his career unless he paid. Oh, no. That's the long and short of it, you know?
Well, you mean maturity-wise? Yeah. Okay, maybe. So then I just kind of, like, I was sitting there and I was stoned as fuck. And I was looking out at the crowd. I was like, I should not fucking be here. And I saw, like, one of my homies who's...
Haven't you before?
He was. He picked me up and walked me through the crowd. I was like, what do you call those?
Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Very much like, what was that movie? Dirty Dancing. Exactly. Picks her up, walks her.
I didn't want to draw any more attention to the whole situation. But yeah, that was when I got the memo. I was like, yeah, clubs? Maybe not.
Yes. Because you be with Fabio on them now.
No, I put my own. And also, our cars, you know, they have sensors to let us know how, you know, low our gas is.
I'm just looking forward to Saturday.
How are you coming?
That's why your party was really, really good, too.
I'm going to be a little late.
I already, yes, yes. Yes, because I got to do something beforehand.
No, I'm shooting for a documentary.
I thought this was going to be a nice thing.
Three game is like happy hour. Oh, no, that's it. And then dinner. And then go home.
I am not going anywhere, okay?
I'm excited about the Cowboy Carter tour, so this is me, Joe.
It's called Ecstasy by Yo Train.
I used to get the New York Times. Really? Yeah. I really loved that shit.
Did they appreciate you playing that last week?
It's the same thing. You know how people used to use the term spirit animal? That is offensive.
Niggas in Alaska.
You got a deal? I do not. I swear to God.
I'm shooting for a documentary.
That's impressive.
Show some teeth.
And you don't get bothered.
Was this Scamanda?
Oh, yeah, in the comments.
Need artwork? Need a logo?
Okay. Authorities are investigating the deaths of Gene Hackman and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, after their bodies were found under suspicious circumstances. While foul play was not initially suspected, the causes of death remain unconfirmed. Maintenance workers discovered the couple's bodies days after they had passed. That's crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
Her body was found in a bathroom with a space heater near her head alongside an open bottle of prescription pills and scattered pills on the counter. Their dead dog was also found in a bathroom closet, though two other dogs were found safe elsewhere in the house. Hackman's body was found in another room near the kitchen with a deputy suggesting he may have collapsed unexpectedly.
The front door was unlocked, but there were no signs of forced entry or theft. Investigators have ruled out carbon monoxide or natural gas leaks as potential causes of death, and the investigating is ongoing. That was what was rumored in the beginning, but apparently that's not what it is.
I need some unsolved mysteries type shit.
Yeah, all of y'all little dot brain is fucking with y'all.
What were you going to say, Parks, about the other two dogs?
She was like 68. He was 95. Don't know how old the dog was, though.
So wait, you're saying that the heater was not there and it was placed there after the fact?
Well, if that's... The reason why somebody would do something like that is because they want to speed up the rate of decomposition so to get rid of, like, forensic evidence. I thought being... That's why they fuck with temperatures. Talk that shit!
Go ahead, talk that shit. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, that's possible.
Maybe, possibly. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Well, no, because not necessarily. The dog might just start gnawing on your ankle, and it doesn't get rid of, like, I don't know, whatever. Maybe it's a poison that just your body metabolizes really quickly.
One, I would like to know who died first.
And also, if they were poisoned, how did the dog get poisoned? You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I mean, that's a possibility.
No, I think I went a little overboard. So I've worn a couple of flannel shirts up here before, plaid flannel shirts. It's kind of, I like that, you know. And then I saw this online. It was Veronica Beard. It was on sale. I was like, okay. And then I got it. I was like, ooh, this is super cowgirl.
Well, hopefully they lived in like a fairly residential neighborhood because everybody's got a ring camera.
You know, maybe they had some. So I'm anticipating that coming out if they in fact lived around cameras so anybody could see comings and goings like from maybe two weeks ago to see who's there. It's wild. Yeah, yeah.
No, just... Just regular? Yeah, women's apparel.
I don't... Three million people are watching, actually. Three million people are watching.
There's a lot of people watching right now. You know Slim Thug? No, I don't know him. I don't know.
Are you talking about the president's lover?
No, she'd be too obvious because she had just been with him.
Do you think it would be too obvious to be the one that the security guard that killed Billy? Like the silent assassin chick?
But also Sinatra, right before the president died, he told Sinatra, I'm going to blow this shit wide open. So that's why I thought that Jane might be a possibility. She was at the fucking house. She's a silent assassin. And she plays innocent really well. And she could have gotten the direct order from Sinatra.
I'm still on the dad.
It was very intense.
All right, enough.
Sterling K. Brown, when he's talking to his wife on the phone and knowing that what's about to happen.
I was just waiting for more.
I just wrote a bunch of stuff on the board, you know, throw the shit at the wall to see what sticks. But if we're going to talk politics, we should just play what Eric Adams had to say to the citizens of New York City.
He had a press conference, and he used a lot of colorful language, let's just say, in describing his constituents. Jesus.
He just compared himself to Jesus. He compared himself to Jesus. And then called us all stupid Negroes.
For real. For real, yeah.
Okay. Okay. That's not what I think they meant, but okay.
We're a sanctuary city.
And like groups of friends, yep.
I didn't have brown cowboy boots. Those aren't brown? I thought that might be a little overkill.
Do you get to select the type of cuisine?
What if it's like a seafood house and you're allergic to shellfish?
I'm very low maintenance.
Let's have fun! Well, there is a new trip to space scheduled, and the crew is going to be all women. Huh? Wait, what happened? I know. I know. Yeah, clap it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clap it up.
I'm not sure who's driving, but Gayle King and Katy Perry. Excuse me? Yes, are set to join the historic crew. Apparently.
Yes. Yes. Yes, I don't know. This seems like a mishmash of just whoever.
Okay, so let me get to that. First, this is Jeff Bezos, okay? He's got a space company that is called, what is it called? Bitches in Space. All right, bro. Sure, let's go with that. Now. I'm sorry. What's it called? It is called, I don't know what it's called. It doesn't say what it's fucking called.
Oh, you know what? Don't do that. They got a producer. They have completed 10 successful human missions.
With others on board, Lauren Sanchez, surprise, surprise, is going. That's hilarious in and of itself because that's Jeff Bezos' current mood.
That's how it would go. Oh, wait. They're calling her journalist and philanthropist Lauren Sanchez. The rebrand is crazy.
She is Jeff Bezos' current fiance. Jeff Bezos' work.
Former NASA rocket scientist Aisha Bowe. Civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen. Amanda.
Amanda. And film producer Carrie Ann Flynn.
Wait, you guys do know how they met, right?
Jeff Bezos was married to Mackenzie, and she was married to some dude, and they started, you know, kind of hanging out as couples, and then Jeff Bezos and her... Took her.
Yes. Jeff divorced Mackenzie, she divorced her husband, and now they've been together ever fucking since. Sometimes he's in a rush to get rid of her.
What were you going to say, Ish?
I would not be fucking going. I would not. I'm sorry.
No. Listen, I am as adventurous as the next girl, but this just, this crosses the line for me. I'm sorry. No. And I just listened to a podcast on Challenger. Fuck no.
You right. You right. On second thought. Malico up there. Sign me the fuck up.
Oh, my God. If you guys like The Therapist, you should watch this show called Sex Life with her in it. It's just pure fucking.
I wasn't here yet.
No, I wasn't here yet.
Really? Et tu, Brute?
Just calm down, OK?
Did you guys watch the movie?
I mean, we're on the subject, actually.
Why do you think that I was out there?
No, two weeks ago.
I was doing promo with Lifetime.
We were doing collab posts and that sort of thing.
This is not the question and answer period. You're right.
Mel, just say it, Mel. Several.
That is a crazy rumor.
I see. I'm a Google alert.
And no, and I went through the proper channels and asked for the time off well in advance.
A Martian Chad.
Yeah, they'd have to be promising, you know, life forces up there. I don't know. I don't know.
Well, Gayle King, she shared her feelings.
I don't know how to explain being terrified and excited at the same time. It's like how I felt about delivering a baby.
She said she accepted the invitation to space to embrace new adventures and step out of my comfort zone. That's stepping way out of the comfort zone.
Yeah. Seemingly so. There's no destination. Like, they're not going to the fucking moon.
I'm amazing at parallel parking.
Does it feel like an obligation some of the time?
Yeah, the way she landed, yeah.
Oh, child, this is Veronica Beard.
What do you want to say?
I appreciate that.
Lamont. Lamont Roach.
I have never stepped foot in a true religion in my entire life.
Is anybody participating in National Economic Blackout Day?
What does that mean?
It's black folks acknowledging their collective buying power, refusing to buy from stores that have gotten rid of their DEI policies and also big box stores, you know, other than Costco.
I mean, it might carry on. Like the, you know, advice from others who have done this before is like, let's try and carry this on. Shop at only mom and pop stops. Stores, I should say. That's pretty much it.
That's what's up.
I brought my lunch. What'd you brought? I brought some soup.
Either minestrone or lentil.
Just grab the soup. I just grabbed one. It was one or the other.
Wait, wait. And some ancient grain bread.
Were those green beans? I thought that was asparagus.
We're talking about not shopping. Oh, right.
Nothing. I'm being honest.
Jogging maybe a little bit. So they can wear that shit. Jog.
It's like going to the museum, appreciating the art.
Unless you're talking about Islam.
Did nobody just hear Flip say he wants to get food stamps?
Nothing's wrong with that. It's just he makes a lot of fucking money.
This is why we... Well, wait. Hold on one second. Why do you guys get to jump all over each other and pocket watch and shit like that? The minute that I want to join the conversation...
They want to change the rules on food stamps as to what you can buy. I heard. Crab legs and steak out the fucking window.
So if you're financially challenged, you shouldn't know what it tastes like to eat crab legs, steamed crab legs with garlic butter.
I should have cheated? Let It Go.
You went out of your way to find my information, so I'm going to give you the whole story, bitch.
Have you guys ever taken a class where you saw what the woman's reproductive... No, Mel.
Okay, I'm just... How deep is the IUD, Mel?
He touched it. You can't touch it.
If it's in place, you cannot touch it.
I've heard this so many times.
He never argues for 40 seconds. No, no, no. I'm just going to get a diagram. I'm going to show you where the IUD goes and how a penis cannot go there.
Talk amongst yourselves. I happen to know what's going on in my vagina.
this is, see the vagina, see the canal, this is where your dick goes, okay? So once you hit like the cervix area and the uterus and whatnot.
See how small the canal is right here?
He's looking for his own diagram. You know him.
Right out the park.
Vag canal. Vag canal. And so then when you shoot the club up, the sperm goes up this way, okay?
Yeah, I think it's... You think it's never happened? It can get dislodged and it can fall down the canal.
That's usually not what happens. If it is placed the right way, it stays there all the way up in here. So this is where the sperm comes along to meet the egg.
No, we're getting a lesson.
You can't put it in. It has to be surgically implanted.
Yeah, they put the cervical cups and stuff like that. But you have to get that implanted by a doctor.
Okay, all right, fair enough. Okay, so you guys.
Boy. But what if I'm not there for love?
Oh, my God. Listen. She's not there for love.
Where were we going with this IUD conversation?
Stop it right now. Where were we going with this IUD talk?
Yes, you're off.
I'm a lover girl, okay? I'm a lover girl. Love, but not.
I don't know. Do backflips and fucking zero gravity.
Usually we're eating or at a yoga class.
Was she going to the dealership?
Yeah, they be raping us over there. At the dealership? Yeah, they don't, they see us coming, they mark.
Wait, did you say Maxima? Yeah.
I'm conflicted. She had the spectra. I'm conflicted on saying what it was.
Because I don't want to use this as an advertisement for a fucking douchebag. Read between the lines.
It was not a Cybertruck.
It was not the beginning Tesla. The Mach. It was not the beginner.
This okay? I'm used to it.
What if they're going in the same direction? They might have went there together.
You are not posting shit from Red Lobster on your socials.
That is disgusting, yo.
I know what you...
I got the memo at, like, 37. I was in Greenhouse. And I was having, like, you know, celebrating my birthday and shit like that. But I'd eaten a whole weed brownie before I got there.
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Come on. Tau up. Stop playing. You being that mad frustrated. Like, yo, nigga, if I wanted to massage, my girl could do that. Like, come on. No, that's part of it. Hit the spot.
So he's going to work.
It also ain't none of them boots over here.
Remember my old bitch? I don't know who he was talking to. My little old bitch used to have to connect with one of these niggas on the yacht. Used to stay bringing me over there. Now I got to fucking kiki with this dude. I was doing it.
Ain't no mighta about it. Ain't no. There's some instances where it's cool for your work to bring you around her old work, and that's one of them. Hey, we going to the yacht over here at around 11 p.m. Just come.
Remember, French had this hood and a frenzy pulling up to La Marina on a yacht with Khloe Kardashian. Yeah. It don't say.
french doing it y'all seen french on the cover whatever magazine it was looking like his face was a hide on he did like some bodybuilding man what the bodybuilder man was one of them opulence mags but he was shirtless it might have been gq and he had his face on the paris uh fashion week two weeks ago just sitting down looking like money i said this french for 15 years i've been trying to figure out where french money come no
It was his fucking brother running around.
The French Brotherhood, man, never mind.
No, y'all are absolutely right.
Good.
Season two going to be great.
This Is Us. He didn't see This Is Us. Oh, shit. Oh, he played, what was his, in People vs. O.J.
Sterling K. Brown is the guy that was shitting on Jennifer Lopez for their whole press run. I think they did a movie or some shit together, and they kept doing press runs, and he kept shitting on her for not being Spanish.
Shorty from the club was like, no, he did it. I got the bullets in my face.
I watched it.
And they brought up his speech again from the Lifetime Achievement Awards that he won with the nasty one where he was like, and child to Cassie for the dark times.
Please refer to the tag in the front. Please refer to the tag in the front. Whenever my girl thinks it'd be a good time.
Whenever she says that, it's okay. Whenever she thinks it would be an opportune time.
Yeah. I didn't send no pictures to Elle and say, who's this? No, I did not. Of course you didn't. I didn't do that.
Yeah.
The court said that's not his wife.
Hood reporters. Court rally coming out of court.
Ice gonna get you, nigga.
Say Walmart. Come here, my man.
Uh-oh.
Take a look at that. We're on the screen behind you, buddy.
Oh, here's where he took the stand. Hold on, we got more. Here's where he took the stand on.
This clip is two minutes long, and the audio's not the greatest, so I won't continue to play it.
And gave them the bullets.
Cool. Most people plea.
If I ever said anything to offend you on this show or didn't give you the space and the grace to get your argument out, then I apologize. It was totally unintentional, and I'll do better and be better.
Okay. Let me scroll up some since y'all playing around. All right. Morgan says.
Or maybe a new nigga mutually masturbated. I'll try one more. And if we did that, I'm out of here.
JoJo's a friend of the show. No, she don't. She's a friend. It's a man friend of the show that ain't been to the show. But it's cool, man. I sleepwalk, so ain't time for no guests. He's an idiot. I mean, I can't just. Let me just talk to my little friends.
Nowhere now. Umar was the exception. If you tried to duck that Umar smoke.
Yeah. Like, two pods in a row.
Yeah. Yo, look at me.
Your pay says it to me that we need you. Fuck you talking about. What? Yeah. Oh, you.
Barnes cheated, right? What happened?
You such a mess.
You're like the girl that's never going to get in a relationship that's here to ruin everybody else's shit.
Yeah, fuck it. Read your readers. Oh wait, read it fast because I got to go to the bank.
Oh, Rosh coming up here. Making an exception for him, too.
I just want to know what he thought. I don't think we got a bromance. I've seen some fans keep adding me with that bullshit narrative. You trying to bring me another damn bromance. We just fucking Eskimo brothers for a long time. That's it. We ain't bringing no bromance. Fuck him. Ish did win the last Monopoly game because Corey's a bum.
He won a game.
No, that's Imani's man, Lord Finesse.
Nice, can't wait. Mel's going to be a blue in Austin.
This is where the old bitches go to catch a little nigga slipping. Where you from?
Exactly. You know what I'm saying. Exactly, exactly. It's cool. It's cool.
It feels good. It feels good. I'm not going to hold it.
You got an op-ed? Nobody's pregnant. Twinsies, nigga. Hey, my big mama hit me. She said she won't come on the pod.
Just be one baby mom.
That ain't got nothing to do with us.
Hey, yo.
Let's get right to it. Let's get right to the proceedings.
He's the only one I'll accept these Michael Jackson flips from. I'll tell you that much.
Hey, look at us on our music nerd shit. School them, school them. Let's get in there. That Godfather's gonna always work.
and caught this. This shit was like a cup of coffee. Yeah, yeah.
Flip. Oh, shit. Erickson Torres.
Yeah, what'd you do? Which is really two weeks in pod time. Work.
Enjoy the show.
Yeah, but you was sick for like a while. You did two pods sick and then took two pods off sick.
Wifey held you down. She took care of you. Because you was sick a long time. That Portuguese buckwheat might be different. That Portuguese buckwheat. Portuguese buckwheat.
Can't even put Vicks on. All right, so come get your ass out of here. We can't even put no Vicks on our nose.
Wait, who can't?
We say it a little nicer.
Y'all split the hookah?
No, I'm talking about split the bill on the hookah.
Win halfsies.
He sound like him. See, parts are sad because he white. I can't say that.
Yeah, let's listen.
You up there talking to the source.
Yo, we got rap pages right here, yo.
I'm getting up at 545. I'm getting a little 545 action. Yo, we got your button? Nigga, you hear click.
I hated all that shit.
I've been waiting for you. Come on. Talk to him. Come on, you got to fix it. You got to fix it. Don't look at me. We don't got to talk about it because that's your man.
He's like, wait till he gets here. That's my man. That's my man. I take it back. The hookah host be mad racist.
I sound good. Good. Mine just sound louder. Forgot what my flirt voice sound like. Stupid-ass relationship I've been in. I forgot when I get my flirt voice. Hey, voice note time. Voice note him down.
It'd be Corey and Mel. Their romantic lives kind of marry each other. Just too stony. Not even a little bit. You think Mel would give bad advice to you?
I'm going to try one day. I think the shit I be going through is too complex for people. Y'all be doing what regular shit.
Not at all. Only Corey could come. I'm coming.
All right. One call. You want to speak to Big T? Oh, shit.
Nigga, it was bad. What?
What the fuck you talking about? They call my man Ice on here to see what's going on. They clearing the streets. That shit ain't funny. It's horrible. It's not funny at all.
Ish, me and Mel had a little beef while you was gone on the last episode, which I'm stupid. I'll be looking forward to the next game, so I forget about the last game. But Mel ain't forget, so she's on the Patreon with a tight jaw. So we fought over wasting people's time. Part of the show got us fighting.
I stand in my opinion of it, but I never want to hurt my girl Mel's feelings. So I'm with you. Thank you. I'm with you. Fuck with Ice. But I do think that it's your time. Like, it's yours. Like, I can't waste it. It's yours. It's like self-esteem. That shit is in you. Like, it's your time. If I come to you and spin you around the block with mad lies, yeah, I'm not fucking my baby moms.
Yeah, I'm not trying to get married one day. Yeah, I ain't got no other bitches. If I come to you with this gauntlet of lies, it's on your job. It's your job to shift through them.
Big flip in the building. Peace, peace, peace. Straight from a spacer. Sit down.
That's crazy they did that.
The Ryan Leslie Cassidy, Kim Porter, I'll be sure.
Well, episode three, they chronicled Puff going through the extent of making a fake flyer to get Cassie to Miami so that she's there on work.
If charges come after it, then it's not fly.
I believe this both, yeah.
And the houses now that I'm looking at, they ain't built yet. They got the pictures up on Zillow, but when you drive by, it's just some wooden sticks up.
What town? You be trying to have me in the sticks, nigga. Cedar Grove. I want to be where Opulence is. Cedar Grove. I don't want to go that far.
That is a big fucking house.
It's just... I don't like the term backhanded compliments. And if that's something that I've been doing, then I apologize.
That's what you do.
Messy-ass interview.
I can't hear y'all.
I promise you. Okay, then buy the yeast infection and all the other shit that come with putting that in your pussy. And I know you have a pussy.
Some of y'all. I mean, I put that on all y'all.
Bring back the men that know how to get a vagina naturally wet.
I think. Which ones are you doing the attack on? You got to attack on the migrants.
So if so, bleep it.
I paused it when I got some chips.
Thanks, Melissa.
So you can't even go to the strip club with your coworkers anymore?
That's true.
Hey, yo, Joe. This is one of those times where I will not step on whatever talk that y'all are willing to have. Joseph Anthony Button Jr.
You shouldn't make a gay dude fuck a girl if y'all worked together. That's some type of initiation. You're right. You're absolutely right about that. I've come around.
You do have a nice voice. A lot of hate. Don't hate to your friends. Like, if your friends is giving it up, you can hate on me.
Like, you could. What y'all say about the Americans?
That's fucked up to say. It is.
Come in oil mix for the clogs, then you got to get the drain on.
Not really. Not to the degree that we're talking about.
Any fucking up a hotel, I did.
Well, I do believe one day Puff will eventually get out of jail. And when that day happens, I'll be sure I better not eat nowhere near that house. He coming straight for Al B. Shore again. Here, have some tea, nigga. Go ahead. Come on.
Some of the stories were actually traumatizing and horrible to listen to. Yeah, prayers to each one of the victims for sure. I did want to see more Al B. Shore in this one. When Albie Shore is your drum.
He got his book coming. Bestseller.
Yeah, but I want to shout them all out because there's some news reporters out there. There's some news reports out there that were saying, did y'all hear that?
We think that's what we're doing.
You right, man.
But if your friends is giving it up, you got to give up a little bit with them. You got to give up a little bit.
Anarchy? You are anarchy. Just survive, bitch. I was watching somebody with Joe Rogan. They was talking about what's going to happen if the power grid. I don't got enough bullets. The power grid is going to turn off, and what will it look like? It will be the apocalypse, the modern day anarchy. And I was like, hmm, let's go. This is interesting.
Thank you.
The J1 shit, that didn't get it done. That's my man still. He could probably come back.
Addition by subtraction.
This show would feel the effects of you two leaving at the same time. That's true. So I don't have a joke. Then I got to listen to this shit. If y'all leave, she's leaving too.
You said bag fuel, so that cut off the joke I was about to make. Because I know them niggas. Shout out to them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Bag fuel to the side. The numbers going to go up when Ish pop up because it'll only be 50 views before he get there anyway. That's nasty.
Where Tripp is from. Tripp is wherever he's from's version of ish. From Maryland-ish. Oh, you from Maryland? Yeah.
But let's have a serious talk first.
I can't joke about shit. That's how I got sick, yo.
What do you think about this, Mel? And then we'll be immature.
Undistinguished parents.
If you just... He said he was humping on the table.
White dudes be pre-cumming a lot.