Episode 815 | "Al B. Ehhhh"
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Why is having a nanny expensive?
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I don't want no beef, though.
It's not a beef. Why would it be beef? Two black brothers that have been friends for so long getting millions. Why would that be a beef?
That's a success story, nigga. That's a fucking... It's your mark.
Hey, what's better than two millionaires?
Oh, shit, what's better than three?
I know Mark don't like that saying, but.
Millionaires are fine with it. Okay, all right. It's the shit I don't got that I'm worried about. That's where the hate starts.
Wait, are we on?
Yes. Oh, shit. Exactly. You don't like billionaires? No, Mark says I'm one to pop. Oh, yeah, you wasn't here. You said they shouldn't exist. I don't think billionaires should exist.
You've said that a few times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, Mark be fucking lying. Mark be lying. He just could say that.
Would you be all right with it if you was a billionaire?
I wouldn't be a billionaire. I'm just saying. I'd give it away. I'm just saying I would literally not be a billionaire. Oh, you wouldn't allow yourself to become a billionaire? No. So why you don't give your millions away? I don't have enough money to give away. Wait, what? I don't have enough money to give away. If I had enough money... I mean, I give away money, but I'm saying I don't have enough money to give away half my income or half my resources. But if I... For example, if I had... Oh, we got them. If I had $200 million or $100 million, yeah, I'd give it away. Absolutely. I'd give away half of it. Absolutely.
So scale it down then. Whatever you got, give away a smaller portion of that. I do.
Mark, you got the newest... I do. You got the newest Porsche. Uh-huh. Ain't you living the half?
It's not good. There are newer ones. He's so glad he came out the front door.
The one time this nigga come outside. Yo, the one time. Yo, can I tell y'all? I thought about that. I thought about that recently. The one time this nigga. Like, I came out a different way. I don't even remember how that happened, but I was in the front with y'all.
It felt like such community. Like, coming down with y'all. Everybody getting in their cars and, you know, dapping. And, hey, man.
lady, yo. Like real coworkers. Like real coworkers.
Yo, you killed it today, girl.
Yo, that shit was a vibe. Y'all be vibing without me in the front.
So Mark was in his car and said, oh shit, look at that. Yeah, Mr. Professor Man. And you get off of the floor before us and go to your little section of cars. Yeah, your little fancy parking spot. Yeah, but it's a lonely route.
It's a lonely route. It's optional. That's the weird part about this bracket I'm in.
What? Lonely at the top, right? I agree with it.
I ain't at the top. That's why it's weird. Niggas at the top is hanging out with each other. Them niggas is in Mykonos. Them niggas is having fucking, they traveling. They on Magic Johnson boat. I'm at the bracket where I got to still work to do that. And I'm alone.
No, so hang with niggas in your friend group.
You niggas is broke. Those niggas in your friend group? You niggas is broke. You wouldn't buy the bitch fucking calamari. I'm not hanging out with you outside. You still on that?
Yes. Still on that.
Yes, I'm still on that. You right. I wasn't here for that. You ain't buy somebody calamari? No. Joe is nothing. Ish lacks social cues. Ish was a lick. Went outside and don't know how to be outside and ended up in a jam where the consequence was buying somebody a young lady calamari and he wouldn't do it and he was mad about it and he came and told a story in the pod. It was a great story, so I don't want to. It was a great story. He killed that part.
He did buy the calamari, though. He bought the calamari.
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