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Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings.

The crown is yours.

Today is Monday, October 27th, week eight.

No, no, no.

Hey, go over me.

We start in Baltimore where the Red Hot Bears meet up with the Desperate Ravens.

Caleb William hung almost 300 yards and Randy Andre Swift Jackson went off, but it was the Ravens defense that said, that's a no for me, dog, as they tightened up after the first quarter.

Tyler Snoop, there it is.

Huntley tag-teamed with Derek Clapton Henry, having John Harbaugh tell his offense, they look wonderful tonight after a bounce-back game.

Roquan Kenny, the Jetsmith, made the Bears players look like the video board as he raced them all afternoon, amassing a cheaper-by-the-dozen tackles, making the Bears look like a high school football team coached by Steve Martin.

Ravens 30, Bears 16.

We go down to H-Town, where Woody Marks Wahlberg might be the new kid on the block, but he's going to have a hate crime section on his Wikipedia after what he did to that Niners defense.

Save your drama for your mama, Williams said.

Talk to my hands, hauling in a touchdown.

The 49ers responded as George Kittler on the roof made the Texas defense look like a bitch, man.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum.

I'd have all the money in the world if I were a healthy man.

Meanwhile, as Halloween comes around, the 49ers' backup QB is turning back into a Mac-O-Lantern, leaving the ball early to go pick-or-treating as D'Amico Ryan Reynolds has the Texans looking lively.

Houston 26, San Francisco 15.