Pardon My Take
NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jets Finally Win, Broncos And Colts Dominate, Packers Are A Problem, Brian Kelly Fired And Who's Back Of The Week
27 Oct 2025
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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On today's part of my take, presented by DraftKings, we've got week eight in the NFL. Not the best slate, but we're going to talk about every game, some good moments, great Sunday night football that we're going to get to. We watched the entire game, so we'll get to it at the end.
Chapter 2: What happened in the Jets vs. Bengals game?
We're going to start with fastest two minutes. We're going to talk a little baseball, World Series, and then we're going to do who's back of the week. Maybe hit some coaching firing as well because Brian Kelly was fired. And it's all brought to you by GameTime. The NFL is in full swing. Tailgates, pack stands, that buzz before kickoff, but getting in, nightmare.
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Chapter 3: How did the Ravens perform against the Bears?
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Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, October 27th, week eight.
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Chapter 4: What were the key highlights from the Eagles vs. Giants game?
What? Some spread. What?
No, no, no. Hey, go over me. We start in Baltimore where the Red Hot Bears meet up with the Desperate Ravens. Caleb William hung almost 300 yards and Randy Andre Swift Jackson went off, but it was the Ravens defense that said, that's a no for me, dog, as they tightened up after the first quarter. Tyler Snoop, there it is.
Huntley tag-teamed with Derek Clapton Henry, having John Harbaugh tell his offense, they look wonderful tonight after a bounce-back game. Roquan Kenny, the Jetsmith, made the Bears players look like the video board as he raced them all afternoon, amassing a cheaper-by-the-dozen tackles, making the Bears look like a high school football team coached by Steve Martin. Ravens 30, Bears 16.
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We go down to H-Town, where Woody Marks Wahlberg might be the new kid on the block, but he's going to have a hate crime section on his Wikipedia after what he did to that Niners defense. Save your drama for your mama, Williams said. Talk to my hands, hauling in a touchdown. The 49ers responded as George Kittler on the roof made the Texas defense look like a bitch, man.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum. I'd have all the money in the world if I were a healthy man. Meanwhile, as Halloween comes around, the 49ers' backup QB is turning back into a Mac-O-Lantern, leaving the ball early to go pick-or-treating as D'Amico Ryan Reynolds has the Texans looking lively. Houston 26, San Francisco 15. We head over to Foxborough where Hank was on the scene.
In New England, Drake, nay, be the greatest quarterback of all time, started off slow because Miles Garrett Popcorn was slipping through the Patzo line like he was covered in butter, getting sack after sack. Harold Fanetto looked like he was in a fucking coop finna pull up to the zoo as he zoomed into the end zone to give the Browns an early lead.
Speaking of sack, Hunter Biden Henry was cracked out. After getting into the end zone and Stefan Dirk Dixler said, I want to fuck. It's my fucking big dick. Who wants to fuck? After scoring his first touchdown of the season, David Nogoku said, Kamehameha. Not going to be enough. After scoring in the fourth, Pat's go marching. 31-13.
Thanks, Hank. Over to memes in Cincinnati. In Cincinnati, the Jets and Bengals honored Nick Mann in the yellow hat by putting on a case race to 39. Hey, hey, Bengals, I want a Joe. Will you throw me a TD? As he found... T. Grizzly Higgins, who hit the rolly store with the rolly on by beating the corner for a 44-yard touchdown. Chase Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
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Chapter 5: What were the highlights of the Dolphins vs. Falcons game?
Yeah. But yeah, it was a good game for the Dolphins. I don't really know... They've been so bad that if you're a Dolphins fan, I guess you could celebrate this, although it feels like you have to change everything. But you still kick the shit out of them. This is one of those nice surprise pop-up wins that you get. Big time.
Yeah, you get a good pop-up win, and then you move on, then you deal with whoever's next, and then ultimately you hope that whatever happens this season, it's going to result in the firing of everybody in the front office that you do not like.
yeah it's a pop-up win and for the falcons it's a i can't take you guys seriously win loss excuse me loss because i still don't understand how they didn't run the ball yeah it doesn't make sense right like i think a lot of teams you might abandon the run at that point but you're playing against the dolphins that have a history of blowing these types of lead here here are the qb or sorry rb1s versus the dolphins this year
Quinshawn Judkins, 84 yards, three touchdowns. Kamani Vidal, 138 yards, one touchdown. Rico Dowdle, 234, one touchdown. Brees Hall, 111 yards. James Cook, 118 yards. Ramond Stevenson, 142 yards. Bijan Robinson, 14 yards.
Chapter 6: How did the Bills dominate the Panthers?
This, they just, maybe they were able to sell out for the run because Kirk Cousins was the quarterback and also Drake London was out. But man, that was a, it wasn't a fluky game. It was, they bullied him. I think Bichon is good enough where even if they're selling, you keep trying. Yeah. You don't just completely forget about them. No, I agree.
It was a shocking, shocking result because if you told me the Falcons lost in a last-second field goal or something like that and there were some weird things that happened, I could buy it because the Falcons are in that middle ground of they haven't shown they're a good team yet, but to lose 34-10 to the Dolphins. Just got your ass kicked. And for a long time, they had three points.
It was like, what was that, 27-3? Yeah. I actually think when you're looking at a game like that, three points look sadder than zero points. Yeah.
Chapter 7: What were the key takeaways from the Colts vs. Titans game?
Because at some time along the way, you compromised and you kicked a sad field goal. And I'm down to just say that it's maybe the fact that Tua had the visor. Because after the game, Jalen Waddell said, I thought it was kind of swaggy. He looked different. He went out there and played a great game. We always need that out of our captain, our leader.
Maybe you're in a marriage for a long time and then, Your husband or wife comes home wearing something different, new haircut. Yeah, new haircut. Oh, shit. New haircut. Cut it short. This is different. Real quick, Hank just gave a fist pump because Tucker Craft scored a touchdown. Hank, did you have Tucker Craft? He's in, yeah. He's in what? He parlayed it, didn't hit.
He's in what, Hank? Well, yeah, that loss, but I bet him otherwise, too. There you go. Tight end day. National tight end day.
Is that okay? I thought that maybe he had bet on Tucker Craft and you didn't know if the other guys had scored.
I knew.
Okay. You weren't... You're saying maybe because he wasn't awake? I don't know. I didn't say that.
I took a nap in the 4 o'clock game. He took a nap in the 4 o'clock game. That was always the plan. That was always the plan. I came in... I honestly felt good. I was fine during the Patriots game. I took a little nap, drank a delicious, this Stella Blue espresso coffee mocha. There you go, Hank. Brought me right back to life, and now I'm good for the show. I needed a two-hour nap.
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Chapter 8: How did the episode conclude with World Series and coaching changes?
If that's wrong, sue me.
I agree. What was the cash out for that? What did that pay out? What? Tucker Kraft. Anytime touchdown.
I don't know.
Oh, I think he's like plus 145.
150 to one? Nice. One and a half to one. Can I not bet on the guys to score touchdowns? You're being so fucking weird.
You can bet on whatever you want. Yeah, I'd bet him too. Yeah. Yeah. That's huge.
What, Max? Nothing. He just keeps looking at me. I have nothing to do with this.
I feel like I'm missing something, too. Yeah. Hank, I want to hear about the bachelor party when we get to the afternoon games. Okay. Okay. The last early game was Bills 40, Panthers 9. Ass kicking. This was just the James Cook game. He had 153 yards at halftime. He had 216 yards in the entire game. He was so good. The Dolphins... Actually, you know what my big takeaway from this game is?
I blame Joe Flacco. I blame Joe Flacco for being old and being able to still do it and having guys like Andy Dalton still think they can do it. Because he can't. Kirk Cousins, same way. You can't. Before the car accident, Andy Dalton looked okay. No. He did. I watched Andy Dalton in this game. He can't do it. Joe Flacco has set a bad example. You're not Joe Flacco. Kirk Cousins, yeah.
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