NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jets Finally Win, Broncos And Colts Dominate, Packers Are A Problem, Brian Kelly Fired And Who's Back Of The Week

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Memes 0:00
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Memes 0:25
On today's part of my take, presented by DraftKings, we've got week eight in the NFL. Not the best slate, but we're going to talk about every game, some good moments, great Sunday night football that we're going to get to. We watched the entire game, so we'll get to it at the end.

What happened in the Jets vs. Bengals game?

Memes 0:41
We're going to start with fastest two minutes. We're going to talk a little baseball, World Series, and then we're going to do who's back of the week. Maybe hit some coaching firing as well because Brian Kelly was fired. And it's all brought to you by GameTime. The NFL is in full swing. Tailgates, pack stands, that buzz before kickoff, but getting in, nightmare. Cues, price jumps, getting logged out mid-click. All you want is to be there, beer in hand, losing your voice with the crowd. The GameTime app gives the advantage back to fans. It's a hack for unlocking amazing tickets and experiences in a few taps. It's incredibly easy to use. The GameTime guarantee means you can trust you'll get 100% authentic tickets on time and at the best price, plus 50%.
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How did the Ravens perform against the Bears?

Hank 1:35
$61.
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Unknown 1:55
Okay, let's go.
Memes 2:21
Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, October 27th, week eight.
Unknown 2:33
What?

What were the key highlights from the Eagles vs. Giants game?

Unknown 2:34
What? Some spread. What?
Memes 2:41
No, no, no. Hey, go over me. We start in Baltimore where the Red Hot Bears meet up with the Desperate Ravens. Caleb William hung almost 300 yards and Randy Andre Swift Jackson went off, but it was the Ravens defense that said, that's a no for me, dog, as they tightened up after the first quarter. Tyler Snoop, there it is. Huntley tag-teamed with Derek Clapton Henry, having John Harbaugh tell his offense, they look wonderful tonight after a bounce-back game. Roquan Kenny, the Jetsmith, made the Bears players look like the video board as he raced them all afternoon, amassing a cheaper-by-the-dozen tackles, making the Bears look like a high school football team coached by Steve Martin. Ravens 30, Bears 16.
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Memes 3:31
We go down to H-Town, where Woody Marks Wahlberg might be the new kid on the block, but he's going to have a hate crime section on his Wikipedia after what he did to that Niners defense. Save your drama for your mama, Williams said. Talk to my hands, hauling in a touchdown. The 49ers responded as George Kittler on the roof made the Texas defense look like a bitch, man. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum. I'd have all the money in the world if I were a healthy man. Meanwhile, as Halloween comes around, the 49ers' backup QB is turning back into a Mac-O-Lantern, leaving the ball early to go pick-or-treating as D'Amico Ryan Reynolds has the Texans looking lively. Houston 26, San Francisco 15. We head over to Foxborough where Hank was on the scene.
Hank 4:21
In New England, Drake, nay, be the greatest quarterback of all time, started off slow because Miles Garrett Popcorn was slipping through the Patzo line like he was covered in butter, getting sack after sack. Harold Fanetto looked like he was in a fucking coop finna pull up to the zoo as he zoomed into the end zone to give the Browns an early lead. Speaking of sack, Hunter Biden Henry was cracked out. After getting into the end zone and Stefan Dirk Dixler said, I want to fuck. It's my fucking big dick.

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