Memes

He is now, he was the AD at A&M.

Hired Jimbo.

Jimbo got fired, $77 million buyout.

Went to LSU, hired Brian Kelly.

Brian Kelly got fired, $54 million buyout.

That's $131 million of buyouts that he negotiated for both those schools.

How does he have a job?

It's weird because you would think that at some point the major universities would get together and collude and be like, hey, let's stop writing in buyout language to all the head coaches' contracts.

Can we all agree on that?

You would think that most of them would agree, but the difference is if you are one of the schools that has an opening right now and you need to hire a good coach, you would not agree to that.

Well, and it's also always so fucked up with these contracts and college coaches is you sign a contract if you're a college coach, and if you have a 10-win season two years into your time there, they just give you way more money and then up the buyout.

Yeah.

It's just – it's monopoly money.

And so now we have LSU, Florida, Penn State, UCLA, Arkansas, Virginia Tech, Oklahoma State, Stanford.

As of right now, I think I'm missing – Virginia Tech.

Yeah.

I said Virginia Tech.

The buzz at Tots?

James Franklin?

I had a thought, and it's just an intrusive thought that hit me, and I whispered it to Max on the couch about two hours ago.