Mia Young

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, and he invited him to a concert.

Yeah, and he invited him to a concert.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh my gosh. Let me think really hard. Let me think for a minute.

Oh my gosh. Let me think really hard. Let me think for a minute.

Oh my gosh. I don't know.

Oh my gosh. I don't know.

That's what the song's about. And then he invites the guy that did it to the concert.

That's what the song's about. And then he invites the guy that did it to the concert.

Yeah, definitely English.

Yeah, definitely English.

I'm actually Dumbledore. Yeah, he has to be like whimsical and artsy.

I'm actually Dumbledore. Yeah, he has to be like whimsical and artsy.

And a little sprite.

And a little sprite.

That's an animated character, except for here I am manifested in the flesh. I am Lord Farquaad right now.

That's an animated character, except for here I am manifested in the flesh. I am Lord Farquaad right now.

Oh my gosh. I actually don't know what he looks like though. Can I look it up?

Oh my gosh. I actually don't know what he looks like though. Can I look it up?

John Lithgow. How do you spell that?

John Lithgow. How do you spell that?

Boo. Hey. Boo!

Boo. Hey. Boo!

Come on, guys. Guys, he gives every old man... He's not even English.

Come on, guys. Guys, he gives every old man... He's not even English.

Why would they do that?

Why would they do that?

No, no, no. That's what I was told. His best friend drowned when he was a kid. And there was someone near him and they didn't save him. And apparently he found out who that guy was and invited him to the concert and sang it at him.

No, no, no. That's what I was told. His best friend drowned when he was a kid. And there was someone near him and they didn't save him. And apparently he found out who that guy was and invited him to the concert and sang it at him.

That's what's so charming about Harry Potter.

That's what's so charming about Harry Potter.

Oh my gosh, wait, they were looking at... Jeff Bridges would have been kind of cool. Holy abracadabra. I'm so mad.

Oh my gosh, wait, they were looking at... Jeff Bridges would have been kind of cool. Holy abracadabra. I'm so mad.

Expecto Patronum. He did a good Winston Churchill, right? He was Winston. Yes, and he was good. Yeah, he was good.

Expecto Patronum. He did a good Winston Churchill, right? He was Winston. Yes, and he was good. Yeah, he was good.

Yeah, I know. What a disappointment.

Yeah, I know. What a disappointment.

It's not going to be good, I already know.

It's not going to be good, I already know.

No, we really could not do that. No, you don't watch Game of Thrones.

No, we really could not do that. No, you don't watch Game of Thrones.

I don't know if that's true, though.

I don't know if that's true, though.

That is the spookiest. What if she moved? What if she went...

That is the spookiest. What if she moved? What if she went...

The air shortages have like a whole little section. Yeah, they have their own seats.

The air shortages have like a whole little section. Yeah, they have their own seats.

Okay.

Okay.

Sie kann ein Erstklass-Ticket kaufen.

Sie kann ein Erstklass-Ticket kaufen.

I hope they got their plane tickets refunded.

I hope they got their plane tickets refunded.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh mein Gott.

Oh mein Gott.

Your friend didn't tip you off. This is what's going to happen.

Your friend didn't tip you off. This is what's going to happen.

Ich denke, das ist, was ich in meinem Leben machen wollte. Ich denke, 16 Stunden Fahrt ist wie Frühstück, Abend und Abend.

Ich denke, das ist, was ich in meinem Leben machen wollte. Ich denke, 16 Stunden Fahrt ist wie Frühstück, Abend und Abend.

No. His daughter's living.

No. His daughter's living.

What's the scream that you would let out?

What's the scream that you would let out?

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Danke, danke Gott, dass die Schwester insistierte.

Danke, danke Gott, dass die Schwester insistierte.

Ich muss meinen Schraubendreher holen.

Ich muss meinen Schraubendreher holen.

Sie hat eine Phobie von Puppen auf der Toilette.

Sie hat eine Phobie von Puppen auf der Toilette.

Aber sie ist in den Wald gerannt und hat Puppen in den Wald gerannt.

Aber sie ist in den Wald gerannt und hat Puppen in den Wald gerannt.

Ich hab gesagt, Mama, ich habe Aliens gesehen. Sie hat es nicht gesehen. Ich habe sie gefunden. Ich bin sie in die Wälder gebracht und sie hat sich überredet. Und sie sagt, Mama, es gibt Aliens hier unten oder was auch immer. Und ich habe sie rausgezogen und sie hat sie mir beschrieben. Und sie hat gesagt, das ist schrecklich.

Ich hab gesagt, Mama, ich habe Aliens gesehen. Sie hat es nicht gesehen. Ich habe sie gefunden. Ich bin sie in die Wälder gebracht und sie hat sich überredet. Und sie sagt, Mama, es gibt Aliens hier unten oder was auch immer. Und ich habe sie rausgezogen und sie hat sie mir beschrieben. Und sie hat gesagt, das ist schrecklich.

Nein, warst du zuhören?

Nein, warst du zuhören?

Very scary. And I was like, well, what color are they? She's like, white.

Very scary. And I was like, well, what color are they? She's like, white.

White and green. And I'm like, they're probably worms. Did it look like a worm? And she was like, yeah, worms. Worms, Mom. So here's too much alien talk. Even today in the car we were talking about gravity and the earth is spinning and then also spinning and then the moon is spinning. But the sun's not spinning. I don't know if it spins, actually. I have to ask you guys.

White and green. And I'm like, they're probably worms. Did it look like a worm? And she was like, yeah, worms. Worms, Mom. So here's too much alien talk. Even today in the car we were talking about gravity and the earth is spinning and then also spinning and then the moon is spinning. But the sun's not spinning. I don't know if it spins, actually. I have to ask you guys.

But, um... Who surely? She was like, and then the aliens are gonna come from outer space. That's what she said.

But, um... Who surely? She was like, and then the aliens are gonna come from outer space. That's what she said.

Well, she listens to the show sometimes.

Well, she listens to the show sometimes.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

You see that comment that said, if Josh saw his name written, he wouldn't pronounce it right.

You see that comment that said, if Josh saw his name written, he wouldn't pronounce it right.

Nein.

Nein.

Ich weiß, ich muss sagen, ich habe den perfekten Mann gefunden, den perfekten Schauspieler für das.

Ich weiß, ich muss sagen, ich habe den perfekten Mann gefunden, den perfekten Schauspieler für das.

Annihilation.

Annihilation.

One out of a hundred.

One out of a hundred.

Here's where the judgment toward you gets wrong.

Here's where the judgment toward you gets wrong.

Für mich, ich habe es nicht, ich verstehe es einfach nicht. Ich denke nicht, dass es etwas war, was sie verstehen.

Für mich, ich habe es nicht, ich verstehe es einfach nicht. Ich denke nicht, dass es etwas war, was sie verstehen.

Ich denke, dass Leute, die vielleicht Computern bauen, es bekommen. Ja.

Ich denke, dass Leute, die vielleicht Computern bauen, es bekommen. Ja.

Stop, I can't even think about it. That is so scary. This is like the Halloween episode in February right now. This whole episode is so scary.

Stop, I can't even think about it. That is so scary. This is like the Halloween episode in February right now. This whole episode is so scary.

Er hat alle Muskelgruppen, er kann dich töten.

Er hat alle Muskelgruppen, er kann dich töten.

Oh, nein. Oh, mein Gott.

Oh, nein. Oh, mein Gott.

It would not be an exaggeration for me to tell you that I have 600 loads of laundry to do right now. I cannot get on top of it.

It would not be an exaggeration for me to tell you that I have 600 loads of laundry to do right now. I cannot get on top of it.

Look at my shirt.

Look at my shirt.

You guys are really going to freak me out. I'm freaking out.

You guys are really going to freak me out. I'm freaking out.

Interesting. Seems not good.

Interesting. Seems not good.

I actually am, but I call it brain fog.

I actually am, but I call it brain fog.

Hey, dude, I have a magic mind.

Hey, dude, I have a magic mind.

A magic mind. Wait, are you talking about this?

A magic mind. Wait, are you talking about this?

Oh my gosh, you know, it's a mental performance shot. It's subtly sweet. It gives you a sharper mind, lower stress and calm energy. Holy smokes, that's amazing.

Oh my gosh, you know, it's a mental performance shot. It's subtly sweet. It gives you a sharper mind, lower stress and calm energy. Holy smokes, that's amazing.

Bob Dylan-Movie. Yeah, you do.

Bob Dylan-Movie. Yeah, you do.

Ambition ist einfach so seltsam und dreckig, richtig?

Ambition ist einfach so seltsam und dreckig, richtig?

Timothée Chalamet has more range.

Timothée Chalamet has more range.

Oh, I know mine. What? The Departed.

Oh, I know mine. What? The Departed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, he had like the most impactful part, I feel like. Mark Wahlberg?

Well, I mean, he had like the most impactful part, I feel like. Mark Wahlberg?

I guess.

I guess.

Remember it and then do it again.

Remember it and then do it again.

Was ist mit Killers of the Flower Moon? Er hat sich in dem verabschiedet.

Was ist mit Killers of the Flower Moon? Er hat sich in dem verabschiedet.

Ich würde es nie wieder sehen, weil es mich so viel bedroht hat.

Ich würde es nie wieder sehen, weil es mich so viel bedroht hat.

But very good.

But very good.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good, but that's more of a Brad Pitt movie in my mind.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good, but that's more of a Brad Pitt movie in my mind.

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

And then you have a moment of self-reflection, like, wait, all these people want me to play this horrible person. Oh, did you know that... That was really on it, guys. I have to admit, I'm getting so insecure about this segment.

And then you have a moment of self-reflection, like, wait, all these people want me to play this horrible person. Oh, did you know that... That was really on it, guys. I have to admit, I'm getting so insecure about this segment.

Just bag it, if you guys don't like it.

Just bag it, if you guys don't like it.

No, you don't.

No, you don't.

Just so you guys know, the questions that I ask, I like these questions. I'm asking them because I like these questions.

Just so you guys know, the questions that I ask, I like these questions. I'm asking them because I like these questions.

Oh my gosh. Have you ever broken something at a friend's house and not told them that you did it?

Oh my gosh. Have you ever broken something at a friend's house and not told them that you did it?

Das ist schrecklich. Das ist absolut schrecklich. Das ist eine bessere Geschichte für einen Therapeuten.

Das ist schrecklich. Das ist absolut schrecklich. Das ist eine bessere Geschichte für einen Therapeuten.

Das ist verrückt. Wie geht es deinem Freund?

Das ist verrückt. Wie geht es deinem Freund?

Um, I also, I didn't, this thing I did not, um, it's not a broken thing, but it's just a silly interview to me. But when I was like too young, like seven or something, I was like infatuated with the idea of like birth. Und ich gehe zu meinen Freunden, ich gehe zu Schlafzimmern in meinem Freundeshaus und ich würde eine Sehnsuchtschleimhaut auf meinen Stomach drehen, als ob ich ein Baby hatte.

Um, I also, I didn't, this thing I did not, um, it's not a broken thing, but it's just a silly interview to me. But when I was like too young, like seven or something, I was like infatuated with the idea of like birth. Und ich gehe zu meinen Freunden, ich gehe zu Schlafzimmern in meinem Freundeshaus und ich würde eine Sehnsuchtschleimhaut auf meinen Stomach drehen, als ob ich ein Baby hatte.

Und ich habe dieses kleine Baby gebracht und es war wie ein Hits, wenn ich zu einem Geburtstagsfeier ging. Diese Mädchen dachten, es wäre lustig. Und ich hatte ein kleines Baby-Doll namens Tucker. Ich nannte ihn Tucker. Ja. And I would take him, I would go sleepover hopping with this baby in my C-section scar. And then one time we were throwing Tucker up in the air.

Und ich habe dieses kleine Baby gebracht und es war wie ein Hits, wenn ich zu einem Geburtstagsfeier ging. Diese Mädchen dachten, es wäre lustig. Und ich hatte ein kleines Baby-Doll namens Tucker. Ich nannte ihn Tucker. Ja. And I would take him, I would go sleepover hopping with this baby in my C-section scar. And then one time we were throwing Tucker up in the air.

And my girlfriend and I had like a toga party or something. We all put like toga. But we were like six or seven. I don't even know who was parenting us.

And my girlfriend and I had like a toga party or something. We all put like toga. But we were like six or seven. I don't even know who was parenting us.

Anyway, threw him up in the air, landed on my friend's roof. I'm going, I'm never going to see Tucker again. I tell my friend's mom, I'm like, you guys need to get a ladder. Get that baby off, please. And I never did and I never saw him again.

Anyway, threw him up in the air, landed on my friend's roof. I'm going, I'm never going to see Tucker again. I tell my friend's mom, I'm like, you guys need to get a ladder. Get that baby off, please. And I never did and I never saw him again.

Tucker's still there? He's probably melted onto the roof. I've never heard that ever.

Tucker's still there? He's probably melted onto the roof. I've never heard that ever.

That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking about that now. Who told me about it?

That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking about that now. Who told me about it?

Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.

Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.

Ich bin wie ein Gold-Member. Ich habe mich für mich selbst gesichert.

Ich bin wie ein Gold-Member. Ich habe mich für mich selbst gesichert.

I do have little hands, but I thought the knitting was making them stronger.

I do have little hands, but I thought the knitting was making them stronger.

Oh mein Gott.

Oh mein Gott.

Ich wundere, was sie versuchen zu erreichen. Vielleicht versuchen sie, uns in einen neuen Modus der Transport zu bewegen. Es ist wie, in 15 Minuten in Australien zu kommen.

Ich wundere, was sie versuchen zu erreichen. Vielleicht versuchen sie, uns in einen neuen Modus der Transport zu bewegen. Es ist wie, in 15 Minuten in Australien zu kommen.

Look at my shirt.

Look at my shirt.

What happened?

What happened?

Chick-fil-A-Sauce? Oh, come here.

Chick-fil-A-Sauce? Oh, come here.

I think it's Andrew breathing.

I think it's Andrew breathing.

I thought it was interviewing like this.

I thought it was interviewing like this.

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

I had to point it out before a commenter did. What is that phenomenon where you have to acknowledge it before somebody else does?

I had to point it out before a commenter did. What is that phenomenon where you have to acknowledge it before somebody else does?

In any other circumstance it would be a mistrial, but they're so after this guy. I'm not condoning what he did, it was terrible.

In any other circumstance it would be a mistrial, but they're so after this guy. I'm not condoning what he did, it was terrible.

And that's what we demand in our country, right? It's a constitutional right to a fair trial.

And that's what we demand in our country, right? It's a constitutional right to a fair trial.

She was tripping out. She was like shaking all over.

She was tripping out. She was like shaking all over.

Franks Geburtstag.

Franks Geburtstag.

I don't know. I just remembered it right now. I didn't even say happy birthday to him this morning.

I don't know. I just remembered it right now. I didn't even say happy birthday to him this morning.

Ooh.

Ooh.

It's like an insecurity thing.

It's like an insecurity thing.

What the heck is on Lily's shirt?

What the heck is on Lily's shirt?

A Scottish Spaceman?

A Scottish Spaceman?

I literally couldn't focus because Lily's so dirty right now.

I literally couldn't focus because Lily's so dirty right now.

Yes.

Yes.

So a guy photobombed you?

So a guy photobombed you?

No.

No.

This is a film camera? This is a film camera.

This is a film camera? This is a film camera.

The exact same. Oh mein Gott.

The exact same. Oh mein Gott.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, that or... Like dimensions or...

Yeah, that or... Like dimensions or...

Das ist die Vorstellung, die ich habe. Aber warum hat er einen Visor an der Front? Ja, oder ist das die Rückseite des Helmets?

Das ist die Vorstellung, die ich habe. Aber warum hat er einen Visor an der Front? Ja, oder ist das die Rückseite des Helmets?

Ich meine, es ist so, als ob du ihn bemerkt hättest. Ja. Also es ist so, warum konnte die Kamera das kapieren, aber wir nicht. Aber dann können diese anderen Leute mit ihrem nackten Auge sehen, richtig? Richtig, ja.

Ich meine, es ist so, als ob du ihn bemerkt hättest. Ja. Also es ist so, warum konnte die Kamera das kapieren, aber wir nicht. Aber dann können diese anderen Leute mit ihrem nackten Auge sehen, richtig? Richtig, ja.

Ich würde mich interessieren, was für ein Medium sie durchgesehen haben. Weil ich wundere, ob es dimensional ist.

Ich würde mich interessieren, was für ein Medium sie durchgesehen haben. Weil ich wundere, ob es dimensional ist.

Oh, also nur einer von ihnen hatte es.

Oh, also nur einer von ihnen hatte es.

Wow, das ist wirklich furchtbar.

Wow, das ist wirklich furchtbar.

Oh, I don't want to see it.

Oh, I don't want to see it.

Man kann sogar den Körper hinter den Stühlen sehen.

Man kann sogar den Körper hinter den Stühlen sehen.

Oder einfach es runternehmen, richtig?

Oder einfach es runternehmen, richtig?

Ich meine, ich wäre nie überrascht. Ein Lunatik. Ja, ich meine, aber auch, was gerade passiert ist. Ich würde mich überraschen. Weißt du, diese Mütter, die super paranoid werden, dass jemand sie von außerhalb ihres Hauses schießen wird, wie hunderts von Füßen weg. Das ist, was ich darüber denke.

Ich meine, ich wäre nie überrascht. Ein Lunatik. Ja, ich meine, aber auch, was gerade passiert ist. Ich würde mich überraschen. Weißt du, diese Mütter, die super paranoid werden, dass jemand sie von außerhalb ihres Hauses schießen wird, wie hunderts von Füßen weg. Das ist, was ich darüber denke.

Maybe just women generally. There's a sniper outside. Did you ever hear about that woman that did have that fear and then it didn't end up happening to her? Somebody just misfired in their neighborhood like practice shooting and she... Don't laugh!

Maybe just women generally. There's a sniper outside. Did you ever hear about that woman that did have that fear and then it didn't end up happening to her? Somebody just misfired in their neighborhood like practice shooting and she... Don't laugh!

You're a terrible person. What's your problem, Josh? Speaking of the supernatural changing the subject, your bestie, what's her face? Um...

You're a terrible person. What's your problem, Josh? Speaking of the supernatural changing the subject, your bestie, what's her face? Um...

Just film with Joe Rogan, you listen to it.

Just film with Joe Rogan, you listen to it.

Yeah, I started it on the way over here. Dope. Fascinating.

Yeah, I started it on the way over here. Dope. Fascinating.

Her line to open it up, she's like, Telepathy is just the tip of the iceberg of what we discovered with all this stuff.

Her line to open it up, she's like, Telepathy is just the tip of the iceberg of what we discovered with all this stuff.

Three, two, one.

Three, two, one.

I'm so scared right now.

I'm so scared right now.

Ist es nicht so in der Bibel, dass sie aus der Erde kommen?

Ist es nicht so in der Bibel, dass sie aus der Erde kommen?

Was ist ihr Lebensstoff?

Was ist ihr Lebensstoff?

I don't want to hear anything else.

I don't want to hear anything else.

It's been one after another after another.

It's been one after another after another.

Oh mein Gott.

Oh mein Gott.

Ja, so verrückt. Ja.

Ja, so verrückt. Ja.

Das ist großartig.

Das ist großartig.

Und sie hat einfach nur ihren grünen Haar behalten, oder hat sie sich letztendlich aufgetan?

Und sie hat einfach nur ihren grünen Haar behalten, oder hat sie sich letztendlich aufgetan?

Interessant.

Interessant.

Oh mein Gott, das ist alles so mysteriös für mich. Moon-Eyed-Kinder, Junge.

Oh mein Gott, das ist alles so mysteriös für mich. Moon-Eyed-Kinder, Junge.

I would call that get away from my house.

I would call that get away from my house.

Isn't that an island in the Caribbean?

Isn't that an island in the Caribbean?

You know what we should do is just plan a vacation there.

You know what we should do is just plan a vacation there.

Spooky.

Spooky.

Isn't it a funny concept to think of why they're moving into the aquifers and stuff is maybe they have a civilization and they don't have storage.

Isn't it a funny concept to think of why they're moving into the aquifers and stuff is maybe they have a civilization and they don't have storage.

Oh mein Gott, es gibt so viel Wunder in diesem Welt. Ich bin so mysteriös.

Oh mein Gott, es gibt so viel Wunder in diesem Welt. Ich bin so mysteriös.

21?

21?

Passers-by, I always wonder what they think.

Passers-by, I always wonder what they think.

Actually, the girl from Gossip Girl did. Did you see that?

Actually, the girl from Gossip Girl did. Did you see that?

It's not Vampire Diaries, it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

It's not Vampire Diaries, it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

She wasn't Even Stevens, right? Or no, who was it?

She wasn't Even Stevens, right? Or no, who was it?

Oh my gosh! I got that.

Oh my gosh! I got that.

Ja.

Ja.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, and he invited him to a concert.

Whoa.

Oh my gosh. Let me think really hard. Let me think for a minute.

Oh my gosh. I don't know.

That's what the song's about. And then he invites the guy that did it to the concert.

Yeah, definitely English.

I'm actually Dumbledore. Yeah, he has to be like whimsical and artsy.

And a little sprite.

That's an animated character, except for here I am manifested in the flesh. I am Lord Farquaad right now.

Oh my gosh. I actually don't know what he looks like though. Can I look it up?

John Lithgow. How do you spell that?

Boo. Hey. Boo!

Come on, guys. Guys, he gives every old man... He's not even English.

Why would they do that?

No, no, no. That's what I was told. His best friend drowned when he was a kid. And there was someone near him and they didn't save him. And apparently he found out who that guy was and invited him to the concert and sang it at him.

That's what's so charming about Harry Potter.

Oh my gosh, wait, they were looking at... Jeff Bridges would have been kind of cool. Holy abracadabra. I'm so mad.

Expecto Patronum. He did a good Winston Churchill, right? He was Winston. Yes, and he was good. Yeah, he was good.

Yeah, I know. What a disappointment.

It's not going to be good, I already know.

No, we really could not do that. No, you don't watch Game of Thrones.

I don't know if that's true, though.

That is the spookiest. What if she moved? What if she went...

The air shortages have like a whole little section. Yeah, they have their own seats.

Okay.

Sie kann ein Erstklass-Ticket kaufen.

I hope they got their plane tickets refunded.

Oh my gosh.

Oh mein Gott.

Your friend didn't tip you off. This is what's going to happen.

Ich denke, das ist, was ich in meinem Leben machen wollte. Ich denke, 16 Stunden Fahrt ist wie Frühstück, Abend und Abend.

No. His daughter's living.

What's the scream that you would let out?

Go ahead.

Danke, danke Gott, dass die Schwester insistierte.

Ich muss meinen Schraubendreher holen.

Sie hat eine Phobie von Puppen auf der Toilette.

Aber sie ist in den Wald gerannt und hat Puppen in den Wald gerannt.

Ich hab gesagt, Mama, ich habe Aliens gesehen. Sie hat es nicht gesehen. Ich habe sie gefunden. Ich bin sie in die Wälder gebracht und sie hat sich überredet. Und sie sagt, Mama, es gibt Aliens hier unten oder was auch immer. Und ich habe sie rausgezogen und sie hat sie mir beschrieben. Und sie hat gesagt, das ist schrecklich.

Nein, warst du zuhören?

Very scary. And I was like, well, what color are they? She's like, white.

White and green. And I'm like, they're probably worms. Did it look like a worm? And she was like, yeah, worms. Worms, Mom. So here's too much alien talk. Even today in the car we were talking about gravity and the earth is spinning and then also spinning and then the moon is spinning. But the sun's not spinning. I don't know if it spins, actually. I have to ask you guys.

But, um... Who surely? She was like, and then the aliens are gonna come from outer space. That's what she said.

Well, she listens to the show sometimes.

What are you doing?

Oh my gosh.

You see that comment that said, if Josh saw his name written, he wouldn't pronounce it right.

Nein.

Ich weiß, ich muss sagen, ich habe den perfekten Mann gefunden, den perfekten Schauspieler für das.

Annihilation.

One out of a hundred.

Here's where the judgment toward you gets wrong.

Für mich, ich habe es nicht, ich verstehe es einfach nicht. Ich denke nicht, dass es etwas war, was sie verstehen.

Ich denke, dass Leute, die vielleicht Computern bauen, es bekommen. Ja.

Stop, I can't even think about it. That is so scary. This is like the Halloween episode in February right now. This whole episode is so scary.

Er hat alle Muskelgruppen, er kann dich töten.

Oh, nein. Oh, mein Gott.

It would not be an exaggeration for me to tell you that I have 600 loads of laundry to do right now. I cannot get on top of it.

Look at my shirt.

You guys are really going to freak me out. I'm freaking out.

Interesting. Seems not good.

I actually am, but I call it brain fog.

Hey, dude, I have a magic mind.

A magic mind. Wait, are you talking about this?

Oh my gosh, you know, it's a mental performance shot. It's subtly sweet. It gives you a sharper mind, lower stress and calm energy. Holy smokes, that's amazing.

Bob Dylan-Movie. Yeah, you do.

Ambition ist einfach so seltsam und dreckig, richtig?

Timothée Chalamet has more range.

Oh, I know mine. What? The Departed.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, he had like the most impactful part, I feel like. Mark Wahlberg?

I guess.

Remember it and then do it again.

Was ist mit Killers of the Flower Moon? Er hat sich in dem verabschiedet.

Ich würde es nie wieder sehen, weil es mich so viel bedroht hat.

But very good.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good, but that's more of a Brad Pitt movie in my mind.

Oh, really?

And then you have a moment of self-reflection, like, wait, all these people want me to play this horrible person. Oh, did you know that... That was really on it, guys. I have to admit, I'm getting so insecure about this segment.

Just bag it, if you guys don't like it.

No, you don't.

Just so you guys know, the questions that I ask, I like these questions. I'm asking them because I like these questions.

Oh my gosh. Have you ever broken something at a friend's house and not told them that you did it?

Das ist schrecklich. Das ist absolut schrecklich. Das ist eine bessere Geschichte für einen Therapeuten.

Das ist verrückt. Wie geht es deinem Freund?

Um, I also, I didn't, this thing I did not, um, it's not a broken thing, but it's just a silly interview to me. But when I was like too young, like seven or something, I was like infatuated with the idea of like birth. Und ich gehe zu meinen Freunden, ich gehe zu Schlafzimmern in meinem Freundeshaus und ich würde eine Sehnsuchtschleimhaut auf meinen Stomach drehen, als ob ich ein Baby hatte.

Und ich habe dieses kleine Baby gebracht und es war wie ein Hits, wenn ich zu einem Geburtstagsfeier ging. Diese Mädchen dachten, es wäre lustig. Und ich hatte ein kleines Baby-Doll namens Tucker. Ich nannte ihn Tucker. Ja. And I would take him, I would go sleepover hopping with this baby in my C-section scar. And then one time we were throwing Tucker up in the air.

And my girlfriend and I had like a toga party or something. We all put like toga. But we were like six or seven. I don't even know who was parenting us.

Anyway, threw him up in the air, landed on my friend's roof. I'm going, I'm never going to see Tucker again. I tell my friend's mom, I'm like, you guys need to get a ladder. Get that baby off, please. And I never did and I never saw him again.

Tucker's still there? He's probably melted onto the roof. I've never heard that ever.

That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking about that now. Who told me about it?

Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.

Ich bin wie ein Gold-Member. Ich habe mich für mich selbst gesichert.

I do have little hands, but I thought the knitting was making them stronger.

Oh mein Gott.

Ich wundere, was sie versuchen zu erreichen. Vielleicht versuchen sie, uns in einen neuen Modus der Transport zu bewegen. Es ist wie, in 15 Minuten in Australien zu kommen.

Look at my shirt.

What happened?

Chick-fil-A-Sauce? Oh, come here.

I think it's Andrew breathing.

I thought it was interviewing like this.

What are we doing?

I had to point it out before a commenter did. What is that phenomenon where you have to acknowledge it before somebody else does?

In any other circumstance it would be a mistrial, but they're so after this guy. I'm not condoning what he did, it was terrible.

And that's what we demand in our country, right? It's a constitutional right to a fair trial.

She was tripping out. She was like shaking all over.

Franks Geburtstag.

I don't know. I just remembered it right now. I didn't even say happy birthday to him this morning.

Ooh.

It's like an insecurity thing.

What the heck is on Lily's shirt?

A Scottish Spaceman?

I literally couldn't focus because Lily's so dirty right now.

Yes.

So a guy photobombed you?

No.

This is a film camera? This is a film camera.

The exact same. Oh mein Gott.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, that or... Like dimensions or...

Das ist die Vorstellung, die ich habe. Aber warum hat er einen Visor an der Front? Ja, oder ist das die Rückseite des Helmets?

Ich meine, es ist so, als ob du ihn bemerkt hättest. Ja. Also es ist so, warum konnte die Kamera das kapieren, aber wir nicht. Aber dann können diese anderen Leute mit ihrem nackten Auge sehen, richtig? Richtig, ja.

Ich würde mich interessieren, was für ein Medium sie durchgesehen haben. Weil ich wundere, ob es dimensional ist.

Oh, also nur einer von ihnen hatte es.

Wow, das ist wirklich furchtbar.

Oh, I don't want to see it.

Man kann sogar den Körper hinter den Stühlen sehen.

Oder einfach es runternehmen, richtig?

Ich meine, ich wäre nie überrascht. Ein Lunatik. Ja, ich meine, aber auch, was gerade passiert ist. Ich würde mich überraschen. Weißt du, diese Mütter, die super paranoid werden, dass jemand sie von außerhalb ihres Hauses schießen wird, wie hunderts von Füßen weg. Das ist, was ich darüber denke.

Maybe just women generally. There's a sniper outside. Did you ever hear about that woman that did have that fear and then it didn't end up happening to her? Somebody just misfired in their neighborhood like practice shooting and she... Don't laugh!

You're a terrible person. What's your problem, Josh? Speaking of the supernatural changing the subject, your bestie, what's her face? Um...

Just film with Joe Rogan, you listen to it.

Yeah, I started it on the way over here. Dope. Fascinating.

Her line to open it up, she's like, Telepathy is just the tip of the iceberg of what we discovered with all this stuff.

Three, two, one.

I'm so scared right now.

Ist es nicht so in der Bibel, dass sie aus der Erde kommen?

Was ist ihr Lebensstoff?

I don't want to hear anything else.

It's been one after another after another.

Oh mein Gott.

Ja, so verrückt. Ja.

Das ist großartig.

Und sie hat einfach nur ihren grünen Haar behalten, oder hat sie sich letztendlich aufgetan?

Interessant.

Oh mein Gott, das ist alles so mysteriös für mich. Moon-Eyed-Kinder, Junge.

I would call that get away from my house.

Isn't that an island in the Caribbean?

You know what we should do is just plan a vacation there.

Spooky.

Isn't it a funny concept to think of why they're moving into the aquifers and stuff is maybe they have a civilization and they don't have storage.

Oh mein Gott, es gibt so viel Wunder in diesem Welt. Ich bin so mysteriös.

21?

Passers-by, I always wonder what they think.

Actually, the girl from Gossip Girl did. Did you see that?

It's not Vampire Diaries, it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

She wasn't Even Stevens, right? Or no, who was it?

Oh my gosh! I got that.

Ja.

Oh my god.