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Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

110.384

Yeah, and he invited him to a concert.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1103.852

Oh my gosh. Let me think really hard. Let me think for a minute.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

112.526

That's what the song's about. And then he invites the guy that did it to the concert.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1135.698

I'm actually Dumbledore. Yeah, he has to be like whimsical and artsy.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1147.121

That's an animated character, except for here I am manifested in the flesh. I am Lord Farquaad right now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1156.537

Oh my gosh. I actually don't know what he looks like though. Can I look it up?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1162.743

John Lithgow. How do you spell that?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1174.186

Come on, guys. Guys, he gives every old man... He's not even English.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

120.091

No, no, no. That's what I was told. His best friend drowned when he was a kid. And there was someone near him and they didn't save him. And apparently he found out who that guy was and invited him to the concert and sang it at him.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1202.407

That's what's so charming about Harry Potter.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1207.57

Oh my gosh, wait, they were looking at... Jeff Bridges would have been kind of cool. Holy abracadabra. I'm so mad.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1219.018

Expecto Patronum. He did a good Winston Churchill, right? He was Winston. Yes, and he was good. Yeah, he was good.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1243.452

Yeah, I know. What a disappointment.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1253.723

It's not going to be good, I already know.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1259.626

No, we really could not do that. No, you don't watch Game of Thrones.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

132.46

I don't know if that's true, though.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1343.556

That is the spookiest. What if she moved? What if she went...

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1356.63

The air shortages have like a whole little section. Yeah, they have their own seats.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1372.381

Sie kann ein Erstklass-Ticket kaufen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1396.767

I hope they got their plane tickets refunded.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1556.585

Your friend didn't tip you off. This is what's going to happen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1629.233

Ich denke, das ist, was ich in meinem Leben machen wollte. Ich denke, 16 Stunden Fahrt ist wie Frühstück, Abend und Abend.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1676.049

What's the scream that you would let out?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1777.314

Danke, danke Gott, dass die Schwester insistierte.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1826.339

Ich muss meinen Schraubendreher holen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1874.016

Sie hat eine Phobie von Puppen auf der Toilette.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1880.761

Aber sie ist in den Wald gerannt und hat Puppen in den Wald gerannt.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1894.312

Ich hab gesagt, Mama, ich habe Aliens gesehen. Sie hat es nicht gesehen. Ich habe sie gefunden. Ich bin sie in die Wälder gebracht und sie hat sich überredet. Und sie sagt, Mama, es gibt Aliens hier unten oder was auch immer. Und ich habe sie rausgezogen und sie hat sie mir beschrieben. Und sie hat gesagt, das ist schrecklich.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1917.585

Very scary. And I was like, well, what color are they? She's like, white.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1922.449

White and green. And I'm like, they're probably worms. Did it look like a worm? And she was like, yeah, worms. Worms, Mom. So here's too much alien talk. Even today in the car we were talking about gravity and the earth is spinning and then also spinning and then the moon is spinning. But the sun's not spinning. I don't know if it spins, actually. I have to ask you guys.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1944.491

But, um... Who surely? She was like, and then the aliens are gonna come from outer space. That's what she said.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

1954.025

Well, she listens to the show sometimes.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2003.36

You see that comment that said, if Josh saw his name written, he wouldn't pronounce it right.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2237.062

Ich weiß, ich muss sagen, ich habe den perfekten Mann gefunden, den perfekten Schauspieler für das.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2272.614

Here's where the judgment toward you gets wrong.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2294.393

Für mich, ich habe es nicht, ich verstehe es einfach nicht. Ich denke nicht, dass es etwas war, was sie verstehen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2299.237

Ich denke, dass Leute, die vielleicht Computern bauen, es bekommen. Ja.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2413.044

Stop, I can't even think about it. That is so scary. This is like the Halloween episode in February right now. This whole episode is so scary.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2434.161

Er hat alle Muskelgruppen, er kann dich töten.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2471.38

It would not be an exaggeration for me to tell you that I have 600 loads of laundry to do right now. I cannot get on top of it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2554.012

You guys are really going to freak me out. I'm freaking out.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2660.026

I actually am, but I call it brain fog.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2666.149

Hey, dude, I have a magic mind.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2671.672

A magic mind. Wait, are you talking about this?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2683.919

Oh my gosh, you know, it's a mental performance shot. It's subtly sweet. It gives you a sharper mind, lower stress and calm energy. Holy smokes, that's amazing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2767.944

Bob Dylan-Movie. Yeah, you do.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2805.051

Ambition ist einfach so seltsam und dreckig, richtig?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2840.202

Timothée Chalamet has more range.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2878.926

Oh, I know mine. What? The Departed.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2888.034

Well, I mean, he had like the most impactful part, I feel like. Mark Wahlberg?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

294.777

Remember it and then do it again.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2943.029

Was ist mit Killers of the Flower Moon? Er hat sich in dem verabschiedet.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2960.981

Ich würde es nie wieder sehen, weil es mich so viel bedroht hat.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

2990.764

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good, but that's more of a Brad Pitt movie in my mind.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3018.388

And then you have a moment of self-reflection, like, wait, all these people want me to play this horrible person. Oh, did you know that... That was really on it, guys. I have to admit, I'm getting so insecure about this segment.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3035.762

Just bag it, if you guys don't like it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3044.937

Just so you guys know, the questions that I ask, I like these questions. I'm asking them because I like these questions.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3055.965

Oh my gosh. Have you ever broken something at a friend's house and not told them that you did it?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3130.131

Das ist schrecklich. Das ist absolut schrecklich. Das ist eine bessere Geschichte für einen Therapeuten.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3136.735

Das ist verrückt. Wie geht es deinem Freund?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3241.189

Um, I also, I didn't, this thing I did not, um, it's not a broken thing, but it's just a silly interview to me. But when I was like too young, like seven or something, I was like infatuated with the idea of like birth. Und ich gehe zu meinen Freunden, ich gehe zu Schlafzimmern in meinem Freundeshaus und ich würde eine Sehnsuchtschleimhaut auf meinen Stomach drehen, als ob ich ein Baby hatte.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3266.258

Und ich habe dieses kleine Baby gebracht und es war wie ein Hits, wenn ich zu einem Geburtstagsfeier ging. Diese Mädchen dachten, es wäre lustig. Und ich hatte ein kleines Baby-Doll namens Tucker. Ich nannte ihn Tucker. Ja. And I would take him, I would go sleepover hopping with this baby in my C-section scar. And then one time we were throwing Tucker up in the air.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3286.191

And my girlfriend and I had like a toga party or something. We all put like toga. But we were like six or seven. I don't even know who was parenting us.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3293.496

Anyway, threw him up in the air, landed on my friend's roof. I'm going, I'm never going to see Tucker again. I tell my friend's mom, I'm like, you guys need to get a ladder. Get that baby off, please. And I never did and I never saw him again.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3319.092

Tucker's still there? He's probably melted onto the roof. I've never heard that ever.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3325.595

That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking about that now. Who told me about it?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3391.533

Ich bin wie ein Gold-Member. Ich habe mich für mich selbst gesichert.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

347.195

I do have little hands, but I thought the knitting was making them stronger.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3614.369

Ich wundere, was sie versuchen zu erreichen. Vielleicht versuchen sie, uns in einen neuen Modus der Transport zu bewegen. Es ist wie, in 15 Minuten in Australien zu kommen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

377.875

Chick-fil-A-Sauce? Oh, come here.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3831.31

I think it's Andrew breathing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3838.437

I thought it was interviewing like this.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

392.135

I had to point it out before a commenter did. What is that phenomenon where you have to acknowledge it before somebody else does?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3932.333

In any other circumstance it would be a mistrial, but they're so after this guy. I'm not condoning what he did, it was terrible.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3940.739

And that's what we demand in our country, right? It's a constitutional right to a fair trial.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3964.172

She was tripping out. She was like shaking all over.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

3993.2

I don't know. I just remembered it right now. I didn't even say happy birthday to him this morning.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

403.539

It's like an insecurity thing.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

416.175

What the heck is on Lily's shirt?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

420.716

I literally couldn't focus because Lily's so dirty right now.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4342.712

This is a film camera? This is a film camera.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4489.939

Yeah, that or... Like dimensions or...

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4558.634

Das ist die Vorstellung, die ich habe. Aber warum hat er einen Visor an der Front? Ja, oder ist das die Rückseite des Helmets?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4575.761

Ich meine, es ist so, als ob du ihn bemerkt hättest. Ja. Also es ist so, warum konnte die Kamera das kapieren, aber wir nicht. Aber dann können diese anderen Leute mit ihrem nackten Auge sehen, richtig? Richtig, ja.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4596.911

Ich würde mich interessieren, was für ein Medium sie durchgesehen haben. Weil ich wundere, ob es dimensional ist.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4610.723

Oh, also nur einer von ihnen hatte es.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4613.285

Wow, das ist wirklich furchtbar.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4679.87

Man kann sogar den Körper hinter den Stühlen sehen.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4688.174

Oder einfach es runternehmen, richtig?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4758.03

Ich meine, ich wäre nie überrascht. Ein Lunatik. Ja, ich meine, aber auch, was gerade passiert ist. Ich würde mich überraschen. Weißt du, diese Mütter, die super paranoid werden, dass jemand sie von außerhalb ihres Hauses schießen wird, wie hunderts von Füßen weg. Das ist, was ich darüber denke.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4772.755

Maybe just women generally. There's a sniper outside. Did you ever hear about that woman that did have that fear and then it didn't end up happening to her? Somebody just misfired in their neighborhood like practice shooting and she... Don't laugh!

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4794.009

You're a terrible person. What's your problem, Josh? Speaking of the supernatural changing the subject, your bestie, what's her face? Um...

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4811.555

Just film with Joe Rogan, you listen to it.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4813.656

Yeah, I started it on the way over here. Dope. Fascinating.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

4821.199

Her line to open it up, she's like, Telepathy is just the tip of the iceberg of what we discovered with all this stuff.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5218.301

Ist es nicht so in der Bibel, dass sie aus der Erde kommen?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5244.45

I don't want to hear anything else.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5247.372

It's been one after another after another.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5476.825

Und sie hat einfach nur ihren grünen Haar behalten, oder hat sie sich letztendlich aufgetan?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5589.039

Oh mein Gott, das ist alles so mysteriös für mich. Moon-Eyed-Kinder, Junge.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5612.233

I would call that get away from my house.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5628.286

Isn't that an island in the Caribbean?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5635.051

You know what we should do is just plan a vacation there.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5649.615

Isn't it a funny concept to think of why they're moving into the aquifers and stuff is maybe they have a civilization and they don't have storage.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

5783.209

Oh mein Gott, es gibt so viel Wunder in diesem Welt. Ich bin so mysteriös.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

639.831

Passers-by, I always wonder what they think.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

648.473

Actually, the girl from Gossip Girl did. Did you see that?

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

655.975

It's not Vampire Diaries, it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Ninjas Are Butterflies

132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

665.617

She wasn't Even Stevens, right? Or no, who was it?