Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Fri, 07 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What are the Green Children of Woolpit?
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Secretive Spy Planes Evil Aliens living inside of the middle of the earth Disappearing Astronauts in the 1960s What a...
possibly go wrong.
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Why is it only sometimes echoing?
It can be loud.
Butterfly.
Oh Lord.
If that gets flagged, then... Hey, thank you. Mr. Collins. Call me Phil, because I'm Collins. Actually, it worked out really good. That was really good.
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Chapter 2: What is the Solway Spaceman story?
I would not like that. It would feel so bad. Okay, I swear to you, there's another story. And maybe I'm the only person in the world that believes this, but I'd actually be interested to hear what they have to say. Yeah. That his daughter was murdered.
No. His daughter's living.
Would you let me tell the story? Okay. I think his name, her name is Lily. I'm just telling, I know. I know she's alive, but I thought there might have been another daughter.
Go ahead.
And that she was murdered and he invited the killer to... Der Konzert und singt es, wenn er schaut. Es klingt wie eine ähnliche Geschichte.
Es klingt wie ein zweihändiges News. Du hast es gehört und du denkst dir, ich bin ziemlich sicher, dass das die Geschichte ist, die du gerade erzählt hast, oder?
Nein, warst du zuhören?
Ähnlich. Marilyn Manson war Phil Collins' Tochter. Was Phil Collins' Tochter? Marilyn. Ja. Ich sah, hast du gesehen, wie sie Make-up für schwarze und weiße Filme machten?
Nein.
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Chapter 3: What are some mysterious Hawaiian cryptids?
Oh.
But it is kind of a neat thing.
Wow, that's so interesting.
Oh, here we go, baby!
Here we go.
Grip strength. Grip strength test. Let's see what it looks like. Should we do it in kilograms?
Yep. Psych! Get it out of here.
Okay, ready? Alright, come on, baby. You got this. Your record is 12.
130.8.
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Chapter 4: How is Microsoft advancing quantum computing?
You know the older sister Wren on Even Stevens? Okay, yeah. They're doing like the clay pigeons, what do you call it, skeet shooting. And apparently one dude went overhead or something and shot the shotgun and like...
She did not.
No, but there was like one right there, so her eyes all messed up, bruised and everything like crazy. It's all over her face. It's wild. She will be fine.
I can't imagine. And the guy said, looks like we're even.
Steven.
Stop it.
Well done. That wasn't even a character. Stop putting God down! This is no time to make a joke!
I was dead!
Oh, that was dumb. Now her face is rend. Nice. I was going to say ruined, but rend. Let's start over. You ready for a song? Oh my gosh, that is so fun. We know it's not fun. The buzzing in this microphone.
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Chapter 5: What does the new state of matter mean for technology?
Ich sage dir, das klingt wie ein unprächtiges Jokers-Ding.
Okay, wir werden jemanden machen, der wie sie gestorben ist. Und dann musst du einfach neben jemanden sitzen und dann wie weinen. Wie weinen.
I hope they got their plane tickets refunded.
I hope so, but the wife, she's, before this incident, she was terrified of flying.
Oh my gosh.
Terrified of flying. Now it's for the wrong reasons. Yeah.
I mean, they're like scarred, dude. That's wild. I can't, dude, I mean, yeah, there's gotta be a better protocol for that.
Yeah, what's your thought process with that?
I mean, people have to be dying on planes.
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Chapter 6: How did a body get transported on a flight?
Yeah, I would say so. And you got the pronunciation right the first time.
Here's where the judgment toward you gets wrong.
You stumbled through parts of that, but they didn't actually explain anything. They just said, we found something new and it's better. Das ist, sie benutzt nur große Worte, um es zu machen. Ich schaue andere Videos.
Nein, das ist der einzige, der existiert.
Für mich, ich habe es nicht, ich verstehe es einfach nicht. Ich denke nicht, dass es etwas war, was sie verstehen.
Sie haben uns nichts gesagt.
Ich denke, dass Leute, die vielleicht Computern bauen, es bekommen. Ja.
Und trainierte Kondukteure, weil es viele Kondukteure gibt.
Das ist, wie ich weiß, wenn mein Bruder den Podcast schaut, schreibt er mir eine Erklärung.
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Chapter 7: What happens if you accidentally bury someone alive?
Also, I think my favorite movie of his is probably Inception. I love that movie. Yeah, he's so good in that. Oh, Blood Diamond, he's also pretty good with that South African accent.
That was great. That's such a risk, too. Yeah. Like, if you don't nail it, you're getting crucified, dude. Like, that's wild. But it's, yeah, he's good. He's really good.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good, but that's more of a Brad Pitt movie in my mind.
Yeah, that's true. That one was crazy. They got to play Mr. Manson. What's his first name? Charles Manson. Didn't sound right. But the guy they had to play Charles Manson was crazy good. Absolutely wild. Because he did the same thing for Mindhunter. He played Charles Manson in that one, too.
Oh, really?
Wow. And it's crazy.
And then you have a moment of self-reflection, like, wait, all these people want me to play this horrible person. Oh, did you know that... That was really on it, guys. I have to admit, I'm getting so insecure about this segment.
It's just pressure.
Just bag it, if you guys don't like it.
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Chapter 8: How can AI impact future technology?
No, but give it a fair trial. That's what we need, a fair trial.
And that's what we demand in our country, right? It's a constitutional right to a fair trial.
You know that Karen Reed case that I told you about? The woman who had a cop husband and they found him in the snow and she's getting accused like... It's crazy. No joke, they came to the verdict or there was some type of information given. They were supposed to have a verdict reading or something or sentencing last Thursday. I saw that. And the judge was almost like in tears.
She was tripping out. She was like shaking all over.
Information has came out. We're going to have to recess for another week. So it literally is today, I think. And so it's weird, man. I think she's innocent. As far as I'm concerned, it's weird. Speaking of today, do you know what day it is?
Der 27.?
Franks Geburtstag.
Frank, oh. Nicht mein Großvater, mein Hund.
Ja, ja. Was machst du für ihn?
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