132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids

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What are the Green Children of Woolpit?

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Patricia Lewis 0:20
Secretive Spy Planes Evil Aliens living inside of the middle of the earth Disappearing Astronauts in the 1960s What a...
Jane Doe 0:29
possibly go wrong.
Patricia Lewis 0:30
Welcome to Ninjas or Butterflies. Let's go, baby. This podcast is brought to you in power by Sunday Cool.
Why is it only sometimes echoing?
Lucas Allen 0:44
It can be loud.
William King 0:45
Butterfly.
Henry Mitchell 0:57
Oh Lord.
Patricia Lewis 1:24
If that gets flagged, then... Hey, thank you. Mr. Collins. Call me Phil, because I'm Collins. Actually, it worked out really good. That was really good.
Jane Doe 1:34
You didn't know where it was going to go? Because I'm calling it right now. What were you guys told that song was about?
Ella Perez 1:39
The murder and the crowd. A man drowning and him not helping.
Mia Young 1:50
Yeah, and he invited him to a concert.
Ella Perez 1:52
Wait, what?
Mia Young 1:52
That's what the song's about. And then he invites the guy that did it to the concert.
Daniel Jackson 1:56
I thought it was like he murdered his daughter or something.
Mia Young 2:00
No, no, no. That's what I was told. His best friend drowned when he was a kid. And there was someone near him and they didn't save him. And apparently he found out who that guy was and invited him to the concert and sang it at him.
Jane Doe 2:11
Oh, gosh.
Mia Young 2:12
I don't know if that's true, though.
Jane Doe 2:13
Ich will nicht auf der schlechten Seite von Phil Collins stehen. Ich finde, er hat eine sehr kleine schlechte Seite. Er ist eine großartige Person im Allgemeinen. Ja. Aber dann kommst du... Mensch, stell dir vor, dass du derjenige bist, der Phil Collins verrückt ist. Der einzige Typ im Welt, den Phil Collins hasst.
Mia Young 2:28
Oh mein Gott.

What is the Solway Spaceman story?

Daniel Jackson 2:28
I would not like that. It would feel so bad. Okay, I swear to you, there's another story. And maybe I'm the only person in the world that believes this, but I'd actually be interested to hear what they have to say. Yeah. That his daughter was murdered.
Mia Young 2:44
No. His daughter's living.
Daniel Jackson 2:45
Would you let me tell the story? Okay. I think his name, her name is Lily. I'm just telling, I know. I know she's alive, but I thought there might have been another daughter.
Mia Young 2:51
Go ahead.
Daniel Jackson 2:52
And that she was murdered and he invited the killer to... Der Konzert und singt es, wenn er schaut. Es klingt wie eine ähnliche Geschichte.
Jane Doe 3:03
Es klingt wie ein zweihändiges News. Du hast es gehört und du denkst dir, ich bin ziemlich sicher, dass das die Geschichte ist, die du gerade erzählt hast, oder?
Mia Young 3:10
Nein, warst du zuhören?
Jane Doe 3:13
Ähnlich. Marilyn Manson war Phil Collins' Tochter. Was Phil Collins' Tochter? Marilyn. Ja. Ich sah, hast du gesehen, wie sie Make-up für schwarze und weiße Filme machten?
Mia Young 3:25
Nein.
Jane Doe 3:25
Sie haben es nicht wie normales Make-up gemacht, weil bestimmte Farben mit blauem und weinem poppen. Sie mussten also blau-grüne Lippen und crazy Eyeshadow tragen. Sie sahen also nicht normal aus. Which I'm fine with.

What are some mysterious Hawaiian cryptids?

Sarah Brown 3:41
Oh.
Jane Doe 3:42
But it is kind of a neat thing.
Amelia Scott 3:44
Wow, that's so interesting.
Ella Perez 3:45
Oh, here we go, baby!
Jane Doe 3:48
Here we go.
Ella Perez 3:48
Grip strength. Grip strength test. Let's see what it looks like. Should we do it in kilograms?
Jane Doe 3:53
Yep. Psych! Get it out of here.
Ella Perez 3:54
Okay, ready? Alright, come on, baby. You got this. Your record is 12.
Matthew Clark 4:07
130.8. Not my best. Not my best. Here we go. This is gonna be awful. Oh gosh. Come on, Mr. Buck. Das ist schrecklich. Wo ist es? Ja, 107. Okay, deine Runde.
Jane Doe 4:39
Was ist, wenn es 250, 250 ist? Ja, du musst nur 107 schießen, also bitte. Leute, ich habe gearbeitet. Okay. Komm schon. What is it?
Mia Young 4:54
Remember it and then do it again.
Lucas Allen 4:59
56.
Jane Doe 4:59
Shut up. That's not bad.
Matthew Clark 5:13
Did you see the UFC fighters do it, though? All the lighter weight guys, it's shockingly low. I really think it has to do with hand size. I have small hands.
Lucas Allen 5:29
Also liked how you closed your eyes, Lily, right before.
Amelia Scott 5:33
You were just like...
Jane Doe 5:43
It was going through your brain. It didn't work, but you know.
Mia Young 5:47
I do have little hands, but I thought the knitting was making them stronger.
Jane Doe 5:50
It probably is. You were probably like 30 before you started. So now it's progress. What's up, y'all? I'm so glad. 132, baby! We're here, Ninjas of Butterflies. We're here.

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