William King
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Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander's Nihilog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then we touched your shirts. Soft, too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive. It made my cousin Schlesky soil his space suit. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
No.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
It's all for you.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Butterfly.