Micah Brown
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KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I've been arrested three times for possession of marijuana, which you cannot eat three and a half grams of marijuana, at least in the time it takes for a cop to get to your window.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
But when I got pulled over, of course, I was coughing up marijuana all over the inside of my Prius.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
And the cop looks down at me and he goes, are you aware it's two o'clock in the afternoon?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I said, are you aware of the losses inflicted upon the Russians in defense of Stalingrad?
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
I've tried cocaine once on numerous occasions.
KILL TONY
#662 - DANIEL VAN KIRK
She liked Trump a lot, so I made a joke about it.