Michael Cohen

Good for him for having Chuck the Schmuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries come to his office.

By the way, I never liked either of them.

Ever.

Not when I was doing my, you know, and on Midas, he'd be like, why do you always have to say that?

I said, I just don't like them.

I think that they're worthless.

They're faux outrage and anger all the time.

I just don't like them.

I'm allowed not to like somebody, right?

So we would laugh about it.

Why does that make me bad?

Because I turn around and I said, good for him for having fortitude to pick up a phone and to call somebody who has been, let's just say, less than complimentary.

Why does that make me a bad guy?

Why is everything that I say, somebody has to make a determination about the quality of my soul and character?

I'm under this microscope from everybody.

Everybody thinks they have a right to judge me.

Why?

There's only one person that's going to be judging me, and that person's not sitting here on this planet.

That I can assure you.

So maybe people should learn to keep their judgments to themselves.