Michael Cruz Kayne

My goodness, I hated that.

Meine Vanity benötigte Hilfe mit der Organisation, also habe ich mit Target zusammengearbeitet, um diese Bathroom & Storage Produkte zu teilen, die so perfekt für Make-Up und Countertop-Organisation funktionieren. Das ist der schönste Trashbin, also musste ich das holen. Dann habe ich dieses spinnende Turntable gefunden, das ich so perfekt für meine Haut- und Farben finde.

Sticking with all the gold tones, I also had to get this candle. For the other side, I got a vanity organizer and countertop mirror. I love how all these pieces match each other and really go with the glam room aesthetic. And everything's on my Target storefront.

What is the name of that show that was on Hulu? I think it was a tiny little cameo part.

Difficult people.

Difficult people. What I remember is him doing the splits.

Yeah.

Yeah. Being a zaddy.

What are we saying?

No, she's married now. What? She got married.

My friend, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I've been saying it. And I think they still could.

Truman, I just forgot out of respect for Willa.

Okay, so listen, when you put in the doc, Pablo put in the doc a thing about two twins in Australia, and I thought it was the two from Extreme Sisters on TLC.

And I'm Lucy.

And they do everything together. Yep, they share a boyfriend. They're from Perth. which is in Australia. And so this means there's now two. They share a boyfriend? Yes.

It sure is. Their clothes are also custom made. They always wear the same thing. They had a difficult time finding a job because they needed to work together. Who's actually going for the position?

Thank you.

We're never apart. But they do the same thing from your clip. They finish each other's sentences and they talk together and they're always at the end of their sentences. And it's like very funny. And I'd never seen anyone do it. And then I watched the clip you sent and those women do it as well.

We did an off-camera content meeting, which I think other people just call a dinner. We just had a dinner. We all went over to Michael's and we had dinner. Not the craft store. Michael's house.

They do.

Well, they do also seem to be nurses, I will say. Just based on their outfits, they did seem to be nurses. They were wearing... Sorry, that's all I was going to add in. No, no, no, they were bunny rabbit scrubs.

And face.

But they don't seem to want to.

Dogs.

Cats.

Birds? Kangaroos? Bird nurses? Are they bird nurses? They're burses?

Oh. Bridget and Paula.

At their lovely home.

Really lovely.

Paula and Bridget.

Actually, Kenny's little sisters.

Just them. That's a good point. We don't know.

How could we? Twin ace. No way to look it up. Twin ace.

And twins. Remember that? Remember when fucking Coors Light. Was that Coors Light?

Did a whole commercial where the fucking punchline. I remember the shit out of that. And twins. I love burritos at 4 a.m. Drinking with my friends. And twins. And twins.

They're related. Yeah. So it's like, I don't think I want to be a part of, I'm an accessory to something. And incest. Yeah, I don't, maybe for, I mean, I guess maybe for looking, because it's to a man, I guess a simple-minded Coors Light man, and the one that they're portraying in that commercial, I guess it's too of a good thing.

But it's like, wouldn't you rather just an unrelated other hot lady? Yeah. I don't think we need to have two sisters that can't kiss.

And friends.

So a hand job happens.

And you've got it down to... We got it pretty well done. Yeah, it's really well done.

And that would be... My girls have solved that. Extreme sisters have solved that.

They had the same boyfriend and they wanted to marry him, but they couldn't find anywhere where the darn laws would allow it.

No one ever gets frustrated they can't finish it. That's not what I was going to say. Nobody ever goes like, that's actually not where I was going with that. Because I'll tell you, that's Dan and I thinking that's how we talk. We would love to both tell the same story, but we're both saying different things.

Yeah, it is.

Yowza! The sparks flew.

Will they, won't they, can they legally?

Look at that, look at that, look at that.

These two are so lovable. These are such lovable twinnies. Yeah. I would say.

Have you opened your Instagram messages within the last week?

I got a prompt that was like, chat with AI, you know, when it's like new feature. And it said chat with AI. And I was like, no. And when you hit X, it still took me to the like landing page of like, these are some AIs you could chat with if you wanted to. And like there was one named Kendrick Lamar. There was one called Emo Boy.

And then the one that had the most interaction, something like 649,000 interactions was named Step Sister. And I was like, what's this? It's like, what? I mean, you know who it is. But if it's not your stepsister, then who's... The fact that it's somebody's stepsister is enough to make you be like... Like, it's not even... It's not your step... And why do you want to talk to an AI stepsister?

What is this?

Did you guys see Conclave? That's so important to you. Did you see Conclave?

Guys!

Yeah. It's a bunch of wannabe popes.

To me, what was so interesting about it, great actors, great cast.

That's right. Who turned out to be, he's like kind of a dingus in real life, right? But he's, didn't he do something annoying? Didn't he do something annoying? Is he Jack Knight?

Is he the one who threw his gum at his wife and was like... No, that was Adrian Brody. Oh my God, Ralph Fiennes is jacked.

You think he doesn't get naked as the Pope in the Pope movie? You don't think I see that in the Pope movie?

No, you don't. You don't see it. But here's what I liked about Conclave. It's basically war, right? It's a bunch of people from different countries all over the world wanting to seize the highest power in the church, the papacy.

And Dan was telling a story, and he used the word low-key. Now, he used it the way that we grew up using it, which I believe our generation uses it as an adjective. That hang was pretty low-key. The generation, your kids' generation, uses it as what I believe is an adverb. It was low key, pretty crazy. And so at one point he said, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, low key.

Papacy. Damn, I say it like the smear.

I say it like the smear. So it's a war, but it can't be violent, right? You can't actually be violent, and you're supposed to stay moral.

And so like you see people try to like cheat their way into winning and they get caught. And then like the head, whoever's running the conclave has to like figure out how God would want us to deal with this. So it's like a moral compass. It's a heavily moral war acted by great actors. And it's good. So it was really good. Yeah, I liked it a lot. Okay, I'll check it out.

But it made me really interested for this now because now, but I don't think it happens right away. I don't think it's going to happen till May.

That's really wrong. The homie is Filipino. That's right.

Well, that wouldn't be his name if he became Pope, to be clear.

They pick a Pope name.

Pius. Pius is a great... What's the other good Pope name that's a word?

There's like a Pope...

No, but it's a word. It's like pious is a word. There's another one that's like a... Oh, this is a good one.

P-I-O-U-S, I thought. Oh, I thought P-I-U-S. Oh, is it P-I-U-S? It might be.

Innocent.

Yeah, I think so. I do think so.

Lots.

Too close to the sun.

Right?

His dad was Daedalus. That's who I was thinking of. Daedalus? What did Dionysus do?

Ah. Wow. I like that pope.

They didn't really care about the conflict, right? Didn't they? Oh, Dionysus. Didn't they adapt the symbol of the thing that they did?

They've all been white?

He was Italian. He was born in Argentina.

I don't...

And I saw them both turn to each other and like nudge each other under the table and like laugh. And I just looked over and I was like, are you laughing because he said low key? And they were like, yeah. And then Dan got very insecure about him saying it wrong. And I was like, no, you said it right.

Wow.

So it's time. The time has come.

Sure. But if I didn't?

Flip the chair around.

We're low key, you need to talk about. He's wearing a tank top. The papacy. The papacy.

You know how it happens? They take a vote, the initial vote. They count the votes. You have to have some percentage of the votes. All the cardinals are the ones that vote.

A college of cardinals. They'll get called into a conclave.

Nice. Scott Rowland. Good, that's it. Can't name any others. Those are the two. You lock them basically up. They lock them up in like a stay cache with all the cardinals. And then every day, I think sometimes there's two votes. They do a vote. They pull the names. They give you, like, okay, so those are our top names. Now we discuss. Now we figure out where the votes are going.

And then, like, they do a second vote. And it doesn't end until somebody gets, I want to say, 80% of the vote. And then that's the new pope. And then the smoke comes out.

Which shouldn't there be? Don't we live in a world?

Well, there's one who comes late.

They're just recognizing it was a little moment of generational crossover that I felt bad for calling out in the first place.

I'm married to Alec Baldwin. Nice.

Another bleak reality show about families if you were looking for one.

Hilaria.

How do you say cucumber? How you say? How you say?

It'd be huge for all of us.

Yeah, you guys will be super religious all of a sudden.

I gotta be on here. Check up on your ancestry. See if you became more Pope-y.

You coming to Mass?

You coming over to Mass today? I'm going to Mass every day.

I think that's for them to do. No, Filipinos get to do that. They're saying we can do it. Because your cousin's the Pope. They're saying we can do it.

No. Because then he became aware of the children and how he was not connecting with them. And then I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they started clearing dishes and then so did he. And I think he really wanted to connect with the kids.

Can I do the bell? Yes, I'm empowering you to do that.

Honorary Filipino. Nepo bell ringer.

Thank God. And what I learned today is to shut my f***ing mouth sometimes. We talked about too many things and most of them bad. And I won't be participating in any discourse around this episode. I probably won't even cross post any clips. I apologize to your lovely, wonderful production staff.

Yeah.

Step it up, Dan and Jeffrey Bloom from my middle school. And I also think high school. You're going after me, which is actually just an annoying echo. So I feel like you need to work a little bit on becoming.

Did I say what I learned?

No.

I love. 4 a.m. is too late for a burrito. 3 a.m. is dicey.

2 a.m., fine. Burritos at 4 a.m.?

Yeah, I love pizza at 4 a.m. Burritos at 4 a.m. is like more involved. You go home, you drunk order a burrito? I don't know.

Yeah.

I become a burrito.

I roll up in my blanket.

With cheese.

With cheese and beans.

And twins!

No nemesis of mine.

No, with us.

There's a big will they, won't they with us.

Is it? Oh, is it? Oh.

Oh, yeah. I'm playing for the Association of Women in Sports Media, which, you know, I am a woman in sports media, but we need more. I hate this. I hate watching this. Sports media is still, like, 80% male. So AWSM has campus chapters. They have a scholarship program, mentorship, networking events, just to try to bring more women and more unique voices into sports media.

Nothing. Nothing.

No, but if it was, I think that was the first interview. So that must have been right at the beginning.

And I came out the gate hot in that episode. So I think he was just like, who the fuck? Right. And that's fair, you know, totally fair.

I just spit. I did. She did.

I made a mistake.

Oh, my God. Pablo.

Watching a clip of us watching a clip of me is making me feel really bad. I don't like this. So many times. I feel like I'm incepting myself. I apologize.

I would have been embarrassed if he won. If I were him, I would have been like, well, you clearly smoked me. Why would I? I wouldn't have felt good about winning, but I guess he's different. I guess he's just built different.

And who all of my friends, specifically my dear friend Kayla, when she found out, she was like, please tell him how badly I want to have sex with him. And I was like, will do. And then after the show, I was like... I'm so sorry. Can we take a picture? And then while we were taking the picture, I just awkwardly said my friend Kayla really wants to have sex with you. It was not my best.

It wasn't my best, but I felt like I would be betraying my dear friend if I didn't let him know. And it was like way past the point where it was okay to let him know, which you could argue it was never okay to let him know. And so I just was like, whatever, dude, I won Jeopardy.

Yes, I have to. She asked me. I'm a girl's girl, you know?

What's that? I don't hold hands when I'm sitting. Ever.

Yeah, I don't like holding hands. Maybe I'm just an anti-hand holder. I don't know if that's a me thing.

I guess it's different for actors, right? Like, I already am not built in the way that, you know, people who date actors can just watch them have sex scenes with, like, super hot other actors, and they're like, that's the job. I don't think I would have that in me.

I know.

Are we going to look at it? We are. Yes. Oh.

How long ago was that in relation to the handhold?

Right, that's what I thought.

Yeah.

I think he was trying to say it's not up to them. It's up to the writers and or producers or whoever's in charge. And that when he baits in the public eye, he tries to do it like, I know you really want us to bang. Like, we're holding hands. I got you.

But I don't think that he... I didn't see a wink in that photo.

But he also, he does say it's valid if people are sick of it. So it sounds like he has heard people are like, better get off the pot, essentially.

We have like the same.

You're familiar?

Yes. With his co-worker? Or no, the lady that was... With the lady that was debating him?

Embrace the bait.

Diminishing returns, but still good.

Can you rip them off? Yes. I'm not asking you like I want you to.

Well, because we're getting to the point now where, like, yeah, you're not in control of the scripted show. but you could certainly... leave your spouses and have a fling. You're in control of that. And don't get us to the point where we start demanding that of like, well, if you're going to hold hands in a Knicks game, I don't know.

Could you possibly?

I think that's kind of wild, but I don't want this to be colored by the fact that you think I have some sort of longstanding beef with him. I have nothing but respect for Elliott Stabler. I've watched so much SVU. I only watch the reruns. I'm not like up to date on the new stuff, but so much SVU. And I truly, like, would love to see them hook up in the show.

But I do want to say I think I'm done with the holding of the hands outside in the real world. I don't need that.

Great.

It's about the corruption within the police force.

No, I had, but I was actually telling Dan on the way there. I was like, we have spent woefully little time together. So I've spent about as much time with Liz as I now have with Carrie, who both are lovely and wonderful. And your kids, whose names I don't remember. You said, say your names, and neither of them did. And then, like, you over-talked each other when you said Willa. So I missed it.

If you watch it through that lens, we're like, I don't think they're supposed to be doing this.

All the time. So you think you're diagnosing his kink?

Now, I need to make sure you're not shaming him for that, King, because we don't do that.

Great.

I was going to use Sidney Sweeney and Glenn Powell as an example, but she just broke up with her fiance. So maybe that's not a good example.

I will say Christopher Maloney also has... Any roles I've seen him in outside of SVU have been pretty sexually charged. I feel like he was Selina Meyer's little fling on Veep.

He was like a, I don't know, like a life coach or some sort of a personal trainer or something.

He was also in...

And is he sexed up in that?

Okay.

Oh, damn.

Oh, my God. Oh.

Or bag, right?

He has like a leather satchel. It is a high-duty, isn't it?

Great. A bag with a leather strap that he's clearly not figured out how to tighten because it's looped in a way you definitely wouldn't be choosing. And a hydro flask. He's holding one of those steel... Metal flasks you put water in and he puts it down by the wheel well.

That is woke, I just woke up hair. That hair has not yet been vertical to the point where it falls. It's like it was just up against a pillow.

Exactly.

Sure, yeah, you're allowed.

Yeah.

Don't piss him off.

You don't know.

Yeah.

Shut up, Pablo.

Is this World Truman Show?

What's going on? Oh my God, what's going on? Okay, I need a lot of answers now. You went to the house, and you have access to the footage from the ring camera. Right, so the ring camera, the footage must go to the, whoever's staying in the Airbnb then?

Yeah.

Is this AI? Did you put yourself in the video?

Come on, I'm going to throw up.

I don't like this.

Pablo, is it alive? Is something, can you just give us a heads up?

Yeah, same. With a new shirt. Okay, even more sketchy.

Okay, so this is your Ring cam.

That you set up at that house.

I believe Pablo Torres, who, you know, put out a big statement on Friday, basically dictating exactly where he got the information from higher ups of North Carolina and what have you. And I believe Pablo.

Okay, that's a lot less crazy than I thought it was for a second there.

You want to put it down?

Oh, my God. Jordan from Chatham, Mass. Oh, my gosh. July of 2023, five stars. Great spot, great views, great host, great value. Thumbs up emoji.

I'd love that.

Can this stop blinking at me?

Great.

Railroad style?

It's a railroad-style house. The whole place is...

Looks like almost a Murphy bed. Is that a Murphy? Does it fold up?

Because it could. They make those very chic now.

Of course, Winthrop.

Damn, I couldn't even guess what town it is in Massachusetts. Don't let those G.O. guys see me.

They're like, hang him, ta-ta. Pathetic.

And I said— My name's Julian Edelman.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Am I Team Jordan? Wait a second. This is a golf term I have learned? I mean, a men's senior shaft. Now, may I ask? Because I just like to ruin your day.

This is, at this point, does this woman know, at the point that Jordan is saying that she prefers a men's senior, does she know that her guest with her there is Bill Belichick?

May I say that's impossible?

I think that's fair for those people. That's logical. That's what the gossip in me would do, being like, we had a young girl who mentioned cheerleading, have an older man over and then not show back up. She must, like, that's fair. I don't think they're, like, saying that.

Yeah, that sounds like my uncle.

Crazy odds of that.

Yeah.

Yeah, once it's out, it's out. Somebody, do they think one of their friends might have profited off of it?

Yeah.

I'm not in the right whisper circles.

That's a bummer. It's a blow to the ego to know that I'm not getting included on any of that.

Operational security?

Oh, you mean, good Lord, Pablo needs a hobby? Yeah.

I was thinking the same thing.

Oh, man.

Yeah, so you can, I believe, correct me if I'm wrong, but a fan cam, you can put in your seat, like your ticket number and your row and everything at a certain game and it'll show you that section of that game. on camera. So you can find yourself as a fan in the crowd at the game that you went to.

A pad optic... Whatever. Go ahead.

Sorry, keep going.

What's the sleight of hand here?

Oh, my God. Stop, Pablo. It's zoomed way in.

Sure is. That is Jordan. This is November when?

You knew the section, but not the day?

The outfit being a Tom Brady jersey.

Yeah. Tom Brady jersey. I don't know. It's just very frustrating. I think the main source of frustration for me is this iron curtain that it's always been. Or I've always been like, well, Bill doesn't talk about that stuff. So Bill's on the distraction. It's the words I've used to defend him being at the helm of my team that now I feel like he's going like, actually, I'm like this.

And it's just like, Okay, so you've been covered by a media you refuse to interact with in a way that gives them anything. And now you're kind of spilling out on the sides. And it's just, I'd like to know if you're aware of everything that's going on, Mr. Belichick.

It feels like this whole no distractions, do your job is like the no parking sign of this Airbnb. It's a thing you say and Bill goes, not me though. They're not talking to me.

Yeah, probably. We just look for somebody to tell us that we suck.

Why has it got to be me? It's an early turn. Should I put on gloves?

Okay.

Sidelined. So in this press tour for this book, at least messaging-wise. The new rebrand is upon us. Right.

It says, warning, turn over when instructed. I am instructed.

First page only.

At Jordan Bella is the account. It has been dormant since January 2024 when the account retweeted cheer updates. Then last Friday, so last Friday, Jordan starts retweeting posts that defend her. She tweets one tweet from this account, Curry Hicks Sage. It's lacking a lot of punctuation. I think I'll lose people if I try to read it. It's a lot.

But basically, it's the person's trying to defend in response to a New York Post aggregation of your reporting, Pablo. Of our episode. They quote tweeted that.

Yeah, you do keep wanting to put all of our names on it. But it is a quote tweet of that in a defense of Jordan. Jordan reposted that. Then Jordan replied to it, hashtag scapegoat with goat capitalized.

She then also retweeted a reply to Awful Announcing, which I think we've run into this before, but we've had to describe to you that that is a website that covers sports media.

which reads simply, this comes from Daddy G at Ellen T-shirts, and he replied and said, good Lord, Pablo needs a hobby. So Jordan retweeted someone saying, good Lord, Pablo needs a hobby. And now Pablo, show me the lie. She's not wrong. Pablo, tell me about hobbies that you have.

And then me. I haven't even seen Pablo yet. It's like a reveal. It's like I get, like, what's he wearing?

Okay.

I think I know what it is, and I'm just more scared.

Yeah. Oh, a second outfit. There he is. Miss America.

It's just like making me watch that Sawburn video. Watch an athlete do comedy.

Yes.

What's he doing there?

Do we have any answers coming?

Right.

Oh, yes. Are these sensible separates? They're sensible separates.

Oh, my God.

Who did they send it to? Why does this exist? Why am I looking at this?

Like, where was this camera? Oh my God, Pablo. This is crazy. Oh my God, Pablo.

It's wild. He can be like, you are at the parking lot of an old Caldor's in Massachusetts. He can pinpoint you on a map. It's crazy.

Because of this. Because of us.

Yeah.

How?

How?

I'm going Mexico. Whatever the opposite of that is, that's me. I'm like, am I in my own house right now?

He's writing our coattails. Yes, the sacrifice we make being here having journalism happen to us live.

Oh, my God.

I'm like, I want to have a good relationship. I want them to like me and be a friend.

Well, get under the table because here we go.

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Yeah.

Yours has more warnings than mine.

Because you can't be trusted.

Fenestra, Latin, window, feminine, noun. Let's go. That window of time that Belichick had.

And I think if the other thing about it is if UNC struggles this is only going to get way, way, way, way worse.

Shut up.

And a sun hat. She would just be by the pool with him. That was the idea. I pitched this to her. She left. In the room. She called me. She was like, what do you think would be a good, and I was like, get that, get that kini on, girl.

Whoa.

Sure.

Yeah. Oh my God. You're driving the car, really?

They had zero intention of using it.

That hurts me.

It makes me feel for her.

I think the villain up to this point in this particular story, I am like, oh, gosh. I agree.

Please don't have that footage right now.

And no, I don't have it.

Oh my God. How did you do that?

Mm-hmm.

Let me also... Okay, here's what I'm going to say. I think... This is a principle of my life. Talking sh** behind people's back is totally fine. I encourage it.

So I think that's total. I think you should talk sh** about all the people. But everything goes out the window if they hear you. If they hear you, it's a whole different ballgame.

They heard them.

But I would say that is it's tricky because even like, have you ever had a friend who had a significant other that you were like, oh, boy.

This person is trash. I would say, in my opinion, I'm like, I'm just going to wait until they break up.

Maybe it's not good.

But I do wonder if there are any of the gender of the people of our 11 spices, if any of those spices is a woman spice.

Even baby. Baby. Can you read that quote one more time? I started laughing at the word worst. You did. Didn't hear the rest of it.

Huh.

That's as many herbs and spices as there are, if I'm not mistaken.

Okay, here we go. Joshua rated this wine five stars. This review says... Where are you, my love? Big hugs, big full-body fruit forward, but complex, earthy flavors. Blackberries, big expressions of mushroom, blackberry, black pepper, earth, young but showing its strength. Yikes. Okay, but wait.

This actually sounds even more like talk-to-text because where are you, my love, big hugs almost sounds like he's talk-to-texting someone and then talk-to-text this.

Okay, this is a Terras Gauda Orozal. A 2020 Rias Baixas España. Sorry. Absolutely delicious. Complex light citrus, lemon, lemon flower, lemongrass citrus. Oh, my God. What a beautiful complex flavor. It's really special, fresh, and expressive. Citrus pear, grapefruit, green apple, lemon, honey, honeydew, honeysuckle. Oh, my God. This is so lovely. Oh, my God. Some mineral tones. Lovely.

Oh, that's going to be five stars.

This one here is oof.

This one, the vintner of this, I believe, is Trump. Trump Meritage 2019.

I'm surprised by the 4.0 ratings. He himself gave it 4.0. This is a good table wine, a good value wine, not overly complex. Blah fruit, blackberry, black cherry, pepper. Flavors are flat, non-expressive. As I said, a good table wine. Love Trump, though. Enjoy.

I mean, absolutely.

Hell yeah.

Mm-hmm.

That feels very rudimentary.

And I would describe that as a borderline loose battery.

In the frame, there appears to be a little more higher quality version of whatever this is. Yeah. But the one that's on the disembodied person is troubling to look at.

Okay, so we're in World War II era.

Also, it just feels like at this point... You know it's not going to work. Whatever it says.

Those wires seem pretty professional. It just feels like the second you're like, you know, look, David's been masturbating so much, we need to create a device. There's nothing that's going to stop David.

Just let David get the slinky.

Hang on. The fellas are using these things too.

A dung dung.

Dung dung.

I mean, honestly.

Yeah.

That's all we are. Absolutely neutral reporter. We're like the Walter Cronkites of this.

What do we feel for? I would say that I found out that Jordan Hudson is a full person with a backstory and that, you know, it brings to mind that ancient saying, be kind for everyone is fighting a hard battle. And I don't know, I didn't know, I didn't really even think about her deal.

There's another quote, another quote actually brought to mind by this, which is every marriage, every relationship is a foreign country. Diane Sawyer said that on the O Network. And it really stuck, it really stuck with me. And so like, there is a part of me that looks at this and is like, look, man,

If I were watching it in a movie or reading it in a book and I knew that these were like fictional characters, I'd be like, something is f***ed up here. But they're two real people. He's an exceptionally smart guy. Maybe not in every aspect of his life, but at least in some part of his life, he's brilliant. Maybe two people are getting what they want, and who cares?

They're both getting what they want.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Now, do we think, maybe we know, I don't know if we know, do we think this is like the athletic director at UNC being like, this is a problem, or do you think it's Bill going to the athletic director and being like, I would really love it if you said this was a problem?

Yeah.

You're my cheerleader. Who's got tarrier heels than you? You're my cheerleader. You've got to be there, babe. But they are saying.

You know how Bubba can be.

I think Bubba's jealous. I wouldn't say it to him, but I think Bubba's jealous.

That's my Bill Belichick impression.

After the break. Oh, my God.

In addition to inserting herself, there also is an element of asserting herself, it feels like. It feels like it's not just like I'm in here to protect. It's also like the big dog is barking over here, just so you know, and the big dog's got her eyes on you. That's how it felt.

Okay, thank you for noticing. Well, I took a shower yesterday.

Shout out to showers.

You're the one who taught kids.

I didn't want to do it. Something that I did came from the center of the earth.

Sorry, Pablo. Please continue. Can we take it out? We all thought.

Sure, by the law, it's fine. By the law, it's fine. But there are other, man has other laws than those that are writ. That I believe is also a philosophy textbook somewhere. Yeah, absolutely. Signed by Bill Cowher.

Wait, can I say the same thing? I was going to say it because I'm going to forget it. Yeah. I'm trying to picture either you're typing it or you're writing it, right? If you're writing it, there's no way you write 00 instead of 01. This was typed.

So if you're typing it.

But on your phone, the zero is not where the one is. It's not close to the one.

feels instructive. But wait, you could put zero, maybe you could put zero twice. You could put double zero. Generously, maybe you could, maybe you double tapped it.