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Michael Gonzalez

πŸ‘€ Speaker
403 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

Hey.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

So at least some people are going to relate.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

So I took some a couple weeks ago, right?

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

I felt the urge to just try something new.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

So I had some Kool-Aid, and I was like, let's throw some Tabasco in this.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

Let's get that spicy Kool-Aid going.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

The acid kicked in.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

The urge came in, and I just ran around for the next two hours just, Olay.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

Thank you.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

That was the acid droppers laughing.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

So I like to eat really fancy.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

I like to eat, like, really good.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

And something I started doing is, like, judging people based upon forks at the table.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

So everybody wants to be the dinner fork.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

Four-pronged, strong, big, ready to eat.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

You know what I'm saying?

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

But then...

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

You got your salad forks.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

The people that are like, you're crisp with, but they're only three prongs.

KILL TONY
#641 - HOWIE MANDEL

Then you got your oyster forks.