Michael Knowles
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They say, Michael, you got to trim your wick.
I said, is that a euphemism?
They said, no, you have to get this thing.
They gave me a thing.
Did you know this, men?
I'm sure the women knew this in the audience.
Did you know there's such a thing as a wick trimmer?
And you're supposed to cut, you're supposed to clip with this little tool.
Looks like a medieval torture device.
You're supposed to clip the wick on your candle.
I'm a candle mogul, and I didn't know that for a very long time.
Anyway, lots of combustibles on the table today that I have produced.
The candles and the Mayflower Dawn Churchill.
A new initialism has dropped just when you had learned the LGBTQ plus LMNOP.
Just when you learned that.
That one's out.
Because a member of parliament in Canada has a new one.
Did you know there was a genocide going on?
a genocide of M-M-I-W-G-2-L-G-B-T-Q-Q-I-A plus people.
I looked it up.