Michael Knowles

Baia, explain the pine cone thing to Clay Van because I prefer not to be sued.

And we're all recording all this, but we'll cut out anything that is unpleasant, which is to say three quarters of the show will be cut out.

I'm going to go know that the Pinecone Gate really didn't make a difference.

If it had been Cactus Gate, that would have been a completely different thing.

I mean, I'm just, honestly, like, what other parts of the natural world would be worse to label your member than a pineapple?

You're running into, like, see an enemy gate?

Like, I don't know.

Coral gate?

Like, what are we talking here?

Yeah.

And apparently he was texting with women using this name, right?

I mean, I think that's where the text came from, is in a text with a woman, he was referring allegedly to his member as a pinecone.

That's pornographic.

Yeah, no, this is totally right.

Okay, so first of all, you don't run a campaign in Northern Kentucky in which your chief issue is Israel and the Jews.

That's the dumbest thing you can do.

Because if you think that the voters in Northern Kentucky are thinking about that, you're out of your mind.

His district has 780,000 people and he has less than 500 Jews.

And so if you actually want to know what happened in that election cycle, it's very easy.

Watch the local TV ads.