Michael Knowles

So I'm sitting in the makeup room preparing to light my Mayflower Dawn Churchill.

And I said, wait a second, Churchill, his mother was American.

And I'm pretty sure I remember reading that Churchill was a descendant of the Mayflower.

That's a kind of funny coincidence.

Hey, let me just Google who his ancestor was.

I find out moments before I light up my Mayflower Don Churchill on Winston Churchill Day that Winston Churchill is my cousin.

You can see the resemblance.

Churchill and I both descend from Dr. Samuel Fuller on the Mayflower.

So I'm smoking a Churchill Mayflower cigar, a cigar named both after him and our shared family.

Okay, I'm gonna table the UFO stuff for a second and get back to more spiritual matters because I think the aliens are demons anyway.

There's a guest who just went on Tucker's show and went completely viral all over the internet.

This guy's name is Nathan Apfel.

And he made a claim that I find much more shocking, preposterous, and disturbing than any of the UFO claims.

This guy claimed that Christianity at its core is socialist.

Okay, so what this guy just said is completely, totally, unequivocally, without exception, wrong.

Totally wrong and crazy.

Now, look, he's not a theologian.

He's a filmmaker.

So I don't know how seriously he takes religion.

I don't know how much he's thought about this.