The Matt Walsh Show
Friendly Fire: Sabrina Carpenter Uncanceled & Prosecuting The Left's Money Laundering Machine
23 Apr 2026
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Chapter 1: What recent indictment was announced by the DOJ regarding leftist activist groups?
It's not even just the Indian guy pretending to be a hot maggot chick. Did you see the hot maggot chick who is on the sugar daddy's website at DHS? Did you guys catch this? Yes. Yeah. I didn't see that story.
I didn't see that story. No.
I don't want to knock, I don't, look, friendly fire. I don't want to knock someone who's on the right, you know, working for the admin, doing a good job. But that would seem to be a security risk. We're working it for the admin.
Am I right? She's in IT. What is she doing?
Chapter 2: How did Sabrina Carpenter respond to her Coachella cancellation?
Cutting off their funding. She had to make a living. She's working IT. She's working it for the admin. Matt, the story is there's a staffer at Counterterrorism who was basically trying to catfish sugar daddies into paying her bills by posting scantily clad photographs on the internet.
And this guy did, right? He paid her like 40 grand.
Yeah, she works in counterterrorism. Maybe it was a honeypot operation.
Yeah. I just want to know. Only hiring the best. There's so much money out there, guys. There is money to be an Indian AI scammer. There is money to go on dates with old men from the government.
Chapter 3: What arguments are made regarding the Senate filibuster?
There is money to just say the N-word a lot online, and you'll be paid $3 million from the biggest left-wing group in America. And I'm not getting any of the money. So maybe, maybe I'll say some racial slurs as this show goes on to fill my pockets This is Friendly Fire.
Gentlemen, before we get to the really important stories that everyone wants to talk about, we have a great guest coming on, Emily Austin. Before we get to Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna and all the stories that everyone really wants to talk about, I guess we have to cover the fact that after years of debate, It turns out the SPLC was just indicted.
It looks like they've been propping up white supremacy and neo-Nazism in America. The left is the biggest funder of neo-Nazism in the country. And I guess it turns out that Democrats are, in fact, the real racists. Is that right?
I always called SPSC a hate group, you know. I always called them a hate group, but now they're actually a hate group. They actually are the hate group. I thought they were hate groups for calling us hate groups.
Chapter 4: What evidence is discussed about the SPLC's involvement in the Charlottesville rally?
I thought that was hateful, but it wasn't hateful enough. They're actually paying people. I mean, they could have been paying us. They could have been paying us. If we were hateful, they could have been paying us.
Well, this has been Matt's point for a while because Matt's been a big target of the SPLC. If you're going to be the target, you may as well be the person who's getting paid. But it does demonstrate once and for all that for so many of these 501c3s, they have to generate the fentanyl in order to fund the methadone clinic. There's just...
there's not enough racism in America in order for them to raise money to fight racism. So what they could do is they can subsidize the racism in order to get their donors to fight the racism. And you see this over and over and over in the nonprofit space. The problem is, if you solve the problem of racism, what do you do?
You can either go out of business or you can find the next thing to raise money off of. Or I guess you can just go spend $3 million funding the KKK so that you can fight the KKK.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts view the SPLC's funding of neo-Nazi groups?
It actually is pretty wonderful. For those donors, it's sort of that meme from the from the last Gaza war, where you would see the Hamas rockets go up, and then the Israeli Iron Dome go up, and it would say, my money, somehow also my money. And it's like that, I guess, for the people who are funding the SPLC.
It's like, my money, the white supremacists, also somehow my money, is like fighting the white supremacists.
It's pretty astounding though, because We're not just talking about this left-wing group. One of the most prominent that there is, we don't even know how much money they have, but it's at least, what, $800 million? It's a little unclear. Almost a billion-dollar organization. Not only are they giving a little money here or there, going to an event, infiltrating a group, we're talking like...
a million dollars to a single person over the course of some years. We are talking about leaders of the neo-Nazi groups are just working for the left. We're talking about Unite the Right, which was the preeminent neo-Nazi rally that Trump had tied around his neck for years and years and years. A whole big hoax comes out of Charlottesville.
Chapter 6: What implications does the Virginia gerrymandering have for future elections?
That thing was organized by the SPLC. Oh, yeah.
It's like everything else. It's like everything else online. Everything else ends up devouring itself. You know, if you start out, you're a conspiracy theorist. You ultimately have to be have a conspiracy about the conspiracy. So the guys who start out saying there's a conspiracy against Trump eventually have to say Trump is part of the conspiracy because.
You run out of conspiracies like everything devours itself. The left starts out, you know, if you're for game, if you're a gay guy for gay marriage, you're a hero. Then you're the villain because you're not for people pretending to be men when they're actually women because you're not attracted to them. So everything, everything on that line just ultimately devours itself.
There'll be nothing left except make believe blonde women supporting MAGA.
My favorite thing. I was going to say, this does give me a strange respect for Jussie Smollett because he actually funded his own hate crime hoax.
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Chapter 7: Why do the hosts believe conservatives should maintain faith despite recent political setbacks?
He did that. He didn't get SPLC to do it. He put his own money into it. So you really got to support your mom and pop hate crime hoaxers who are doing it.
I was thinking about a new segment on the show. I do these different segments, you know, Music Monday, Tee Hee Hee Tuesday. So I was thinking I might do White Supremacy Wednesday brought to you by the Southern Poverty Law Center. And then depending on how big the check is, that will determine which racial slur I yell that day.
But it's really annoying because I generally look askance on racial epithets. You know, I try not to slur too much. But if I'm going to do it, I'm not going to do it for free. I mean, you know, we've got $3 million out there on the sidelines. Let's bring it in.
Also, think about the excuse that we're hearing from the left and from Democrats, and I guess from SPLC themselves, which is that they weren't, no, this was not them funding the organizations in some sort of cynical attempt to prop up these organizations so they could fundraise off of them and then also use them as a pretext to crack down on conservatives. That's not what they were doing.
Chapter 8: What cultural observations are made about public figures like Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna?
They were paying for informants, they claim, to go in and investigate these hate groups and And even if we were to accept that excuse, which I don't because it's BS, but even if we did, well, that just speaks to the degree to which these left-wing activist groups essentially function as these quasi-government agencies. Because even if they were doing that,
You don't have the legal authority to go out there and pay for informants to run these elaborate investigations of domestic terror groups. You're the SPLC. You're not the FBI. You're not actually a law enforcement agency.
So even if we accepted that excuse, it still speaks to the corruption that these kinds of... We consider that we're under the tyranny of unelected bureaucrats and unelected judges, and we are. We're also under the tyranny of unelected activist groups that have been empowered, especially under the Biden administration, to act as though they are bureaucrats and law enforcement agents.
Well, speaking of the government.
There are a couple of details that sort of jumped out at me in this story that were pretty astonishing. One is that the SPLC listed one of the people it was funding on its hate site. So if that person was supposed to be just an informant giving information, would you list that person on the hate site while simultaneously funding the person?
Because you're inherently lying either to the public or to your donors or both. So that I thought was fairly astonishing. And then I also found it astonishing. I looked it up, or our producers looked it up for the show today. The New York Times quoted the SPLC data about... white supremacy in its articles about Unite the Right.
So once again, it was the SPLC that was helping to make the Unite the Right rally happen. One of the people at that rally, one of the organizers for it, was paid $270,000 and actually helped organize rides to the rally. And then the SPLC was quoted by the New York Times about that rally, which is like, wow, this is sophisticated CIA-level crap here happening from the SPLC. So-
Well done, I guess, SPLC. And then again, the compliance of the legacy media and this whole narrative is the real untold part of the story. Because without the legacy media basically laundering the SPLC as a legitimate organization for decades, none of this ever would have been possible. So once again, thank you. Goes out to the New York Times.
I also want to make a point to the people on the right who are given to despair, which is the right. It's always the right. The right always, because we have this tragic view of the terrestrial world and human society, we never want to take the win, and we're always kind of angry, and I get it, especially right now. But Three years ago, the SPLC was working with the DOJ.
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