Michael Kosta
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Secretary Rubio tells the State Department, get with the times.
No more woke fonts.
Yeah!
Yeah!
No more woke fonts.
Wait, what the f*** is a woke font?
Was it a font offended by the Sydney sweetie jeans ad?
Help me out here, Rubio.
What makes it woke?
In 2023, the Biden administration had the department begin using Calibri, which is saying it's easier for visually impaired people to read.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Calibri is woke because it's easier for visually impaired people to read?
Who wouldn't want to help the visually impaired?
I almost helped a blind guy cross the street once.
It's very brave of me.
But apparently for MAGA, the definition of woke has been so stretched that at this point it means helping other people at all, even if it doesn't hurt anyone else.
That means if Calibri was woke, then ramps are woke.
Braille is woke.
Those chairs that lower old people into the hotel pool are woke.
How else are they going to secretly finger blast each other under the water, huh?