Michael Kosta

Willie Brown, the mayor, said, I'm going to appoint you to the parking traffic commission because I was bitching about doing business in San Francisco.

Getting appointed to a position he knew nothing about soon gave Gavin the confidence to aim even higher.

Willie Brown was turned out as mayor, and there was an open seat.

And I think at 33, I announced, why the hell not?

And with that stirring message as his clarion call, Newsom landed his biggest role to date.

Mayor.

He quickly made his mark, taking the lead on gay marriage.

Separate is not equal.

Because he wanted everyone to experience the joy that he felt with his wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle, a California district attorney who definitely has a type.

Gavin and Kimberly would practically San Francisco royalty, even if they didn't quite know how to use chairs.

But like so many celebrity marriages, it ended in divorce.

Sending Gavin into his bad boy era, he lashed out at the press.

That was a great cheat file.

He reached for the bottle.

Rumors of possible alcohol abuse have dogged the mayor.

There were even rumors of an affair with a staffer's wife.

But of course, you can't believe everything you hear and read.

I want to make it clear that everything you've heard and read is true.

Oh, wow.

Okay.