Trump Attacks CNN's Kaitlan Collins Over Epstein Q & Renovates D.C. in His Image | Ms. Pat
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What recent actions has Trump taken regarding CNN and the Epstein files?
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YEAH, WE GOT A GOOD ONE TONIGHT, BOY. WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW. I'M MICHAEL KOSTIN. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT. GAVIN NEWSOM IS READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP. THE KENNEDY CENTER ABOUT TO GET THAT BBL, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, TRUMP ACTED LIKE A DICK. SO LET'S GET INTO THE HEADLINES. It's no secret that things have not been great in the old U.S. of A. lately. Government shock troops are rampaging through the streets.
What is Trump's vision for renovating Washington D.C.?
Billionaires are stripping our last remaining news outlets for parts. And I just bought a pint of raspberries that cost $43. But don't worry. President Trump has an announcement that's going to turn everything around. America is back.
This is a new hat we just came out. America is back.
America is back. Thanks for that inspiring halftime speech, coach. Team, I know we're down 55 to zero, but on the other hand, I made a hat. Hope that helps. Good luck in the second half. It's bad enough they release hats as often as iPhone updates, but it doesn't even look like Trump's heart is in this one. Can someone ask him a fun question to cheer him up a bit? And please, make sure it's not about a subject that he's desperately trying to avoid.
How is Gavin Newsom positioning himself for the 2028 presidential run?
A lot of women who are survivors of Epstein's are unhappy with those redactions that came out. Some of the entire witness interviews are totally blacked out.
Caitlin Collins, ixnay on the dead edophile pay. This is supposed to be a fun merch drop. Trying to hold the president to account is really killing the vibe here. Mr. President, why don't you answer the question in the dignified and respectable manner that we've come to expect? You know, she's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. I've known you for 10 years. I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face. Well, I'm asking you about survivors. You know why you're not smiling? Because you know you're not telling the truth. That is messed up. Can I talk to the president alone for just a second?
What challenges did Ms. Pat face while creating her show?
Hey, DJ, a few thoughts, all right? I don't know if there's ever a time to tell a reporter to smile, but I'm almost positive it's not when she's asking you about sex trafficking victims. I mean, even... Even if she did smile, would that make it better? Hey, I'd like to ask you about that pedophile ring. But to be fair to the president, he's really tired of being asked all these questions that he refuses to answer. I think it's really time for the country to get on to something else. Yeah, yeah, of course you want to move on to something else. I would too if I was in the Epstein files thousands of times. I feel the same way when the IRS tries to audit me. Hey guys, I appreciate your interest, but me and my business jacuzzi are ready to move on.
You know what? Donald Trump is right about one thing. There are a lot of other important issues to focus on, like what exactly?
The president has announced his intention to build a giant arch across from the Lincoln Memorial.
Whee!
How does Ms. Pat's show address themes of immigration and motherhood?
I'm the president. My arch is going to fly. And now it's fighting Godzilla. And now it's telling Barbie to smile. And now it's marrying the Washington Monument. Oh, yeah. Is that what you guys laugh at? Stuff like that? Okay, so the president has decided to spend his time building a giant arch. How giant are we talking?
The Washington Post reports it could stand as high as 250 feet, just 40 feet shorter than the U.S. Capitol. Two people say he's grown attached to the idea, despite some architectural experts being alarmed by the scale.
I'd like it to be the biggest one of them. Wow, get excited, people.
What personal experiences shaped Ms. Pat's career and storytelling?
Trump is building Washington, D.C. 's hottest suicide destination. First off, it's never good when the architectural experts use the word alarmed. And secondly, do we need the world's biggest arch?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What recent actions has Trump taken regarding CNN and the Epstein files?
0:00–1:09
2
What is Trump's vision for renovating Washington D.C.?
1:09–1:58
3
How is Gavin Newsom positioning himself for the 2028 presidential run?
1:58–2:45
4
What challenges did Ms. Pat face while creating her show?
2:45–3:54
5
How does Ms. Pat's show address themes of immigration and motherhood?
3:54–4:41
6
What personal experiences shaped Ms. Pat's career and storytelling?
4:41–5:54
7
How does Ms. Pat advise young people struggling to find their path?
5:54–7:18
8
What is the significance of Ms. Pat's success in the comedy industry?
7:18–32:13
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