Michael Kosta

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Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Michael Kosta.

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Pete Hegseth rocks the boat.

Donald Trump declares war on windmills.

And the Navy is about to make sure that witches get stitches.

So let's get into the latest on the war in Iraq.

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All eyes are still on the Strait of Hormuz, which we can now all agree is the most important narrow waterway in the world.

Look, no offense to the Panama Canal, but if I were you, I'd kill myself.

Anyway, as part of Trump's efforts to pressure Iran to open the strait, the US Navy is blockading all Iranian ports along the coastline, which is a very complex, difficult task.

But luckily, we've got the steady, stable leadership of US Navy Secretary John Phelan to get the job done.

US Navy Secretary John Phelan ousted from his position, effective immediately.

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