Michael Kosta

You're in the middle of a major naval operation and you're firing the guy whose job is to be in charge of major naval operations?

Just because what?

He looks like a high school principal who's always asking the girls for hugs?

How else are you gonna say congrats on sophomore year?

There must be a reason.

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

I can't tell you how many friends I've lost arguing about shipbuilding.

It's actually kind of sad.

Tim, Gary, Todd, I know we haven't spoken since our big fight about whether a displacement haul is superior to a semi-displacement haul, but I still think that a semi-displacement offers better balance of range and speed, but I wish it hadn't torn our friendship apart, especially since none of us were actually building a ship.

Also, sorry for banging your wives.

In retrospect, that was childish and uncalled for.

I think that'll do it.

But this firing is a little concerning, especially because we're losing all of the military expertise that I'm sure John Phelan had been bringing for the job for, I assume, years.

Holy shit, that's it?

They put a guy in charge of the U.S.

Navy because he's good at being rich?

Secretary, six incoming torpedoes.

Quick, throw some money at him.

I mean...

But still, Trump hangs out with lots of rich people.