Michael Kosta

No more woke fonts.

Wait, what the f*** is a woke font?

Was it a font offended by the Sydney sweetie jeans ad?

Help me out here, Rubio.

What makes it woke?

In 2023, the Biden administration had the department begin using Calibri, which is saying it's easier for visually impaired people to read.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Calibri is woke because it's easier for visually impaired people to read?

Who wouldn't want to help the visually impaired?

I almost helped a blind guy cross the street once.

It's very brave of me.

But apparently for MAGA, the definition of woke has been so stretched that at this point it means helping other people at all, even if it doesn't hurt anyone else.

That means if Calibri was woke, then ramps are woke.

Braille is woke.

Those chairs that lower old people into the hotel pool are woke.

How else are they going to secretly finger blast each other under the water, huh?

That's not the world I want to grow old in.

This is such a pathetic attempt to start a culture war.

There's no way conservative media is going to run with it, right?

Right?