Michael Kosta

There must have been something more about John Phelan that he liked.

John Phelan is named on a flight manifest indicating that he flew on Jeffrey Epstein's private plane in March 2006.

Goddamn.

That plane was like a LinkedIn for creeps.

Someone on there must have been like, yeah, I diddle kids, but only for the networking.

So maybe it's not so bad that Hegseth isn't feelin' feelin' anymore, but who's taking the helm from him?

This is a great gentleman.

I love that name.

Okay, sure.

I'm sure he loves that name now.

But how long until Trump forgets Hung Kao's name and starts trying to get close?

Hey, the carrier's under attack.

Where's Fat Dong, huh?

Hey, anyone seen Chubby Wang?

By the way, Hung Kao was my nickname in high school.

That's right, ladies.

I was well endowed and my farts caused climate change.

Now, to be clear, Cal does have some things that you want in a Navy secretary, like 20 years experience in the Navy.

But in case you're worried that Trump accidentally hired someone normal, not so fast.

For example, he seems very concerned about Christians being persecuted, even when it's a bit of a stretch.