Michael Kosta

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I'm Michael Kosta.

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Everyone on Santa's naughty list throws their own Christmas party.

Trump tells Venezuela, look at me.

I'm the captain now.

And which fonts are the gayest?

We investigate.

So let's get into the headlines.

Let's start with an update on America's escalating conflict with Venezuela.

While it may seem to have come out of nowhere, it dates all the way back to the Mesozoic era, when oil formed under the Earth's surface, which Venezuela then greedily parked on top of.

And now this conflict's heating up.

We turn to that major escalation off the coast of Venezuela.

The Department of Homeland Security shared the footage, said to the song, Mama Said Knock You Out.

Oh, my God, does everything have to be content these days?

Can't we just take other countries' oil for the love of the game?

I will say, I am so glad that we didn't have social media during World War II.